"They look more like her but they take after me."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^ grebt
would never win though
― Aimless, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I call the big one 'bitey'."
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
I entered the PETA one on my own, so you can leave that one out.
My wife did one for this one:
"Ok...I'll put down "Claws". And what you describe as your greatest weakness?"
― schwantz, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I'll wring your neck if one of these bastards publishes before I do"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^hahaha xp
― autogucci cru (deej), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol!
xpost to "claws"
― collardio greenous (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
schwantzs wifes one is hilarious
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, June 10, 2009 1:54 PM (46 minutes ago)
this is genius and will get my vote
― collardio greenous (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
also massive lolz at "claws"
(btw, I am very mad that "LET'S START IT OFF WITH A BRIEF REVIEW OF YOUR LOCAL MIDLIFE CRISIS. WE'LL THEN DISCUSS THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS." is too long to be a screen name)
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
(anyway back to the picture)
"Okay, NOW they're just mocking us."
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
"And the best part is, we pay them in cheese."
― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
"this acid is strong"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
^ works for 99% of all new yorker cartoons
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I'm not sure their hearts are really in this better-mousetrap project."
― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I know they have a grant, but do we really need more ways to skin a cat?"
"I was expecting Soulja Boy to have a different effect on them."
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I always wondered how many people entered. Sometimes the finalists are so weak I assumed like, 6 people entered. My god some of those submissions are not funny.
I mean the ones copied above, not the ones currently being submitted by ILXors. Those are all comedy gold.
― dan selzer, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
I like fork's "I think it's meant to be the one on the right's retirement party."
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The one in glasses is not 'the cute one'."
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
"auto-tune is dead"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
I wonder how many times we'll have to do this until we get an ILX winner?My money is over five, under twenty.
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
We should enter as Isaac L. Xevious
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I see your mice have little clothes."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
"These mice are different from the mice behind us; these mice have facial features."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Are mice very much like people?"
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I am mildly disconcerted; apparently, I am carrying a water bottle."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Did you know? I can spit the words 'PAUL NOTH' across the room."
"I am looking at mice. You are looking at mice. They are also looking at mice."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Hmm, I'm not sure -- she's a little mousier than the last woman I dated."
― autogucci cru (deej), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
lolling at the paul noth one for some reason.
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
also "it's a reality show about my fantasies" has win potential
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
'NERDS!'
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
schwantz's wife made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed at new yorker cartoon
― iatee, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Have the Chinese one removed for questioning."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
From that long list of candidates above:no this isn't MY evening gown i tied up a pedestrian on the way to your studio and robbed her blind.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The leader of the mice appears to have rounded up all the intellectuals in a gulag""Ha, Communism sounds great on paper - it just doesn't work in lab conditions!"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
12 more hours to go, and then I'll make a poll at about 11 pm (US Eastern) tonight.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
And.....the new caption has appeared. Have at it!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
btw for anyone who may care, the winners of last week's ILX poll were:
1) Roberto Spiralli (10 votes)2) Hi Dere (4 votes)3) EZ Snappin and Dr Superman(tie) (3 votes)
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Sweden? It was MOSTLY uneventful..."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
(also where was the poll? I totally missed it)
"I call her Ladybird, because she's my lady."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Milk, toilet roll, wrapping paper. Got it."
― farcottonloco, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
The "Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest" Poll: Week 1
D'oh!
Well to sum it up, Roberto Spiralli won, but in typical ILX fashion, there were concerns about bestiality. That made your caption the choice for entry. But then, I'm pretty sure no one ever entered it, because I stupidly assumed that you had seen the poll.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:08 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol after seeing the controversy over emphasized words in a caption I have to rethink
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:10 (3 years ago) Permalink
"It's just up here on the right. By the way, our religion forbids tipping, I hope that's OK?"
― Grampsy, Monday, 13 May 2013 10:14 (1 week ago) Permalink
"You got your kids into rock so they could get into rock school? How clever!"
― Grampsy, Monday, 13 May 2013 10:16 (1 week ago) Permalink
"...So I said to my hairdresser, he's called Harry, by the way, I said, YOU BIG SISSY!"
― Grampsy, Monday, 13 May 2013 10:19 (1 week ago) Permalink
"Don't make such a fuss, sissy."
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Monday, 13 May 2013 10:26 (1 week ago) Permalink
"I know a Limp Bizkit song about that"
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 13 May 2013 10:36 (1 week ago) Permalink
"You must have done something really messed up, lady"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 May 2013 12:53 (1 week ago) Permalink
"Mostly I enjoy the cardio."
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Monday, 13 May 2013 12:56 (1 week ago) Permalink
"I guess it's Tantalos's turn to cook tonight"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 May 2013 13:03 (1 week ago) Permalink
This week's Jumble solution is "You think that's hard, try "RAISING" kids!"
― oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:02 (1 week ago) Permalink
"Wait'll you have two"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:18 (1 week ago) Permalink
"Priced out of Park Slope too, huh?"
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:45 (1 week ago) Permalink
"How's the giant cock & balls sculpture going?"
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Monday, 13 May 2013 14:49 (1 week ago) Permalink
The three chonsen for the "giraffes in the ark" one:
*"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."*"Mistakes were made."*"I have trouble saying no."
OK, this means that you lot are not entering any of your captions on the site. These are rub to the point of boring.
― Mark G, Monday, 20 May 2013 11:35 (17 minutes ago) Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 20 May 2013 11:36 (17 minutes ago) Permalink
ahem:
― Mark G, Monday, 20 May 2013 11:37 (16 minutes ago) Permalink