mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

last i saw john was arrested for ddrug smuggling on his boat?

haha my older sister and i did, too, sara!!!

Dan, the "where did Jack get his tattoos" episode had to have been the nadir of LOST. I hate that guy. I am annoyed by his hairline, ffs.

omg, John Black (DiMera?) - is he evil now?! lol. That actor is one of the very worst.

He's absolutely following the "smell a fart" theory of soap acting.

Did they kill B&B's Stephanie yet?

Also I didn't see the episode where Jack got his tattoos. Or I don't remember it.

my old boss's partner does little one life to live spots sometimes - like room svc dude, etc.

omg dan. you have to see it.

he goes to thailand and makes an ass of himself, as whiteys tend to do.

http://hikemaui.com/tours/halfday-slides/dsc_24_std.jpg

HELLLLLLL YEAAHHH

I have never seen B&B, but I believe Ian Buchanan was on it for a while, and whoa SEXY DUDE. I loooooved him on General Hospital as "Duke Lavery."

Jack and His Tattoos episode revealed nothing of interest whatsoever. I have tried to erase it from my mind with no success. Asian Lady He Has Sex With seemed miscast, too.

Okay, can we all just agree to run away and live near that waterfall pls?

http://lucytheblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/victor.jpg

^^^
not a nazi

xp YES

apparently my parents have also swum here:

http://hikemaui.com/tours/halfday-slides/dsc_0060_std.jpg

but not as cool as the other one.

Asian Lady He Has Sex With seemed miscast, too.

George Wallace's worst role.

yes season 6 of lost will be ITR TAKES OVER TEH ISLAND SUCKS TO YOU JACOB!!!!!!!!

Despite the moustache?

I watched the Y&R episode where Jesse Ventura (then our governor) went to try to convince Victor to run for President with him in 2004.

I would TOTALLY live on the LOST island with you all. I'm kind of scared of the smoke monster, though. And sunburn.

FB will take care of smoke monster with drink concoctions.

i have never seen lost. is there corned beef hash there?

George Wallace's worst role.

Dan, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be in your mind.

ps require similar pic ^^ of tza

mookieproof, it is very possible that there is corned beef hash on the LOST island.

i should watch more television

SPAMMONSTER

I am horribly in love with television, even though I know it is bad for me.

canned darma hash, for sure.

This morning I was watching a Buffy episode with my son (because I want to rot his brain, too), and I realized that Buffy's Dad is played by the same guy who played Almanzo Wilder on Little House on the Prairie about 30 years ago. CRAZY

I'd like some of that dharma ranch dressing myself.

Dan can keep the SPAMMONSTER

DAN PERRY: SPAMMONSTER TAMER will clearly be the hit spinoff series

uh

Well, I'd watch for sure.

he,he

Especially if it was Dan trying to tame the SPAMMONSTER in a cage, waving a chair around like lion tamers (allegedly) do. I believe that would be very, very popular.

sounds like an antm photo shoot.

Damn I wish I had artistic talent so that I could illustrate the image that is in my brain now.

lololololololololololololol

now is a good time to reveal that I was leading to a "SPAMMONSTER = spam javelin" joke

why why WHY can I not draw?! I am super, SUPER sad right now.

ps: so not wrangling giant penii, sorry folks

;_;

xoxo -- really

sounds like an antm photo shoot.

still lolling btw

^_^

I <3 you all. And it's probably not only because I'm super tired and I've had a tiny amount of caffeine, to which I am waaaaay oversensitive.

<3

argh i just totally bombed word twist match.

a: do not drink caffeine. it will make you anxious, and like i was through the winter.

guys: http://shipbrook.com/onnotice/

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/1548/onnoticekr6.jpg

Word Twist can be crazy tricky. And I had a decaf iced cafe mocha - the amount of caffeine had to be pretty minimal! If I had caffeine one of you would wake up with me standing at your front door because I would probably just WALK there.

man i want coffee now. thanks a lot!

hmm