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Old joke:

In Turin traffic lights are instructions.
In Rome are advice.
In Naples they are Christmas decorations.

Spot the missing 'they'.

I'm all about missing words. My posts are meant to be brain teasers.

I was buying toys for the under seven set, thank you very much, at a proper toy store that allows kids in :)

That reminds me, when my brother was here we were on North Loop. I pointed to the Forbidden Fruit across the street and said, "You should go in there now that you're old enough. Come back here whenever you're done." Only took him about five minutes, and that includes crossing the street both ways. I should have been cruel and gone with him!

The Toy Joy bounty: A big bubble blowing kit for the neighbor's kid, a Spider-Man activity book for a friend's now oldest son, and a crinkly-squeaky-rattly caterpillar for the 36-hour-old youngest son.

Sam, the problem with volunteering at the animal shelter is that those animals need a home, and I am very weak. Left unchecked, I would have a menagerie. And I'd be dead because of my allergies!

Fair enough.

Facebook depresses me. I am officially depressed by facebook. I don't know what it is but I am saddened by seeing all these names from the past and thinking: "What's been going on with them?" and realising that I only care in a competitive way. That's just pathetic. I am going to stop going through friend lists to see who I recognise when someone contacts me.

What is Forbidden Fruit?

Beth. There should be a card before you go on hols. I'm trying to remember. Sorry again!

I was buying toys for the under seven set, thank you very much, at a proper toy store that allows kids in :)

dirty mind, etc, etc. I need new toys.

Also need desperately to make a toy joy trip.

aww, I know about wanting to adopt them but helping take care of them is good for you and them! Plus they have lots of bunnies there.

*Insert rampant rabbit joke here*

Forbidden Fruit = nice sex toy shop where they have demo models out, staffed by very progressive people who are not afraid to ask you what kinds of things you like to put in your butt.

Yes, it was me you poked. I have poked you back. I cannot finds teh_kit though.

Follow my friends.

Also, well done Patita!

You is friended. I still cannot see mr_teh_kit but I have friended the Good Colonel.

It seems like Beth leaving the island should be an occasion for those flashing highway signs:

CAUTION 9/15/07-9/19/07
BETH PARKER OFF ISLAND
BE ALERT DON'T GET HURT
OFFER SHINY ROCKS/BEER

Not beer, if she's driving. Seems the red lights are enough for her.

I think the rocks would be more of a problem, concentration-wise!

Not beer—red wine, like the lights!
Kv-Nol, if you don't stop fretting about your postcard to me I'm going to send you another postcard, just so you can amuse us all with your DOUBLE FRETTING.

Beth--I was confused by your beer run for your son!

btw, I feel that I can rib you because there is a BOX headed your way.

should we all send kv_nol things so that he'll be awash in fret?

Yes!

I am excited re: box!

I can't wait to move into our new house. Just starting to have had quite enough of living in one room with the 4 of us -- although the view out the window is so nice and all. I had hoped we'd be in by Sept. but not all the windows and doors are trimmed yet, and there's still the final coat of paint (robin's egg blue in my bedroom) and flooring and appliances and toilets to install, etc., etc.

Missoula, oh I have fond mammaries. For me growing up, Mizzoo was The City. I was confused when I started college in CT and everyone kept saying they were from The City. They thought I was cute when I asked, "which city?"
Missoula's cool, though. It's got Rockin Rudy's.

apparently rockin' rudy's sells these t-shirts now:
https://secure.goomzee.com/imageserver/71/images/poodle%20free.jpg

Puck is a member of the Citizens for A Poodle-Free Middle Road.
Billy and Emily's poodle torments him.

I haff kilt alla da thread. I go to bed.

Rufus took Billy's offer of a job very seriously last time we were there. He's been trying to settle on a job but is thinking scientist might not be for him cuz of the white lab coats. Carpenter might be for him since Billy offered him a job. But really he just doesn't want to work and wants us to keep working to buy him toys (he says). He'll make a great islander.

should we all send kv_nol things so that he'll be awash in fret?

-- patita, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 01:30 (Wednesday, 5 September 2007 01:30)

Yes!

-- Beth Parker, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 01:32 (Wednesday, 5 September 2007 01:32)

NO!!!

Anyway, have brought in the card, will send today so no need for me to fret anymore :)

WTF. Where is everyone!

I am eating grapes and watching a dangerous deadline approach.

I want to send things. Except it takes me forever. MONTHS to send Nath one.

WTF. Where is everyone!

I am sitting at work. Bored. Drawing eyes. Counting minutes. I have once again become a slave to the flexi-clock.

What "things" do people send each other? I can't remember the last thing I sent anyone (other than cheques & stuff).

I hear ya :( (xpost)

I have received a card and will send a card. Send your address to me and I'll send you one at some point if you like.

Have visitors for 3 days. Why won't they leave me alone!

a slave to the flexi-clock

I thought that said "flexi-cock". Hmm.

I sent Nath a couple of handcrafted things and knitting and sewing supplies. I assume the other boxes flying around aren't quite so specific.

Why onimo, that's like asking an employee of the Mafia what they do for a living! They do "things". We send "things"! kv_nol, you have every right to be scared!

First rule of Things: don't talk about Things!

I've long since given up on using flexi-time to build extra leave. Now I just work about an hour extra on a Monday. Then for the rest of the week I get an early train, take a short lunch, and I leave as early as I can.
Means I spend more concentrated and therefore less boring time at work, a lot less killing time waiting for trains and more time at home doing stuff I'm actually interested in doing.

It comes down to how much one likes to receive things in the mail, and how easily one is delighted by oddiments.

Ms M I love your splashback on the other thread!

I am scared patita, that's part of the problem!

I am now officially annoyed that I sent the following things in the post over two weeks ago and have received no acknowledgement:

a cheque for €100 to the SPCA where we got Rory
a cheque for €100 to our local SPCA, just because
a wedding present to friends of ours

And nothing! Not a peep! Ungrateful bastards. Hmmph.

a wedding present to friends of ours

Remember the wedding I didn't want to go to? I sent a present off of the registry. Guess what? As to be expected sadly...

Tammy Wynette-ville?

"Stand by your man"??

If it's only a couple of weeks then the wedding folk are probably still on honeymoon/honeymoon comedown. It took us about a month to get thank you cards out: that didn't mean we weren't grateful for all those knives and forks and things.

It's still not happened. I'm just anti the whole thing at the moment!

No, "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"
xxpost

Ahhhhh Makes more sense thanks.

If it's only a couple of weeks then the wedding folk are probably still on honeymoon/honeymoon comedown. It took us about a month to get thank you cards out: that didn't mean we weren't grateful for all those knives and forks and things.

The wedding was in June!

And I sent them a big fat Amazon voucher in a card that said "buy your own present, why don't you".

hi, toasted everything bagel w/ light creem cheese and beef barely soup for lunch

is SO GFUCKINAG DGOOD

Hello peoples, I am stealing internets at a friend's house. The Jesus and Mary Chain were awesomely awesometastic and I tried to record them on my phone for Onimo but it didn't work at all. Sorry mate. I shall bore you shitless by wanking on about how grebt they were the next time I see you, if that helps?

New house is also awesome, and Neil did a grand job of tidying it up while I was cavorting round exceedingly muddy fields being stalked by Dave Grohl (seriously, dude was following me everywhere, but no-one I was with believes it was him. It totally was though).

Other bands seen were Jarvis (brilliant), Super Furry Animals (pretty good, but I was fairly drunk by then), one song each by Nouvelle Vague and Go! Team whilst ambling about between stages, Bat for Lashes (yawn), Tilly and the Wall (aces), Rilo Kiley (OK), Candie Payne (started off dull, turned ace half-way through), Regina Spektor (meh), Patrick Wolf (amazing), Teenage Fanclub (sadly underperforming), Big Star (marvellous - came on and said "hi, we're Old Age Fanclub", for massive lolz) and LCD Soundsystem. Managed to miss Bjork totally (no great loss) and the Beastie Boys (even less of a loss), couldn't be arsed walking through mud for the Fire Engines but was told they were shit. I sat in my tent with a bottle of wine and listened to Mogwai and Primal Scream over the wall and they sounded ace, but I was far too muddy and cold and wet to be arsed actually moving to get back into the festival site.

Still, top weekend. First festival I've camped at for ages, but had as much fun as is possible when ankle-deep in mud and completely unable to walk due to 85-mile walk between carpark and campsite with several tons of unnecessary shite on my back.

Oh aye, we saw the Parsonage Choir as well, who are a choir who do choral versions of Johnny Cash and Joy Division and stuff. They were lovely in principle, but a bit less so in practice.

Hi Ailsa!

I didn't realise your new house was in the middle of a music festival. You will be popular.

Um, by which I mean, what festival were you at?

This one: http://www.connectmusicfestival.com/content/