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Something like milk, but sweeter, and mixed with strawberrys, and then frozen.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

Those little robots that sweep your floor come equipped with vocal programs that trash talk you with lines from Ludacris songs: "move BITCH get out the way get out the way!" etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:58 (8 years ago) Permalink

Retroactive birth control.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

An animated gif printing press.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:00 (8 years ago) Permalink

TRAGEDY STRIKES SHATNER RANCH, 9 DEAD

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

Night-vision contact lenses!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

Foosball tables that have little boot-on-a-stick dealies like in cartoons that pop out and kick the looser in the balls at the end of the game.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 19:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

These are all very life-improving, I think.

― sugarpants: the luscious ingenue (sugarpants), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

heated toilet seats

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:13 (8 years ago) Permalink

for some reason i'm reminded of this Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 21:14 (8 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

Speed bumps that, once you're over them, they shoot your car forward at breakneck speeds.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

Personal micro-satellites that hover in the atmosphere above you, electronically tethered to you just beyond the range of carcinogenic radiation, insuring that you always get an excellent cellphone signal. Oh, and they could smite your enemies.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

Also, an anti-magnetic cow-catcher device affixed to the front bumper of my car, sweeping all obstructions out of my way.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

And a weapon-grade megaphone for inducing eardrum-bleed in other drivers. In case the cowcatcher fails.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 16:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

And some sort of metal tube through which a small, hard projectile could be fired at irritants, puncturing them.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

If the last one were made to fire at a rapid rate, you could perforate the irritants.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

A strip on one's forehead that goes redder when one is more sexually excited.

― Scourage (Haberdager), Monday, 21 August 2006 17:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

5 years pass...

― Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 3 November 2011 15:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

A savoury/non-sweet alcoholic drink that isn't as heavy as tomato juice.

― Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 3 November 2011 16:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

A strip on one's forehead that goes redder when one is more sexually excited.
― Scourage (Haberdager), Monday, August 21, 2006 1:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 3 November 2011 16:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

Can a fairly specific idea for a website be patented?

― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 7 May 2012 20:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

provided you make a public, indexable mockup, i think there's legal precedent for FIRSTing.

― Philip Nunez, Monday, 7 May 2012 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

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