Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

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ok the murder/not murder one either makes no sense or confirms something that in my naivete i had assumed ~wasn't~ the case. that is: strongly pro-life ppl thinking the death penalty is cool and justified.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link

mkaes perfect sense: unborn children are innocent, guilty perps deserve what they get (also not guilty perps, cf. guantanamo).

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, yeah, but that would make the vast majority of people in the world "pro-life" - pretty much anyone off the street would agree, "Hey, let's not kill innocent people!" It's cheap grace, adopting as some deep principle something that's trivially obvious. The Catholic Church as a body at least can call itself "pro-life" even in the harder cases: It opposes abortion, capital punishment and the Iraq war.

Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link

it feels like they're not even trying anymore.

these days it's all just dog whistles and frenzied barking...

i'm too hardcore to be bourgeois (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link

That is one fancy Abortion Clinic sign.

I wonder how many women have gone in there by mistake, thinking it was a consignment shop?

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Have we ever talked about the Photoshop art of David Dees? It's batshit, but in a Ron Paul sort of way:

http://www.deesillustration.com/ps1.html

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Actually, this is a better link:

http://www.rense.com/1.mpicons/dees1.htm

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

That was a fun link. "Starving African Child Amongst the Lard Asses" was a good one.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/holly2_dees.jpg

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, and he's a crazed racist anti-Semite, no matter what his cutsey Zionist disclaimer attempts to prove.

xp

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

What am I missing with these Camp FEMA ones?

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/campfema_dees.jpg

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/femacamps_dees.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i started a noize thread about that dude a couple months ago

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

ROYAL EU ZOMBIE!!!

Achtung Blobby (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

this is the dude whose work looks like the land of the lost billboards!

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the camp FEMA ones are about the conspiracy theory that FEMA is building concentration camps? not sure where i heard that

roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

That's a new one for me.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

There is some spiel from that site about how any vaccine against swine flu will kill you faster that swine flu. There is no explanation for the evil deeds of the Shefield Wednesday Mascot and his Owl bretheren.

Prince of Persia (Ed), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

dees owns. paranoia taken so far that it's almost an acid trip.

i'm too hardcore to be bourgeois (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

O.J. in jail? They call this progress?

The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Dees goes from the paranoid to the surreal.

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/skychem_dees.jpg

leavethecapital, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that a chemtrails conspiracy one or referencing something else? (Or possibly everything else related to planes, vapour, skulls, fields etc.)

emil.y, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

oh clearly a chemtrails thing

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Spock OTM about everyone smoking weed.

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Dees needs to start a career making cover art for unsigned metal bands

Also every time i see the OBL with the thumbs up the Seinfeld theme pops into my head!

Adam Bruneau, Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I just noticed that he's using rabbit ears to watch the English-language news from his cave. That's some good reception!

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope he's getting a converter box.

nickn, Friday, 12 June 2009 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

(uh i mean not all pro-life)

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I was going to post that!

blow it out your hairdo (Jenny), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

By which I mean, waht a coincidence/good call.

blow it out your hairdo (Jenny), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/2w1tpq1.jpg

i like the octopus, i don't like the complete lack of jokes or any coherent statement. D-

self-aware psych tropes (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

CZARS BAD

UNLESS THEY'RE WILLIAM BENNETT

self-aware psych tropes (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oh clearly a chemtrails thing

That's a new one to me! And even more WTF than most, since it doesn't easily lead to the ol' conspiracy theory logic of trying to prove a negative (e.g., Glenn Beck on Fox News explaining that he really wanted to debunk the theory of FEMA camps, but he couldn't find any information to do so). The trails not only plainly exist, there is also a clear and very simple explanation for them. Middle school science, ppl.

I love how it used to be only druggie lefties that thought up shit like that. Like the guy at Woodstock who, after it started raining, became convinced that he had seen planes earlier seeding the clouds.

Brundlefly (kenan), Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, he's very amusing isn't he?
http://www.rightoons.com/images/lang/lang-color.jpg

Old Ned 1962 Vinyl Edition (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 21 June 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

lolz at demofascist eugenics health care; it's what i've suspected all along

(pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 June 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

is evil donkey wearing a hitler smiley badge?!

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Sunday, 21 June 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Glenn Beck was eating Nestle Tollhouse cookies on his show the other night, because apparently food recalls are ridiculous.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 June 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I encourage him to keep following that train of thought.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, let's hope he graduates to just chugging pint glasses of raw eggs on camera.

kingfish, Monday, 22 June 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

is evil donkey wearing a hitler smiley badge?!

yup, friendly fascism. consolidated was rite!

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 22 June 2009 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Also possibly a reference to Jonah Goldberg's jaw-droppingly retarded Liberal Fascism.

Telephone thing, Monday, 22 June 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/2laevba.gif

i'm not sure i get this one enough to hate ramirez properly ATM.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2psitll.png

fucking noel.

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

WANT DAT CHEESE GOTTA GET DAT CHEESE

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link

why are we telling you to stop though? we love free health care!

b!tchass, birdchested bastard sees a dude bigger than he (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

no, no, you really don't. horrendous waits for specialists! uh... that's... that's most of the argument.

next stop: NOWHERE, i wanna get off (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

oh ok, yeah, i hate free health care. last time my mum had to see a specialist for free a couple weeks ago, she waited 2 weeks. fuck that shit.

b!tchass, birdchested bastard sees a dude bigger than he (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

As opposed to how fast it is to get into a specialist here.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Sure she wouldn't be able to afford anything like american health insurance and would be dead by now because she wouldn't be able to see a doctor, but our system is shockingly brutal in comparison.

b!tchass, birdchested bastard sees a dude bigger than he (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link


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