Corny songs that actually move you

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Dolly - "I will always love you"

Jacob (Jacob), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:43 (twenty years ago) link

"hard candy cock"

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:44 (twenty years ago) link

I totally second "I Will Always Love You"

luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:46 (twenty years ago) link

I second "She's Electric," and the lion's share of that particular album, actually. I just hate the fucking lyrics. It seems that Oasis write lyrics as if they expect a buncha loony fans to dissect them and read things into them, as if claiming that "She's got one in the oven / but it's nothing to do with me" will spur an NME "who's it about" frenzy. Too much Paul is Dead trippin', these lads. "Don't put your life in the hands / of a rock and roll band..." uhh, I don't think they need to worry so much. I mean, fucking really, lads.


More from me: "Melissa" and "Ramblin' Man," big time. But then, I'm a pretty big Allmans guy.


Jaheim's "Fabulous"


roger adultery, Monday, 1 December 2003 08:51 (twenty years ago) link

There was this song by Collective Soul that had a video with this guy about to jump off a building but sees these little ants and decides not to kill himself. Corny as corny can be but for some stupid reason it made me shed a tear. I don't remember the name of the song (though it was a pretty big radio/MTV hit).

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:54 (twenty years ago) link

the world I know?

luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:54 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, that's it! Thanks.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:58 (twenty years ago) link

I like that crash test dummies song but i never thought of that one as being corny.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 1 December 2003 09:06 (twenty years ago) link

"Wuthering Heights" by KB

James Slone (Freon Trotsky), Monday, 1 December 2003 09:47 (twenty years ago) link

Is 'Under the Bridge' cheesy? That moves me.

Debito (Debito), Monday, 1 December 2003 09:59 (twenty years ago) link

here goes...

"Slide" by the Goo Goo Dolls

I make myself sick.

Will (will), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:12 (twenty years ago) link

Tons.

"the last unicorn" by America. Probably a childhood thing as I loved that movie when I was small.

"I'm with you" by Avril Lavigne

"Bring me to life" by Evanescence

"The Silence" by Staind

"Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls, whom I normally despise

Teen angst just never goes out of style in my little imaginary cinematic world. Tho I don't think any of those songs actually made me cry.

Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:16 (twenty years ago) link

hi, i like U2

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:47 (twenty years ago) link

tho most of the time the movement in their tracks comes more down to the work of The Edge rather than Bono's lyrics and vocals.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:48 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, and a good half of Built to Spill's "Nothing Wrong With Love" album - but that may just be college nostalgia. Still, "Reasons," "Car," and even "Big Dipper" make me very very emotional for some reason.


It must be college for sure, tho, now that I think about it, because large parts of the Working Holiday compilation and two or more Versus albums have a similar effect.

roger adultery, Monday, 1 December 2003 11:30 (twenty years ago) link

Extreme's "More Than Words" gets me every damned time.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 1 December 2003 11:50 (twenty years ago) link

good to see some goo goo dolls in there. They are ridiculously cheesy but somehow they can be emotional.

robby, Monday, 1 December 2003 12:23 (twenty years ago) link

The Bangles: Eternal Flame is just so fucking great, I can't believe it.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 1 December 2003 12:34 (twenty years ago) link

Also: Ricky Martin & Mya: Private Emotion. *ducks*

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 1 December 2003 12:35 (twenty years ago) link

Stand By Your Man...esp. the lead into the chorus.

Jez (Jez), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:20 (twenty years ago) link


'dont cry for me argentina'.

since when was 'she's electric' corny ?!!!

piscesboy, Monday, 1 December 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

Don't know if it qualifies as corny, but Kate Bush's "This Woman's Work" moves me to tears every time. Every time.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:15 (twenty years ago) link

Oasis ARE corny!

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

"Shannon"-Henry Gross

Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:36 (twenty years ago) link

i always found "pale blue eyes" (vu) corny. but i love it.

Sean M (Sean M), Monday, 1 December 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

"I'm Not in Love" by 10cc

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

I love "Shannon"!

Sonny A. (Keiko), Monday, 1 December 2003 16:44 (twenty years ago) link


"You're Still the One"

Josh Timmermann (Josh Timmermann), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

daniel bedingfield - "if you're not the one"

his whole album, really.

typo acapulco (gcannon), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

"fooled around and fell in love." goodly portions of the elton john songbook.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

Wyclef Jean _Perfect Gentleman_

alext (alext), Monday, 1 December 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

About fifty percent of REM's output.

Stupid (Stupid), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

alexT - that's so funny... I get the same vibe from that song, although the lyrical content is so preposterous. Something about those chords.

"Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper kicks me in the ass every time.

Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Monday, 1 December 2003 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

elton john: 'have mercy on the criminal'. i'm a sucker for the drama of this one.

Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

Sinead O'Connor's rendition of Elton John's "Sacrifice" is pretty moving, actually.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

1. "Innocent" Our Lady Peace
2. "It's Too Late" The Streets
3. "Last Goodbye" Jeff Buckley
4. "Waiting in Canada" Jann Arden
5. "Is She Really Going Out With Him" Joe Jackson
6. When Sanchez sings Tracy Chapman
7. "Kiss of Life" Sade
8. "Must I Paint You a Picture" Billy Bragg
9. "Nightswimming" R.E.M.
10. "Truly Madly Deeply" Savage Garden
11. "Wouldn't It Be Good" Nik Kershaw

--I could go on, but I'll stop now.

cybele (cybele), Monday, 1 December 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

I'll second Shania Twain - "Still the one"

I'll add:

George Michael - "One more try"
Bonnie Tyler - "Total eclipse of the heart"
Spice Girls - "Viva forever"
Backstreet Boys - "As long as you love me"
Whitney Houston - "Greatest love of all"
Madonna - "Crazy for you"
Olivia Newton-John - "Hopelessly devoted to you"
Corey Heart - "Never surrender"

Seb, Monday, 1 December 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

Oh and lots of Abba too, esp. Winner takes it all and Knowing me knowing you.

Seb, Monday, 1 December 2003 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

November Rain (GNR) - This used to be my playground (MADONNA)

kinski (kinski), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

r. kelly - the world's greatest!

brian badword (badwords), Monday, 1 December 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

"This used to be my playground" seconded!

Seb, Monday, 1 December 2003 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

why is there an "actually" in the thread title? songs have to have some corn in them in order to move you, if they're totally uncorny then what's there to be moved by?

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 1 December 2003 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

Clarence Carter - Patches

mason r butler, Monday, 1 December 2003 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

Somebody should cover Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again". If Johny Cash had done it on his last album, I would've probably checked out before he did.

dave q, Monday, 1 December 2003 22:32 (twenty years ago) link

"I Want to Know What Love Is"

But is it corny or is it cheesy? Hmm.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh, i also love "Time After Time"

Vanessa Carlton- "A Thousand Miles" makes me all emotional.

Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

"Lilac Wine" by Jeff Buckley

"Eternal Flame" by the Bangles always reminds me of my first real girlfriend from early high school

webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:13 (twenty years ago) link

I think the Greg Brady (Barry Williams) sung "Cheyenne" is a very moving song.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

"Bittersweet Symphony" Oasis

Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:34 (twenty years ago) link

Does the Carpenters "Superstar" qualify as corny?

nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 06:42 (twenty years ago) link

Pretty much all of the G+R ballads.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link

And 'Beth'.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link

And 'Mama, I'm Coming Home'. I didn't realize I had such a soft spot for hard rock ballads.

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:07 (seven years ago) link

John Paul Young - Love Is in the Air

gass mccoombes (qiqing), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link

"the living years" is a great upthread pick, occasionally that one hits me in the right spot

― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson)

that used to, but now stuff like that sets me off. i'll spare y'all the rant, though.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link

afaik this thread is for when it (the emotional manipulation of a corny song) is still working, or works unexpectedly or without your consent. i didn't want to feel emotional and i wasn't trying to access my emotions when i heard "magnet and steel" (i was getting ready for work/getting dressed), i just did and then became obsessed with it being stuck in my head. so corny!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link

i actually talked about it with as many people as would listen and revived this thread as a last resort

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link

John Paul Young - Love Is in the Air

Is this corny? It's fkn genius, that much I know.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:05 (seven years ago) link

"Dance With My Father" doesn't count as corny, right?

example (crüt), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link

Oh I think it's fab, but it does have a hint of corniness to it

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gass mccoombes (qiqing), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link

One of my favourite things about 'Love Is in the Air' is that it was co-written and produced by George Young, elder brother of Angus and Malcolm. The air must've been pretty thick with snark at the family's Christmas barbecue that year.

Vast Halo, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:40 (seven years ago) link

Vanda and Young wrote songs in just about every genre imaginable afaict.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link

... and had hits with them too.

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:43 (seven years ago) link

Indeed. 'Walking in the Rain' and 'Waiting for a Train' are both dear to my heart.

Vast Halo, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link

Moby - Memory Gospel (Southland Tales soundtrack)

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Thursday, 12 January 2017 00:56 (seven years ago) link

'say it ain't so joe'

dynamicinterface, Thursday, 12 January 2017 00:59 (seven years ago) link

night moves

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:04 (seven years ago) link

Go West - King of Wishful Thinking

Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:08 (seven years ago) link

Simply Red - Fairground (the chorus, shutup)

PhD - I Won't Let You Down

gass mccoombes (qiqing), Thursday, 12 January 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't it on a prominent Dutch children's tv show in the 80s?

Yep. My kids love it :)

ArchCarrier, Thursday, 12 January 2017 07:24 (seven years ago) link

"kiss me," sixpence none the richer

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 12 January 2017 07:33 (seven years ago) link

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
Led Zeppelin - Going to California

sarahell, Thursday, 12 January 2017 09:08 (seven years ago) link

Patience & Prudence - Tonight You Belong To Me

MaresNest, Thursday, 12 January 2017 11:12 (seven years ago) link

Yep. My kids love it :)

― ArchCarrier

Oh my, blast from the past that one!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 12 January 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link

Simply Red - 'Holding Back the Years'

Gorvernment Stoodge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 January 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link

Led Zeppelin - Going to California

I know that "corny" is necessarily a subjective term, but still, I don't understand how anybody could apply it to 'Going to California'. There's nothing clichéd or sentimental about it, lyrically or musically.

Vast Halo, Thursday, 12 January 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link

beyonce - listen

monotony, Friday, 13 January 2017 04:16 (seven years ago) link

especially alexandra burke x-factor duet version lol

monotony, Friday, 13 January 2017 04:17 (seven years ago) link

Bad English - When I See You Smile

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link

Right Here Waiting - Richard marx

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 January 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link

Hot Chocolate - It Started With A Kiss

Kitchen Person, Friday, 13 January 2017 04:24 (seven years ago) link

Glenn Medeiros - Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You

ArchCarrier, Friday, 13 January 2017 12:53 (seven years ago) link

hahaahaha otm

Neanderthal, Friday, 13 January 2017 14:01 (seven years ago) link

Billy Vera - At This Momrent

rip van wanko, Friday, 13 January 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link

'say it ain't so joe'

Yes yes yes!! One of the great over-the-top ballads. Murray Head can sing, fer sure.

kornrulez6969, Friday, 13 January 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

St Elmo's Fire

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 May 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

U2 - All I Want Is You

Its corniness is enhanced but it being used to compliment what is supposed to be THE MOST EMOTIONAL part of Reality Bites. But I love it. The guitar is wonderful and an overwrought Bono vocal delivery actually works for me for a change.

triggercut, Saturday, 5 May 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

Some folks up in here have an odd definition of “corny”!

Also, this is gr8;

I was gonna start a thread on the most melodramatic pop songs. "Total Eclipse of the Heart" being the obvious champ. My #2 would be "Making Love Out of Nothing At All" , Air Supply

― rip van wanko, Tuesday, January 10, 2017 4:30 PM (one year ago)

So far you're just starting a Jim Steinman thread.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, January 10, 2017 4:35 PM (one year ago)

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 5 May 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

I can't even remember how the verses go in St Elmo's Fire (brat pack not eno)

I am Larry Bird I always make the trey (rip van wanko), Saturday, 5 May 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

Growin' up you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain,
You'll find you're all alone everything has changed

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 May 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

I cant f/w Tim Tebows Fire tho

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 May 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

still can't find the melody in my head and I am not looking that song up no offense

I am Larry Bird I always make the trey (rip van wanko), Saturday, 5 May 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

here goes...

"Slide" by the Goo Goo Dolls

I make myself sick.

― Will (will), Monday, December 1, 2003 4:12 AM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol still true

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 5 May 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

Longpigs - On and On

raise my chicken finger (Willl), Saturday, 5 May 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link


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