Latest entry in the NETFLIX MARVEL GRITVERSE: Iron Fist

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Got through the first two episodes and shit the bed, this is terrible. A country mile better than S1 but still dreadful.

Typhoid Mary should be a great introduction but so far all she's done is walk round dazed and try to pick up Danny. It also doesn't help that the actress playing her is the double of Trish(? the one who ends up taking Nuke's druqs) from Jessica Jones or that in fact pretty much all the white people look the same.

The highlight so far is when some young kids try to hustle Danny and Colleen's favourite restaurant by putting a spike through a waitress' head and the Triad the restaurant owner is paying protection to turn up to sort out the young gang. Danny and Colleen defuse the situation by beating both sets of criminals up, trashing the restaurant in the process, to the great and eternal thanks of the owner.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

10 episodes is a far, far better length.

Still not really any good, but quite balanced in terms of plot and didn't ever feel like it had too many characters or filler episodes.

Wearying by the end though after EVERY SINGLE FIGHT turned into the one from They Live.

SPOILERS

Colleen Wing is Iron Fist now and Danny is just a rich kid who knows a bit of Kung Fu. It seems to be set up that she's going to have a detective agency with Misty Knight because "knight... wing... has a certain detective ring to it". Which is possibly an interesting route for the Gritverse to go down.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Sunday, 9 September 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

EVERY SINGLE FIGHT turned into the one from They Live.

i’ll be honest, this is the first thing i’ve read that might make me wanna give this a chance

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 September 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

I don't want to mislead you, you absolutely shouldn't.

MORE SPOILERS

I posted before the epilogue. Colleen is Iron Sword and Danny is Iron Pistols now. No, me neither.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Sunday, 9 September 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

Didn't realize this was only 10 episodes! Very smart, Marvel. Wish you'd learned some restraint before now, but better late than never.

I guess I'm actually halfway through now. After a verrrrrry shaky, 'do I actually gaf about this anymore?' start, it's gotten pretty dece. I really dug Mary once the Typhoid began to manifest.

Finn is still the absolute worst, natch.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 12:32 (five years ago) link

i still haven't finished luke cage s2, i dunno if i have the fortitude to even start iron fist

the formula of these netflix series has really worn thin tbh, and i'd never have guessed that the punisher would end up being the best of them

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link

These would've been great as like six-episode minis. As is, the episodes are far-too-often like a single comic issue whose plot has been so unnecessarily stretched out that it takes an hour to read.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

I'm often unsure whether it's just bad writing or if the writers very consciously give ol' Finn dialogue that makes his character sound dumb as a post. 'I'll never forget my mother's last words. She told me she loved me.' I'll never forget the last thing my father gave me. It was a sandwich.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

the writing probably doesn't help but like jon bernthal and mike colter are good actors and charismatic screen presences so they can sell sub-par writing much more effectively than finn jones, who is more tepid pond water than man

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

Lol OL

Xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:24 (five years ago) link

Have only watched Jessica Jones S1, and get the feeling that's the best of all these Netflix gritversethings. Never got round to S2 because I enjoyed the villain of S1 much more than the main character.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 13 September 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link

season two of jessica jones is extremely bad, avoid like the plague imo

I basically like every actor on this show except for the one who's playing the title role.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 September 2018 12:07 (five years ago) link

Somehow I'm still wading through this. I think the only actor I actually like is Simone Missick (Misty).

DJI, Thursday, 13 September 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

Finished last night. An incredibly low bar to clear, I know, but this was better than the first season by a factor in the double digits. I might even go so far as to recommend it. Finn never gets any less awful, though.

I guess I've never seen Alice Eve in anything but her inauspicious turn in the second Star Trek film but I will be keeping an eye on her now. She's real good.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 September 2018 11:52 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

there is still some justice in this cruel, uncaring world i guess

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 October 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

^

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link


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