(Larry Flynt needs to start a caption contest.)
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
"They look more like her but they take after me."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^ grebt
would never win though
― Aimless, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I call the big one 'bitey'."
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
I entered the PETA one on my own, so you can leave that one out.
My wife did one for this one:
"Ok...I'll put down "Claws". And what you describe as your greatest weakness?"
― schwantz, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:27 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I'll wring your neck if one of these bastards publishes before I do"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:33 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^hahaha xp
― autogucci cru (deej), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
lol!
xpost to "claws"
― collardio greenous (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
schwantzs wifes one is hilarious
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:40 (3 years ago) Permalink
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, June 10, 2009 1:54 PM (46 minutes ago)
this is genius and will get my vote
― collardio greenous (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:42 (3 years ago) Permalink
^^^
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:46 (3 years ago) Permalink
also massive lolz at "claws"
(btw, I am very mad that "LET'S START IT OFF WITH A BRIEF REVIEW OF YOUR LOCAL MIDLIFE CRISIS. WE'LL THEN DISCUSS THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS." is too long to be a screen name)
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
(anyway back to the picture)
"Okay, NOW they're just mocking us."
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
"And the best part is, we pay them in cheese."
― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:53 (3 years ago) Permalink
"this acid is strong"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
^ works for 99% of all new yorker cartoons
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:58 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I'm not sure their hearts are really in this better-mousetrap project."
― would you ask tom petty that? (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:13 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I know they have a grant, but do we really need more ways to skin a cat?"
"I was expecting Soulja Boy to have a different effect on them."
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:16 (3 years ago) Permalink
I always wondered how many people entered. Sometimes the finalists are so weak I assumed like, 6 people entered. My god some of those submissions are not funny.
I mean the ones copied above, not the ones currently being submitted by ILXors. Those are all comedy gold.
― dan selzer, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
I like fork's "I think it's meant to be the one on the right's retirement party."
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The one in glasses is not 'the cute one'."
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:21 (3 years ago) Permalink
"auto-tune is dead"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:22 (3 years ago) Permalink
I wonder how many times we'll have to do this until we get an ILX winner?My money is over five, under twenty.
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:45 (3 years ago) Permalink
We should enter as Isaac L. Xevious
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:47 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I see your mice have little clothes."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:49 (3 years ago) Permalink
"These mice are different from the mice behind us; these mice have facial features."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:50 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Are mice very much like people?"
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:51 (3 years ago) Permalink
"I am mildly disconcerted; apparently, I am carrying a water bottle."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:52 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Did you know? I can spit the words 'PAUL NOTH' across the room."
"I am looking at mice. You are looking at mice. They are also looking at mice."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:54 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Hmm, I'm not sure -- she's a little mousier than the last woman I dated."
― autogucci cru (deej), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:55 (3 years ago) Permalink
lolling at the paul noth one for some reason.
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink
also "it's a reality show about my fantasies" has win potential
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:00 (3 years ago) Permalink
'NERDS!'
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
schwantz's wife made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed at new yorker cartoon
― iatee, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:09 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Have the Chinese one removed for questioning."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:15 (3 years ago) Permalink
From that long list of candidates above:no this isn't MY evening gown i tied up a pedestrian on the way to your studio and robbed her blind.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:26 (3 years ago) Permalink
"The leader of the mice appears to have rounded up all the intellectuals in a gulag""Ha, Communism sounds great on paper - it just doesn't work in lab conditions!"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:30 (3 years ago) Permalink
12 more hours to go, and then I'll make a poll at about 11 pm (US Eastern) tonight.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:02 (3 years ago) Permalink
And.....the new caption has appeared. Have at it!
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
btw for anyone who may care, the winners of last week's ILX poll were:
1) Roberto Spiralli (10 votes)2) Hi Dere (4 votes)3) EZ Snappin and Dr Superman(tie) (3 votes)
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Sweden? It was MOSTLY uneventful..."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (3 years ago) Permalink
(also where was the poll? I totally missed it)
"I call her Ladybird, because she's my lady."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
"Milk, toilet roll, wrapping paper. Got it."
― farcottonloco, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (3 years ago) Permalink
"it's okay, you won't break the scale fifty-foot tall man standing twenty yards away from me."
― Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:52 (5 days ago) Permalink
"Mistakes were made" is one of those universal captions that's surprisingly funny with about 80% of visual gags. Like the jet wearing stilettos upthread: "Mistakes were made."
― Grampsy, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:00 (5 days ago) Permalink
"I feared the stiffness would lead to this. You have cooties."
― Øystein, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:19 (5 days ago) Permalink
(kinda gave up on that -- was trying to come up with some crap about a tween curse)
― Øystein, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:20 (5 days ago) Permalink
another caption i think is pretty funny with most of these is "jesus."
― Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:54 (5 days ago) Permalink
For the sisyphus one:
"It helps if you think of it as 'leaning in.'"
I'm stuck on this one
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 19:44 (4 days ago) Permalink
"I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard!"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 19:51 (4 days ago) Permalink
"Everyone knows magic monkey paws thrive on ironic literal interpretations of euphemisms -- you should've just asked it to make you less fat."
(uh, that's basically the plot of a Chesterton short story, I think.)
― Øystein, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 21:53 (4 days ago) Permalink
Oh wait, it's by H.G. Wells. The Truth About Pyecraft
― Øystein, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 21:57 (4 days ago) Permalink
"wtf lol."
― Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 21:58 (4 days ago) Permalink
"Please stop jumping on my wagon; you've already made the wheels break off"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:03 (4 days ago) Permalink
^ ha, best so far.
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:05 (4 days ago) Permalink
yeah that one's great
― Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:06 (4 days ago) Permalink
no rapturing!
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:25 (4 days ago) Permalink
"Good. Now cast a shadow."
― ..."Exaiaiai", thanks, I get it (Assurance T. Rex), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 12:33 (3 days ago) Permalink
"To be frank, everybody prefers the card tricks"
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 12:38 (3 days ago) Permalink
"The power of Christ may compel you, but it's not a weight-loss plan."
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 12:48 (3 days ago) Permalink
"Seems to be a particularly light dose of the flew"
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:08 (3 days ago) Permalink