LADIES have you ever rubbed one out at work?

I have done that a couple of times at night, but this ain't the thread for that.

oh god, this is why i am happy that i only need to cross the street to get to work.
which is funny cause even that short distance: some tosser (hah!) wipped out his penis and masturbating.

"Why is thread about coffee all of a sudden?"

because that shit is awesome of course.

MASTURBATED. God...

NB: It's really difficult to keep the car both clean and uncrashed if you so dare to try it.

Steer with your knees, people.

My friend Steve used to be an expert at steering with his knees but that was from taking bong hits while driving not getting off.

I've had the driving wank (long drive, empty highway) but it's too complicated to be anything but a bit of a boredom killer. Dudes doing it in morning traffic, even next to school busses (!) obviously are getting a different kind of thrill out of it. Crepey to the extreme.

off topic, though.

Not to rat her out or nuffin but Roxy is another lady who enjoys herself at work as confessed on this thread. I was not searching for a wanking thread when I found it. Honest.

Dude y'all my never-touched blog is frotparty.blogspot.com ! Frotting is the funniest thing ever! (Funny bcz it is foreign and odd tho I doubt it would be a bucket of laffs were I its unwitting subject.)

Basically it is everything I enjoyed on ILX in 2006, reworded slightly. :(

Kind of wish you had a never-touched frog instead.

I knew a guy who used to drive around in his van and beat it all the time. He also used to go into public bathrooms with this other guy to do it a lot. But these are both for different threads I suppose...so...I'm off now...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

guys, the appropriate term for female masturbation is "strumming the clit-ar"

fess up how many lolvotes from dudes

how many lol votes from ladies?

Yeah, I wanna know too because at least three of you gave me shit for being honest and I was about to say ha! see - there's loads of us but now I'm thinking that lots were boys.

you know, there's plenty of porn available from your computer if you look for it.

Results:
original poll: 51.4% rub
ladeez only poll: 77% rub

(with a huge margin of error based on my math)

9/11 changed everything ;(

I'll cop to being a "yes". But that's all I'm saying.

gross.

im questioning the validity of polls

I learned from riding the school bus and looking out the windows that there are a lot of men out there who aren't afraid to just unzip and enjoy during their morning commute. A lot.

still haunted by this tbh

It has a haunting quality.

The beauty of single person bathrooms?