ILX'S 100 GREATEST VIDEO GAMES EVER

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Brilliant game but there's never been a perfect version of it. Eventually too much of the challenge comes from hitting the right lemming at the exact right time.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

NES version was fucked so you could get in an infinite loop that stopped you finishing a level. Coz of that--fuck it.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted high for nostalgia, didn't expect it to zoom so far up. It's one of the few games I played LOADS, though.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

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DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I like Lemmings 2: Tribes a lot as well. More jobs, less fiddly staircase shit.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

#7: Super Mario Kart (1992)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Supermariokart_box.JPG
http://www.fabricoffolly.co.uk/images/games/supermariokart.gif
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#1, Alex In Baltimore

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Never liked this at all - but the N64 version was a big hit.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

so many teenage punch-ups over this game

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Battle Zone 4 FTW

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

lol the karts are small as fuck compared to now.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

battlezone?

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

The only game all my girlfriends have liked as well.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Not Battlezone.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I am ok with mario world being number one. the visual / audio melee of crossing a goal post riding yoshi with bullet bills a flying and chucks a charging and the spotlight zooming in is soooo satisfying

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Battle Course 4, sorry

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/985/supermariokartmapbattleph4.png

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish mario kart had a "red shell proximity warning" light in at least the battle mode

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Mario Kart 64 had better tracks - and four player was a big plus - but the AI cheating was turned up even more than before (and it's still way up). It's just retarded when you hit Princess with two shells near the end of a race, only to have her boost past you for the win seconds later, for no reason.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish mario kart had a "red shell proximity warning" light in at least the battle mode

Just look at the other half of the screen.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I would veer off so they couldn't see this.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

ZS - I mainly played it in multiplayer with minimum of two other people, so the computer AI wasn't really an issue for me. But I can believe that would be obnoxious!

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Gonna post the next two together, for obvious reasons...

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

#6: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Vice-city-cover.jpg
http://www.counterfrag.com/screenshots/grand%20theft%20auto%20vice%20city/3.jpg
Developer:Rockstar North
Publisher:Rockstar Games
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#3, stet

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

#5: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/GTASABOX.jpg
http://talk.xboxsolution.com/gallery/data/720/GTA_XBOX_SCREEN_3.jpg
Developer:Rockstar North
Publisher:Rockstar Games
Original format:PlayStation 2
Highest position:#1, antexit

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh so so so so wrong.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

PAGING DR CASINO

Most overrated game of the 90s? That screenshot says it all - four hideous deformed freaks in a completely undifferentiated space. My friend Matt and I played this a couple years ago, and every deathmatch ended with us running out of time before we even found each other to try and shoot it out. Like, "OK, I'm gonna stand still in this room. You come here and shoot me." "Fuck, how do I get over there?" This game sucks.

Goldeneye is one of the best FPSs ever in single or multiplayer. You know it's the best selling N64 game ever? The weapon selection, the mission design, the level design - "completely undiffferentiated space" wtf? the levels were copied straight from the Goldeneye sets which means, as the game producer Martin Hollis puts it, "many of the levels in the game have a realistic and non-linear feel. There are rooms with no direct relevance to the level. There are multiple routes across the level ... it contributes to a greater sense of freedom, and also realism".

More from Martin Hollis on why it ruled in this great "making of" article:
http://www.zoonami.com/briefing/2004-09-02.php

ledge, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

GTAs should have really fallen under the "sports game series" clause.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz4.jpg

and what, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

best selling N64 game ever in the US, xp to self

ledge, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck it, if Rise of the Robots had the GTA:SA soundtrack I would have voted for it.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude, even if the levels had been copied from the house I grew up in, I would have been lost because everything would have looked the same. Can you even jump in this POS?

"There are rooms with no direct relevance to the level" === "there's random shit that wastes your time and they didn't get around to filling it up with enemies, items, or details to distinguish it from every other environment in the game."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I didn't vote in this. CT would've been my #1.

I hope Earthbound is on the list, but I kinda doubt it

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

We're really running out of time for ULTIMA 7 to make its JUSTIFIED AND TRIUMPHANT entrance...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"Krusty is coming. Krusty is coming. Krusty is coming."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link

#4: Super Mario World (1990)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Super_mario_world_box.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/MarioWorldYellowButton.jpg
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#2, antexit

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

guys guys are there no fighting games in this? if there were surely SF2 or MK will show up soon!

xpost Wtf sacrilege

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha oh shit LTTP beat all of these

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

omfg you people are going to hate yourselves

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I suppose I can get behind that but I thought it was "tepid" compared to mario world

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Doctor Casino, you just sound like the n00b upon whom better players fattened themselves.

Leee, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Yoshi's Island for #1

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah deathmatch FPS games tend to inspire much enmity from the "where the fuck am I" crowd, of which I am one

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://noname.c64.org/csdb/gfx/releases/19000/19287.png

^^^still to come

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Again: I played Goldeneye TRYING TO GET KILLED and couldn't do it because the multiplayer takes place in a meaningless No-Place with no past, present, future or any distinguishing marks.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

stfu Dr Morbius Casino

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

better not be Halo ....

zappi, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Fox looks pretty cool there.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago) link

And I speak, as mentioned way upthread, as a lover of the genre, aghast at what was being lapped up as a bold new development. If Goldeneye had been a PC game it would have been laughed off as being even shittier than Heretic or Rise Of The Triad.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Mario World and SMB3 need to switch places. Both great games though.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Goldeneye was popular because most high school students didn't have lans with multiple ethernet equipped pentiums in their houses.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't think there are enough xbox owners/gayzor mountains residents on ilx for that to happen, re: HALO

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 May 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link


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