Literary Clusterfucks 2013

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the process is tedious and demoralizing but necessary imo

the company who published and promoted his book come off looking particularly bad here. who at that company decided to publish the book?

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 08:41 (five years ago) link

this dude's book sounds pretty terrible

NY article was an amazing read, tho

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 08:44 (five years ago) link

Didn't like the way some of his actions were explained away as some weird Ripley copy.

Lol @ Craig Raine.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 10:59 (five years ago) link

yowww that article is fuckin wild

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 11:37 (five years ago) link

The book sounds like hot garbage but i guess that’s what the American reading public hungers for so whose fault is it really

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link

maybe the real psychopaths... are us

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:15 (five years ago) link

gone girl deserves better copycats than this and the girl on the train

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link

This guy sounds more like a pathological liar than a con artist. Some of these lies had the effect of burnishing his reputation but he was really sloppy about it. And other lies he took farther than he needed to if he was just trying to become a powerful editor

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link

I haven't read the article, but this guy's book is a dumb domestic thriller novel not a memoir, right? Who gives a fuck if he's a liar?

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link

maybe you should i dunno read the article

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

it's good!

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link

Like if I found out that Harlan Coben was lying about being David Foster Wallace's college roommate would that make his plot twists any worse?

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link

you should read the piece

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link

it's a great piece bc it's v interesting and the guy is a character but i don't think it's like "and therefore his thriller novel about liars is bad" (except that it sounds bad on its own merits). the most lol part was the agatha christie legacy writer who wrote characters based on the guy.

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:35 (five years ago) link

I like the part where he sent emails to colleagues that he said were from his brother about what an amazing guy he (the novelist) was. Think I am going to start doing this. My family could stand to send more unsolicited emails of this kind, I feel

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:35 (five years ago) link

He was just correcting the record

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link

then when someone asks you about your brother you can reply 'oh he's dead, he committed suicide' and move on to talking about that time you were on the cover of russian vogue

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:37 (five years ago) link

Seemingly you can keep this up for a long time with no consequences

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:41 (five years ago) link

being a charming, handsome white fabulist has its advantages it seems

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:42 (five years ago) link

lupus in fabula

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 14:43 (five years ago) link

i have read the piece and president keyes is largely otm

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

How otm could he be he thinks the story is that this novel is bad bc the author is a liar

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

the quality of the book itself is almost an aside, since it's a given that this type of derivative cash-in thriller is going to be likely fucking terrible. the piece is about how the guy conned and emotionally bullied his way into a place where he could easily call in some favors and do the cashing-in.

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

it's certainly a bit of a catfishing story, and one would almost pity the guy if he clearly wasn't trying to sink other people around him as a means to elevate his own standing.

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

i would rather watch a movie about this guy than a movie based on his book

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:07 (five years ago) link

oh, i don't care about the book or its quality, and it's interesting how everyone apparently just let him get away with everything. but he didn't kill anyone, doesn't even seem to have done anything illegal, he's just a big liar. it seems like something that could have been summed up in far fewer than 12,000 words

i mean recent history shows us that a lot of people lie about a lot of things that are often more consequential than publishers and academics being suckers

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

I have pissed
in the cups
that were in
your office

and which
you were probably
saving
for book launch

Forgive me
I had a tumor
and my mom died
and my brother

— Nichole LeFebvre (@nickylefe) February 4, 2019

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:17 (five years ago) link

haa

imago, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link

I’m unclear if I’m supposed to have intuited that he may have been ghost-writing some of the novels by his clients, or if my tendency to find conspiracy is dry-firing. Anybody else wonder about that?

rb (soda), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

oh, i don't care about the book or its quality, and it's interesting how everyone apparently just let him get away with everything. but he didn't kill anyone, doesn't even seem to have done anything illegal, he's just a big liar. it seems like something that could have been summed up in far fewer than 12,000 words

i mean recent history shows us that a lot of people lie about a lot of things that are often more consequential than publishers and academics being suckers

― mookieproof

it could have, yes. it's not a very entertaining read. the point isn't entertainment, though. when you're dealing with a person of that particular personality type, _somebody_ has to go through and run down all of the evidence, point by point, in a comprehensive manner. if people choose to ignore the facts, well, that's a said state of affairs, but a lot of how liars get away with their lies is people not wanting to go through the tedious and unrewarding work of debunking those lies.

there are things to be learned from this story and i don't think whatever habitual fabulist is the subject of the article will be the one to learn those things.

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

a thriller novelist afflicted w/ mythomania circulating through the publishing world... i was entertained

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link

i did like the 'moves back to usa, develops britishes accent' part

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

I read this earlier today on Ted Bundy:

https://theoutline.com/post/7043/ted-bundy-netflix-efron-handsome?zd=1&zi=jh2l2p6n

And while it isn't ofc on any level like Mallory there is a sense that this is what it takes for people to face consequences to actions if you look a certain way, go to certain places, put on certain mannerisms you will be given every chance to fail upwards. How much further would he have gone with his act?

Just speaks volumes for the world we have built.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

rly makes u think

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link

haha wow this is so otm

qhow on earth Glenn Howerton — a man who has effectively been playing Bundy on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia for the best part of 15 years — was passed over for the role is beyond me. Perhaps he was afraid of being typecast

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:52 (five years ago) link

besides the howerton line that outline article is... pretty bad :/ sorry

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:53 (five years ago) link

sure its not your politics

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

no the outline hosts a lot of bad writing

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

as does The New Yorker

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

agree that that article has nothing particularly noteworthy to recommend it

xp

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

i'd be surprised if the outline has ever run anything a tenth as good as the best article in any random issue of the new yorker.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link

as does The New Yorker

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, February 5, 2019 3:02 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bad writing?!?!?! in the new yorker!??!?! you don't say

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:10 (five years ago) link

lol calm down

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:12 (five years ago) link

I am not comparing The Outline to the fucking New Yorker like you all are, just pairing Mallory to Bundy as portrayed in a couple of pieces that were published in a 24 hour period.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:13 (five years ago) link

o_Ö

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

i think it's weird to compare a weird publishing grifter to ted bundy

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link

or to see ted bundy as a story of white male privilege. just seems off.

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link

I don't think the point about Bundy's white male privilege is wrong, I just think the observation is kind of banal and the piece doesn't have much to say beyond it's initial thesis cuz duh yes of course someone who looked and talked like Bundy did got a pass/did not look "suspicious" to a lot of people

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

for sure and he used it to his advantage

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link


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