MASTURBATED. God...
― stevienixed, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
NB: It's really difficult to keep the car both clean and uncrashed if you so dare to try it.
― libcrypt, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Steer with your knees, people.
― jaymc, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
My friend Steve used to be an expert at steering with his knees but that was from taking bong hits while driving not getting off.
― ENBB, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I've had the driving wank (long drive, empty highway) but it's too complicated to be anything but a bit of a boredom killer. Dudes doing it in morning traffic, even next to school busses (!) obviously are getting a different kind of thrill out of it. Crepey to the extreme.
off topic, though.
― kenan, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Not to rat her out or nuffin but Roxy is another lady who enjoys herself at work as confessed on this thread. I was not searching for a wanking thread when I found it. Honest.
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude y'all my never-touched blog is frotparty.blogspot.com ! Frotting is the funniest thing ever! (Funny bcz it is foreign and odd tho I doubt it would be a bucket of laffs were I its unwitting subject.)
― Abbott, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Basically it is everything I enjoyed on ILX in 2006, reworded slightly. :(
― Abbott, Saturday, 12 April 2008 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Kind of wish you had a never-touched frog instead.
― libcrypt, Saturday, 12 April 2008 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
I knew a guy who used to drive around in his van and beat it all the time. He also used to go into public bathrooms with this other guy to do it a lot. But these are both for different threads I suppose...so...I'm off now...
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 12 April 2008 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
guys, the appropriate term for female masturbation is "strumming the clit-ar"
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link
fess up how many lolvotes from dudes
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link
how many lol votes from ladies?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, I wanna know too because at least three of you gave me shit for being honest and I was about to say ha! see - there's loads of us but now I'm thinking that lots were boys.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
you know, there's plenty of porn available from your computer if you look for it.
― or something, Thursday, 17 April 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Results: original poll: 51.4% rub ladeez only poll: 77% rub
(with a huge margin of error based on my math)
― Jesse, Thursday, 17 April 2008 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link
9/11 changed everything ;(
― JTS, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I'll cop to being a "yes". But that's all I'm saying.
― Laurel, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
gross.
― ian, Thursday, 17 April 2008 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
im questioning the validity of polls
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 6 March 2017 19:58 (seven years ago) link
I learned from riding the school bus and looking out the windows that there are a lot of men out there who aren't afraid to just unzip and enjoy during their morning commute. A lot.
still haunted by this tbh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 11:02 (seven years ago) link
It has a haunting quality.
― Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 11:09 (seven years ago) link
The beauty of single person bathrooms?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 11:58 (seven years ago) link