Especially because the budding success of the new fluorescents is almost completely market-driven.
YOU HAVE NO POINT, DUCK, EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE IT UP.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?
http://www.faithmouse.com/disproportunate_not.gif
― Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link
lolololol
― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link
BATSHIT RIGHTWING CARTOONIST 1, EN I SEE KAY 0
― max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link
:D
― bnw, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Accurate foods were too hard to spell.
And the target audience would surely misinterpret "Pita".
And everyone knows a felafel is a sponge used in erotic bathing.
― nickn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 06:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh man, white kid sonned in anthropomorphic cartoon cat anatomy beef.
My Batshit Leftwing Grandma is gonna disown me.
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan L, shouldn't Monsignor Cat also have a thought bubble in which he's eating the birds?
― Mark C, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/070307.jpg
oh christ, he's discovered post-modernism! everybody run for it!
http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2007/fairness.gif
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Shelton_C20070703.jpg
Look out, Gordon! A swarthy hook-nosed man is putting an ACME-brand bomb in your chair!
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/londonavoidisast.jpg limp wristed latte sipper lol
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv070307a.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0702j.jpg
Right, 'cuz nothing says "Modern-day Luftwaffe" than some jerks with gasolines cans
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
okay, I kinda really love Lacey now.
(No question he's far and away the most accomplished/interesting cartoonists on this thread)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
granted I still can't figure out that pope-egg one
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070704ST1AP-JihadMonkey.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.07.02.Metastasis.jpg
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/7453_thumb.gif
goddamn, we're just surrounded by men with facial hair who just want to violate our sacredness, aren't we
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Shakey we are holding you to that in the eventuality of a Lacey RIP thread
― nabisco, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
shouldn't those breakin-and-enterin brown people be carrying guns or leprosy or something...?
x-post
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/7452_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/7454_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/7455_thumb.gif
har har larf at clinton
i thought these guys HATED the new deal
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
(PS dear Lacey that is not some kind of weird threat or anything, Shakey just has this habit of going on threads after people die and saying he never liked them and doesn't care)
― nabisco, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
dammit.
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/7456_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/7457_thumb.gif
lolz @ Waxman hackeysack
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/londonavoidisast.jpg
Ahem. That was in Glasgow, not London.
― righteousmaelstrom, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
now that is not true at all. I either go on or create RIP threads for specific people I find reprehensible and cheer their passing. I can count on one hand the number of people this has included (Jack Valenti, Jerry Falwell, and whatsername that blonde bimbo).
I would mourn the passing of anyone as skilled and devoted to their craft as Lacey - this is a guy who has obviously crafted a very idiosyncratic and unique style through diligence and attention to detail and I respect that.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
The guy with the Islam tumor wins the offensive award for the day, at least.
― kenan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I wouldn't trust that doctor, though: he's clearly put a COLANDER on the guy's head.
― nabisco, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Note also that the shape of the skull on the screen is 100% unrelated to the shape of the guy with the colander on his head.
I.e., secret dig at the National Health Service.
― nabisco, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.phoronix.net/image.php?id=509&image=enermax_marathon_doc
― kenan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
but wait! you can find subdivisions amongst your flavors of batshit rightwing cartoonist:
http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/07.06.28.SecurityMeas-X.gif
where even tho he repeats the "iran is arming the terrists" line(the one that ignores that whole Saudi thing), he's more about the killing the brown people over there than shooting at the brown people over here.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
here we go again:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0703bd.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0703ad.jpg
Yes! every progressive educator would always require a child with massive amounts of special needs be stuck into a regular class, and this always happens on the whim of that librul educator(lol pretentious libruls and their nomenclature), and is never the result of a school not having the funding for extra teachers or extra training to handle special kids, thanks to NCLB.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
i really enjoy the last panel of the cox & forkum a few posts back. the deranged elephant screaming "MEXICANS!" just that.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 12:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Happy Fourth of July!
― Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
nice pinup legs clearly proportionate, no question
― dmr, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
"whatsername that blonde bimbo"
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i'd hit it
― river wolf, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN070607.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.07.03.Fireworks.jpg
― kingfish, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
cyclopseses?
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 5 July 2007 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, "diversity" is to blame for the attempted bombings, not (say) disastrous misadventures in Iraq.
― Neil S, Thursday, 5 July 2007 10:13 (sixteen years ago) link
hey, did lacey change his splash page thing?
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Looks like, yeah
― kingfish, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice! As usual with F'mouse, I don't quite get it. Is the creature (a mouse, right?) pleasuring herself with a pink dildo while wrapped in the American flag? Or is the dildo a pen (?) and it's some comment on free speech or something?
I assume the unnecessarily voluptuous figure is a tribute to Lacey's brothers in (the right to carry) arms, Day by day?
― Mark C, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually, it's a variation on a Fourth of July cartoon I posted Wednesday- http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon718blog.gif
― Dan Lacey, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan, although I am a left wing atheist I do dig your sense of humour sometimes.
― Ed, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:13 (sixteen years ago) link
If that's supposed to be a tear rolling down her cheek you may be misunderstanding the effects of gravity on planet Earth.
― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Isn't it a wink? And I still don't get the pink thing.
― Mark C, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, isn't it a regular eye and the *other* eye is winking?
― Mark C, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, maybe! It's pretty hard to tell, though, even with my head turned upside down.
― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
this has more to do with the changing pic at the top of the thread than anything else, mind.
― Ed, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
rubbish
― RJG, Thursday, 5 July 2007 15:56 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070705.jpg
wot, no slaphead love?
― kingfish, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
That does not look like Fred Thompson even a little bit.
― kenan, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:01 (sixteen years ago) link
yea, the eyes need to be a little more thyroid and the cheeks more jowly.
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
also missing, the charming 4-piece set of hand-luggage thompson carries beneath his eyes
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link