Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Prince - When Doves Sob

KISS - Rock'n'Roll For The Next Couple Of Minutes And Then Have A Sit Down For A While With A Cup Of Tea And A Chocolate Hob Nob Biscuit While Watching Antiques Roadshow On TV

KISS - I Was Made For Likin' You

Marvin Gaye or Paul Young - Wherever I Put All My Furniture, Carpets, Electrical Appliances, Books, Records, and Nic-Nacs, That's My Home

KISS - God Of Light Drizzle

Bob Marley - I Stabbed the Sheriff

Body Count - Cop Injurer

Iggy Pop - Lust For Golf

Eels - Lidocaine for the Soul

Henry Mancini - Moon Creek

Jackson Browne - Running on at Least a Quarter Tank

New Order - Touched by the Hand of Arthur Baker

Black Flag-"Tipsy"

of montreal - the past is difficult for me to think about

Joy Division - Decades (Since I Killed Myself and Selfishly Deprived My Daughter of Ever Knowing Her Father)

LCD Soundsystem: North American Chum

Nirvana - I Hate Myself But Want to Try

Queen - Another One Bites the Salad

Beach Boys - I'm OK, Rhonda

Misfits - Mommy, Can I Go Out & Do Household Chores For Elderly Shut-Ins Tonight?

Gordon Lightfoot - The Uneventful Voyage Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

Bo Diddley - Ellas Otha Bates

Yoko Ono - I Felt Like Slapping My Forehead With the Back of My Hand

"(Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty"
"Hot in He...re"
"It's a Man's et al World"

John Lennon - Woman Is The Female Of The World

The Pixies - Wave of Jubilation

GG Allin - "Eat My Focaccia"

Paul Simon -- "25 Ways to Spend Less Time With Your Friends"

The Cure - Showing an Arab Pictures of My Kids and Making Small Talk about the Weather

MC5: "C'mon People, It's Time for the Rousing Chorus!"

U2 - Get On Your Slippers
Pink Floyd - Shine On You Quirky Cubic Zirconia

Dead Kennedys: Let's Consult our Local Tenant's Association

Buzzcocks - Ever fallen in love (with someone you married)

Sonic Youth - Teenage Bible Study

Ice-T: "Cop Greeter"
Sonic Youth: "Silicon Valley '99"
The Stooges: "I Wanna Pet Your Dog"

Phoenix: I Find Myself More and More in Recent Days Thinking About the Career and Works of Franz Liszt

Knickerbockers: Inaccuracies

Aretha Franklin: The House That Jack Mortgaged

Laurie Anderson - O Superboy

Paul Simon - Still Idiosyncratic After Several Weeks

The Who - I Can See Down to the End of the Block

AC/DC: If You Want To Donate Blood (You've Got To Give It)

Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home Some Heartburn

Public Enemy - Support Legislators Whose Platforms Reflect Your Sociopolitical Values

Beck - Devilishly Handsome Haircut

Belle & Sebastian - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Sleepy

Blondie - I'm on E (Hey! There's a Gas Station!)

Brian Eno - Virgin Airlines Gives You So Much More

The Stooges - Your Pretty Face Is Going to Launch a Thousand Ships

Joy Division - She's Lost the Remote Control