Passive aggressive notes

dunno man i'm just an internet ghost like the rest of you

http://gothamist.com/2018/08/28/park_slope_bike_lane_blocker.php

Is the car part of the Lenape Tribe?

there is an apartment near me that put out some chairs for people

and a lady next door decided to gank the chairs ruining it for everyone

she forged fake passive aggressive signs with government emblems on them and put them in the building of the people that sit there, not sure what they said but some bullshit about being from the city and how the chairs were uncouth

now she has put up lawyer signs saying if the peace and quiet of the neighbourhood is offended, call this number

what a real POS

wondering what sign i should print out today and put up to combat this fuckhead

fuck it i wont do anything, people are cunts

Some people have an impressive amount of time on their hands

just shred her signs and tape the pieces back up

what is 'gank'?

if it's a verb it means to steal something

comes from hip hop, I think - I first remember hearing it in the early '90s

"I got ganked" = I was robbed

did that come out the same time "murk" did?

"murk" is later

i received this email from my work today:

Dear Karl Malone,

you recently received a phishing test from ______ Information Security Department and clicked on something we hoped you wouldn't. We feel that we've failed you in not preparing you enough to identify and report suspicious emails using the Phish Alert Report button. We apologize for not doing enough for you and investing in our people. As a result you are now enrolled in First time failures training campaign . You must complete this training within 5 business days from recieving this notice.

The courses you've been assigned are displayed below:

- Clark the Funtime Phisherman: Phishing with Fake Emails
- Phish Catcher Game

all SICs are in the original

listen, we acknowledge that there is a huge problem with what you're doing as we apologize that we weren't able to do enough to counteract your terrible deficit of intelligence in time. although we allocate as many resources as we can to making you not mess up as bad, it is apparent that we are not doing enough for you. please take the time to review the phishing principles outlined in CLARK THE FUNTIME PHISHERMAN training and again, please accept our apologies for not doing enough to make you less bad.

btw the test i stoopidly failed, like a complete idiot that thirsts for a morsel of corporate provided preparation, was an email that looked like a taco bell coupon. i clicked the unsubscribe button without thinking. sigh. i am so bad. BAD worker! i am BAD BAD BAD!!!

We Are Sorry That We Failed To Hire Someone Smarter But There You Have It

i would reply to that email with "APOLOGY ACCEPTED", but unfortunately the email explicitly requests that I do not reply to the sender

Wowww, and that's for "unsubscribe". Good job you didn't click the "tacos please" button!

Wow, this is hilarious but also mostly creepy and dumb. Glad you're not sent to phishing summer skool but your superiors are self flagellating!

First! Time! Failuuuure!

i would reply to that email with "APOLOGY ACCEPTED", but unfortunately the email explicitly requests that I do not reply to the sender

ahhhh that's the REAL test.
"reply all" to your entire workplace for bonus points

Honestly though this is really amazing and I'm glad you posted it

"First time failures training campaign" sounds like a group of misfits from an 80s teen movie. The end of your training is going to be a softball game against the snooty rich kid summer camp from across the lake.

part of our Journey to Zero Karls

as always, i aim to make my job so efficient and automated that my own job is called into question

Karl, I love this for you. Those fuckers!

This IT department likes to do things, a little differently!

Are you certain that Clark the Funtime Phisherman is not itself a phishing scheme??

Not remotely passive but

https://i.ibb.co/VV1JCD3/IMG-20191230-203200.jpg

Well what is it

Looks like someone who was hiding something in a trash can would write - they obviously don’t want anyone throwing trash in there.

You know what you have to do

or move the sign to the trash can

This Is Not a Fugazi Trash Can

This situation could have been avoided by posting an OUT OF ORDER sign on the broken hand dryer, instead of putting a trash bag over it and then freaking out about people thinking it was a trash can.

Just put another, handwritten sign that says "LOL OK Magritte."

Just checking, everyone's hearing that in John Lydon's voice?

lol yes

I have a roommate, and we talked about getting a little whiteboard for notes and stuff. I mentioned this thread and we read it and roffled hard. ILX is a treasure trove

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58745bf06a4963044b2614aa/1498537004218-CVWY6WHPZIXN6H7X7OQW/image-asset.jpeg

pretty aggressive, not so much passive

Absolutely spectacular. Where is this place?

around melbourne apparently

https://i.imgur.com/dRUrEl8.jpg

Wild horses could not drage me to Moe's

not even for a steak cooked for 45 minutes?

https://www.lazymoes.com.au/about

The owner is apparently named Michael, and has opened the following string of restaurants:

Leo's Dial a Pizza
Pasta by Florentine
Spag's Pizza and Pasta
Carlito's Pizza and Pasta
Woggie's Pizza
Carlito's Pizza
Smoken Joe’s Café Moonee Ponds
Cousin Joe's
Lazy Moes

you forgot
PassAgg Joe’s Pizza,

the place where it all started for Mike

oh so it's like the theme

enjoyed that a lot. since I'm not there!