Do you have weird alternative lyrics for songs that play in your head?

Hey macarena BAHA'I!

I've been singing Television's Torn Curtain in the shower lately, except the lyrics were "porrrn...squirt-ain". See how clever I am?

xxpost: Tuomas, a 'bogan' is a slang term, basically the Australian version of white trash. Dunno if that translates. Lower middle class if you want to get down to nuts and bolts. Guys wear mullets, skinny jeans, flannel shirts and metal t-shirts. Girls have bad bleach jobs or bad perms, too-tight clothes, blue mascara and fight each other in broad daylight.
At least that's how they were in my town. Could be different now, I've been gone for a while.

It's not a song lyric specifically, but every time I hear the 'IAEA' mentioned on the news, I have to sing "EEEE EYE EEE EYE OHHHH". Really loud. Yes. I am a child.

Also I didn't know what came after 'Frosty the Snowman' so just sang (and still do) "Frosty the Snowman... is a snowman made of snow"

There's a theme to mine....

we are the sons of no one
keggers of yore

Joni, "Harry's House / Centerpiece"

The more I’m with you, pretty baby
The more I feel my love increase
I’m building all my dreams around you
Our happiness will never cease
’cause nothing’s any good without you
BABY, YOU'RE MY CENTIPEDE

(cue rebbie jackson)

I used to think that Billy Joel's "For the Longest Time" was a first person confessional to "Father Longenstein." Raised Catholic, lol.

I'm a juggalo soldier
broader than broadway
keep keepin on
I don't care what they say

gee thanks noodle vague

Google Image Search is surprisingly disappointing for "juggalo soldier".

juggalo gals go round the outside round the outside round the outside

thanks to Mr. Hegelson:

I'm a Matt ... I'm a DC ... I'm a combination Matt DC.