― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 21 January 2006 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 21 January 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 21 January 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Roz (Roz), Saturday, 21 January 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link
Tagline: If you watch it, you will cum.
― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 22 January 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 January 2006 08:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 22 January 2006 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 22 January 2006 11:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Sunday, 22 January 2006 11:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― clotpoll, Sunday, 22 January 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 4 June 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 4 June 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 4 June 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 4 June 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 4 June 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link
There's a porn actress called Faye Runaway
― StanM, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link
King Dong
― Jibe, Saturday, 11 August 2007 13:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Muff-Diving Miss Daisy
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:05 (sixteen years ago) link
When Harry Met Sally, They Had Sex with One Another
The Matrix-sex
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines Are Humping
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington Whilst Having Sex
American History XXX
Reservoir Dogs Humping All over People's Legs
All Quiet on the Western Front Except for All the People Having Sex on the Western Front
O Brother, Where Art Thou Doing It?
Sex Degrees of Sexparation
Akira Kurosawa's Dreams about Having Lots of Sex with People
You've Got Mail, and Also Tons of Sex!
It's a Wonderful Life When You Are Having Scads of Sex with Others
Some Like It Hot, e.g. Hookers
The Day the Earth Stood Still Somebody Somewhere Was Having Sex
Schindler's List of People to Have Sex with a Whole Lot
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link
(that's one of my all-time favorite McSweeney's lists)
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link
i didn't know custos wrote a mcsweeney's list
― aaron d.g., Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Dude, there's already a real one: The MANTRIX. I haven't seen it, but it's existence prevents me from calling the original anything but "the maannnnnnntrix."
― Abbott, Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
"American History XXX" probably also exists
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
there's already a real one: The MANTRIX. I haven't seen it, but
I like how your phrasing implies that you COULD HAVE seen it, or that you MIGHT see it. As in, "Munich. I haven't seen it, but..."
― kenan, Saturday, 11 August 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I would really like to see a porn about psychoanalysts called DEEP ISSUES
― Hurting 2, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Skindiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
― Bangelo, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http:// www . cumoneileen . com /
vs.
http://i5.tinypic.com/6yn3fpi.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 8 December 2007 09:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Poop Dreams (I wish I was making this up)
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 8 December 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Insertion
Leonhardon Dickaprio finds that he can achieve control over the levels of pleasure others achieve by placing various 'totems' in their orifices.
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Nip/Fuck
― Pissed off our Weingarten (Stevie D), Monday, 2 August 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Jurassic Pork
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 2 August 2010 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
A fist balled Wanda
The Firm
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Toy Story I-III obv
― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:58 (thirteen years ago) link
"The Remains of the Spray"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link
No Exxxit
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Lady Chatterly's Fuck Buddy
― from now on small breasts will never be the cause of your embarrassment (corey), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I Am a Fugitive From a Gang Bang
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Cool Hand Job, Luke
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, August 3, 2010 12:48 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
LOL
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Edward Penishands
― moley, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 10:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Jersey Whore, featuring Nooki
― Charlie Chaliapin (j.lu), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link
The Exxxecutioner's Song
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Il Fistino (The Fistman)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
How to Train Your Drag King
― From the guys who brought you Fay Weldon (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"A Fist Balled Wanda" made me lol.
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 06:39 (thirteen years ago) link
porkahontasteenage tit freaks
― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link