according to the ny post many people in their 40s and 50s will never have a job again
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope I'll have the money for my mid-life crisis
― kingfish, Monday, June 15, 2009 12:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
OTMFM
― I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Monday, 15 June 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I get sad a little more often. I get angry a little faster,
thats exactly the opposite to me. at 41, i am a lot calmer/happier now than ever before.i am not sure if i had my crisis a while ago when my head starting opening up buried memories that i had no desire to via some very intense dreams, which put me in a spin for quite a few months.or, if that was just a minor mental ripple prior to big one thats looming on the horizon.
― mark e, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
What you wore in high school goes out of fashion... again.
Double-digit # of US presidents in your lifetime.
― Josefa, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Then I'm not there yet. Obama '12!
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 June 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Laurel: I think women are less mid-life crisis-y, and more in a state of semi-constant anxiety from the late 20s on. I think women that are more focused on their bodies have it worse than those who aren't.
― giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
MOJO magazine seems to skewing a bit young.
― Josefa, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
You leave simple verbs out of your posts 'cause they're not worth the effort.
― Josefa, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
you have gray beard hair but u just combed the grecian formula all up in it, later chatting up a lady in the service industry trapped behind a counter who obviously hates you.
― pj, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
poor baristas
― pj, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link
nobody makes jeans that fit anymore
― U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Monday, 15 June 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
"i'll be the oldest one there" becomes your excuse for not going to shows/parties/bars
― ultimate sushi baller move (get bent), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
/not picking up children from school
― the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
...you try to fuck someone 20 years younger than you.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
...and if you succeed, society at large feels bad for both of you.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link
trying to f-ck someone 20 years younger than you is legal
― U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 08:53 (fourteen years ago) link
wondering at what exact point looking at younger women became crepey
― Posters that beg the Question: What the Hell were You THINKING? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 08:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ha. (or, 30 indeed. Not that I'm going to..) (xpost)
― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 09:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Hip young things revive fashions that you were wearing the first time round.
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link