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The Republic of Tweetard

Mandee, Monday, 19 May 2003 14:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Someone just asked me to join their region! I'll tell them NO WAY ASSHAT I AM IN ILXORIA!!!

The Dictatorship of Disylpaninurvia
"Fear not, while the great leader rules"

UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard Of Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: Ilxoria
The Dictatorship of Disylpaninurvia is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 13%. A healthy private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Crime is moderate. Disylpaninurvia's national animal is the crested otter and its currency is the mung.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Very true to life, the whole thing - UN resolutions seem to have no effect whatsoever.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kiss my benchmark!!

Kerry (dymaxia), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Incorporated States of Ogobogonia
"We were put on this earth to be excited"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Below Average
Location: the Pacific

The Incorporated States of Ogobogonia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 23%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

Crime is relatively low. Ogobogonia's national animal is the marmoset and its currency is the chit.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

The People's Republic of Santander
"Every posse and crew the future is before your eyes"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Fragile Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The North Pacific
The People's Republic of Santander is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cat population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Crime is well under control. Santander's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the nacional.

gareth (gareth), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Burgeoning cat population!!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just legalised public nudity.

Ed (dali), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I used to love this site... I used to have a nice liberal democracy but it got boring. So...

The Republic of Fuxoria
"We are EVIL! Do you hear? EEEEEVIL!"

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Few

Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Fuxoria is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 11%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Fuxoria's national animal is the vulture and its currency is the token of oppression.

I don't like all this "mostly benevolent" stuff.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Dictatorship of Dysland

"Shut up and do what you're told."
UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Some
Location: The East Pacific

The Dictatorship of Dysland is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 6 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Retail.

Euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate. Dysland's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the bud.

i don't understand this "democratic socialists" business, i was going for somewthing along the lines of "tyrannical dictatorship".

dyson (dyson), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ha! I still have the lowest rate of y tax! apart from Ally who doesn't have any!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

but Goddamn! my economy has got fuxored overnight, I knew I shoulda let the beef dudes give more money to political parties. I just hope that my surveillance camera scheme will fight some of that crime.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Principality of Lunapalooza
"One Nation Under a Groove, Yo"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: the West Pacific
The Principality of Lunapalooza is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Crime is relatively low. Lunapalooza's national animal is the spotted neck otter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the almighty dollah.

luna (luna.c), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

And my rate of tax went up, ftw? I didn't authorise this, who did that? I demand to know who is responsible!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yo peeps, I am the place to be, you ain't payin' no taxes in my state of uberbusinessisation.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

OK, the taxman won't take your money but the bandits will.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, WOMAN, YOU'RE KILLING THE BEARS!!!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, well, my population grew a million overnight, we gots to make room for everyone. The bears gots to go.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am picketing you now.

Two Four Six Eight!
We think bears are really great!
One Three Five Seven!
Fascistic Bear Killers won't go to Heaven!!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

We don't care about your picketing, we're the wealthiest nation in the world. cf. George W. Bush.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Rogue Nation of Urallfukkt
"You didn't see nuthin'"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The North Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Urallfukkt is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Gambling, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining industries.

Crime is well under control. Urallfukkt's national animal is the dumpy tree frog and its currency is the oops.

oops (Oops), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

The WHOLE! WORLD! is WATCHING!
The WHOLE! WORLD! is WATCHING!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

save the bears, kill the bears – either way it will be the last thing you do. my tanks are coming.

regards,
the high exalted supreme dictator of dysland

dyson (dyson), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

You better save the poor animals then. Nothing jams a tank tread like a well-fed bear.

Frühlingsmute (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I will crush you with my well paid army, dyson. Don't fuck with the capitalist swine, cowboy.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Republic of Dexness
"EAT THE RICH EAT THE RICH EAT EM UP YUM"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Fair Political Freedoms: Good

Location: the West Pacific
The Republic of Dexness is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Defence and Law & Order are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Information Technology.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dexness's national animal is the bag lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the coin.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

just read a couple of the FFRP threads on their forum, blimX0r...

The Holy Empire of Carsmile
"i was just saying, like"

The Holy Empire of Carsmile is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Retail and Information Technology.

Crime is well under control. Carsmile's national animal is the cider armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the meep.

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

From now on all diplomacy and declarations shall be bitten from Busta Rhymes lyric sheets.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

We shall bring you all to your knees with our exports of beef!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yo, I got the Cheddar though, in all senses of the word.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We shall bring you all to your knees with our exports of beef (curtains)!"

Sorry...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cheddar is slang for yeast infection

oops (Oops), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

From now on all diplomacy and declarations shall be bitten from Busta Rhymes lyric sheets.

Me and my niggaz be comin through stalkin you out
Killin off any and everything you talkin about
See you in the UN, now we walkin you out
Should've thought twice before you went and open your mouth

George Busta Bush (Wintermute), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cheddar is NOT slang for yeast infection, you fool. Anyway, I'm on my period so I don't think I can have a yeast infection. I'm not a doctor, mind you. I'll destroy you all with too much information!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Silly girl: Once you boldly say something is so on the internet, it becomes fact.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 04:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can I just say that Jennifer Government has to be the worst book title ever?

Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 14:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah no kidding.

"Ogobogonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region."

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 15:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is me - The Disputed Territories of Wapse. I am proud to be an Ilxorian, though I worry about the excess of bureaucracy and the asylum seekers.

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Republic of Coulsonia
"At least it's not Lancaster"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: the West Pacific

The Republic of Coulsonia is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coulsonia's national animal is the anorexic teenage model and its currency is the angst.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Republic of Croal

"No, Really!"
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Ilxoria

The Republic of Croal is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its intelligent population of 8 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

Voting is compulsory and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low. Croal's national animal is the euglena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the crodr.

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

The UN has launched a cruel and calculated attack on the educational status of my population.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, if you'd been at all clever, you would have seen it coming.

Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've decided I want a nation of intelligent vegetarian thugs.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, yeah, the local soothsayer was blabbering about "woe this and woe that", but I had him banished.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Today, I had a referendum that, because of the shocking economic inequalities of our populace, the other countries are laughing at me and something should be done to rectify the situation. I voted "find out who is laughing and kick their ass". SO WATCH YOURSELF FUCKERS.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes. Bwahaha.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hope people appreciate the new flag of Dexness.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is any ILXor head of Blingtopia?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've decided that I'm going to be a most serene republic.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're laughing because your citizens are the second-stupidest in Ilxoria, Bitchcakes.

I think you'll find that it's very common in the business world for the richest person in the office to be the stupidest.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok I'm waiting for the email from the UN - if it doesn't get here soon, I'm gonna start kicking ass.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:03 (twenty-one years ago) link


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