I love having my dog lick peanut butter off my balls

-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 12th, 2004 1:24 AM. (slutsky) (later) - sooooo otm

what can i say - i went through some really bad stuff from 2000 to 2003 ... started to get my life sorted out. and yeah, i was a jerk on here. not asking for forgiveness or anything, it is what it is.

i don't think you hate my guts, ned. i don't hate you. i reckon, as long as i'm not trolling - we are ... just 'whatevers' with each other. i guess, when i said to calum about 'you know what - you'll never meet ned so why be ott concerned' is sort of my reaction.

but yeah - was i a shithead? yes. obviously. am i embarrassed? yes. definitely. do i think people should never mention it again? it would be nice, but hey, people are people, they can do whatever they want. i'm not about to stop them.

have things improved personally? yes. am i as 'angry'? no. should i have done those things on ilxor.com? no. but you know what - you can't reverse shit. it is what it is.

if i could take back half the mess from 2000 to 2001, i would obviously (not just ilxor.com) but i can't.

best,

doomie

i thought it was perfect.

hey, ned, thanks as well.

wtf gb2 lurking 4chan u fucktards

i was trying to find lost lovesongs and all ilx got me was this thread

I much prefer the urban legend where a Spanish television show intends to surprise a teenage girl by broadcasting her reaction to Ricky Martin live across the country. Ricky is hidden in the girl's closet and hidden cameras are set up all over the house. The girl comes home, grabs a jar of peanut butter, and checks the house to make sure she's alone. She then goes into her room, takes off her pants, spreads the peanut butter on her cooch, and calls the family dog over, who commences a-lickin'. Spanish television never quite recovers.
Definitely my favorite urban legend of all time.

-- Dan Perry, Thursday, June 7, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Why is everyone searching for threads by year right now? Drunkeness?

lololol

I wonder if he still loves it.

Probably.

Do you think the dog used the alphabet trick?

this 1 look interstin

i was trying to find lost lovesongs and all ilx got me was this thread

― luriqua, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 10:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gwen guthrie - peanut butter ?

no wait i guess it would have to be a lost lovesong that shares more than "peanut" and "butter" with the thread title

Love - Dog Balls