The Lysergic Acid Diethylamidiotic Joe Biden & Sarah Palin VP Presidential Debate thread in the 2 zero zero 8 (2008 party over oops)

WINK

"Her reward is in Heaven, right?"

her reward is in heaven

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did she just award extra credit?

deliberative

WOW

Yo! 2nd scranton ref!

Fuck you stop quoting Reagan and saying 'shout out'

is that in the vp portfolio?

no cozen in america everyone thinks they are in the middle class so that's what politicians say so people will think "oh yeah he means me!"

SHOUT OUT

wait, was this the question?!

were the crowd laughing _at_ her folksy stuff there?

did she just mention his dead wife?

THAT WAS THE FOLKSIEST I HAVE EVER HEARD A HUMAN BEING COMMUNICATE

she is the EDUCATION VP and will INCREASE STANDARDS OMGWTFBBQ!!11111!1one!1

gross

what's the EKG reading on the third graders line?

is it me or is she occasionally winking to punctuate her comments

her reward is in heaven

I think that's a good line really. Her reward is in heaven, because teachers don't get shit here on earth.

caek yes she did

LAME

we all got extra credit, please submit to university of your choice.

she's winking at ME, dude

WHAT AUTHORITY DOES THE CONSTITUTION GIVE TEH VEEP?

I literally cannot wait for Tina Fey this weekend

that is some gentle comedy

special neeeeeeeeeeeds

John McCain has already tapped me lol

did anybody think to mention to her that it's a bad idea to shake your head "no" when you're lying?

i am the MORE AUTHORITY veep WHOA

VP OF SPECIAL NEEDS CHILDREN!?!?!?

JMC has already tapped me!!

jaymc?

The Economist liveblog: 9:48: Oh, the Castro Brothers. I think I heard them at the Black Cat last Thursday night.

JAMC?

god, she reminds me of idiocracy... a shout-out in a debate? come on. when is she gonna tell us when levi's album drops?

You guys sure you're not getting group-thinky? I haven't been checking this page for most of the debate, but my brother and I were pretty convinced that she's winning this thing (or Biden's losing it). It's just that this two-minutes vs. two-minutes format is apparently a huge weakness for him.

FINALLY -- A GOOD IFFILL QUESTION

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9:35: Joe Biden just criticised the "Drill, drill, drill," chant and Sarah Palin starts her answer with an idiotic correction: "The chant is drill, baby, drill." I'm not surprised that the women's tracking line dipped on that one.

9:35: Sarah “drill baby drill” Palin coaches Joe Biden on how to speak idiot.

9:33: "Drill, baby, drill...and by the time I'm president we may actually find some oil."

Dan, independents have been breaking huge in polls for Biden throughout. So I think we're on base with mass sentiment.

go biden on cheney go biden go!

I think she's coming off terribly. I don't know what the "man on the street" is going to think.

i thought she charmed with education. everything else has rung very very false, or have been poorly delivered

WORD.

She is winning; Biden's sleepwalking through the thing. Of course it's impossible to believe anything Palin's saying since you know, she's on the Republican ticket and GW Bush basically said all the same bullshit when he ran (maverick, different from other Republicans, etc. etc. etc.). Of course if it worked that time, it probably will again.

charmed? she barely stopped short of YEE-HAW

she has nice calves

haha, well if burt stanton's the only one that agrees with me, then I'm happy to be wrong.

Damn.. Cheney = owned.