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nu-tombot was one of my favorite things about post-apocalyptic ilx, I hope he comes back

iatee, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link

Ross was wild lol

flopson, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:32 (five years ago) link

tom rudely tormented us with bizarre converse

lag∞n, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:33 (five years ago) link

tom can come back but we should ban him from ILS while he’s gone ya

flopson, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link

Broaden yr horizons

How do u think a shoe that never feels a foot feels

F# A# (∞), Monday, 26 November 2018 04:39 (five years ago) link

no one shd have to look at those shoes

lag∞n, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:39 (five years ago) link

That inequality is contrary to ilx’s inclusive spirit

F# A# (∞), Monday, 26 November 2018 04:40 (five years ago) link

ross was posting on every thread and really try-hard about complimenting everyone and it was all very 😬😬 wishing him the best! but relieved he's gone.

macropuente (map), Monday, 26 November 2018 04:41 (five years ago) link

he actually forgot to compliment me and that's why he was banned

Trϵϵship, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:59 (five years ago) link

harsh but fair

macropuente (map), Monday, 26 November 2018 05:01 (five years ago) link

was he banned? admin log is only showing turrican as a recent SB recipient

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 November 2018 05:06 (five years ago) link

I miss J0hn D!

rip van wanko, Monday, 26 November 2018 06:23 (five years ago) link

John D is alive and well. I produced his last three albums. (Sorry, I’m legally obligated to reference The State at every possible opportunity)

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 November 2018 06:28 (five years ago) link

ross was posting on every thread and really try-hard about complimenting everyone and it was all very 😬😬 wishing him the best! but relieved he's gone.

― macropuente (map), Sunday, November 25, 2018 11:41 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

harsh !

flappy bird, Monday, 26 November 2018 07:34 (five years ago) link

I hope Tombot comes back, that whole thing was really weird

fgti is for (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 26 November 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link

ross was posting on every thread and really try-hard about complimenting everyone and it was all very 😬😬 wishing him the best! but relieved he's gone.

― macropuente (map), Sunday, November 25, 2018 11:41 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup

call all destroyer, Monday, 26 November 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

Okay kids recess is over

F# A# (∞), Monday, 26 November 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

I miss J0hn D!

― rip van wanko

fp’d you for outing ross as john d

Trϵϵship, Monday, 26 November 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

irl lol

rip van wanko, Monday, 26 November 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

research for a new book perhaps

rip van wanko, Monday, 26 November 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

Disappointed in lack of 'Ross is on a break' joeks itt.

Fantasy Eyelid (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 November 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

yes, that is how one posts to threads...IN PRISON!

Tom: I do all the bills. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 November 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

Ross is a sitcom type pokemon that has evolved into Roz from Frasier

Tom: I do all the bills. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 November 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

pretty sure i said recess is over

F# A# (∞), Monday, 26 November 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

still missing lex

Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 26 November 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

still agree with lex on comedy.

calzino, Monday, 26 November 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

that explains a lot

Οὖτις, Monday, 26 November 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

does it?

calzino, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

I only enjoy comedy based on celebrity deaths

Bound 4 da Remoan (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 November 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

bill hicks did brexit

mark s, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

just received a message from Ross, he says he's ok and wants you to know you're all otm

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 26 November 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

So Bill Hicks *did* do Brexit?

Bound 4 da Remoan (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 November 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

Yeah. And then Denis Leary elected Trump.

pplains, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

xp

lol :) glad to hear ross is doing ok

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 November 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

“Wish him well, glad he’s gone” is like the realest sentiment

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Monday, 26 November 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

doubt bill hix did brexit

he luvd all that euro froufrou stuff

F# A# (∞), Monday, 26 November 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

everyone knows it was Izzard that did brexit.

calzino, Monday, 26 November 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

still missing lex

― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 26 November 2018 19:30 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm managing

old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Monday, 26 November 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

^did lexit

Tom: I do all the bills. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 26 November 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

i miss his unexpected love for tennis

lex talk about sets, baby

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 26 November 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

^ace

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Monday, 26 November 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

glad u like my faultless post

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 26 November 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

i have a special holiday message from el tomboto!

I sort of miss ILX but I definitely don't miss reading meaningless threads on Zing on my phone just to waste time and get infuriated. Zing should have an option (A DEFAULT, RATHER) that requires significant mental acuity, endurance and fast-twitch gymnastics in order to post, in an intentionally annoying routine that requires no less than 3 minutes of dicking around with your phone and if you fuck any of it up, you only find out at the end of the drill, so you have to start over from scratch. Eventually, people will put up speed runs of Zing to show how they can achieve posting status in only 2m56s. GDQ audience members will stand and applaud forcefully when this milestone is achieved.

In the meantime, I just lurk the WHOCHURCH thread every Monday morning, to remind me how much I don't miss ILX, because I'm clearly enjoying a completely different children's sci-fi TV show than every other old man on ILE.

he asked me to copy and paste that part. in addition, he says:

"big happy holidays you tiresome idiots. I hope you all attain self-actualization in your chosen lifeways."

:D

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 01:48 (five years ago) link

poster x was posting on every thread and really try-hard about

fuck, I remember when people said that about me, and it actually was really shitty to read, even if it was "true" or whatever, but after a bunch of my friends died in a fire 2 years ago, I'm trying to be a nicer person, even on the internet, and I think Ross is fine and has my sympathies for whatever criticism he's gotten on ilx for what sounds like something that really didn't hurt anyone?

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 01:49 (five years ago) link

Aw hope you’re doing well too tomboy!

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link

poster x /was posting on every thread and really try-hard about /

fuck, I remember when people said that about me, and it actually was really shitty to read, even if it was "true" or whatever, but after a bunch of my friends died in a fire 2 years ago, I'm trying to be a nicer person, even on the internet, and I think Ross is fine and has my sympathies for whatever criticism he's gotten on ilx for what sounds like something that really didn't hurt anyone?


Otm!

flappy bird, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

yeah, i feel that

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised some ppl are willing to be so frank itt knowing that there are posts on this board from 2001

flappy bird, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link

2000, even.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 04:47 (five years ago) link

the thing about Ross is that even when he was clearly struggling with his issues, he would always respond to other people's problems they talked about with a post saying he was open to an email if they ever wanted to vent or share experiences. I hope he's sorting himself out.

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 10:22 (five years ago) link


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