OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

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Callum did this weird thing where he'd do all his SUPERIOR BRITISH CULTURE A FIE ON YOU COLONIALISTS ACROSS THE POND schtick, and then he'd just go and troll all the British posters instead, probably because he was only online during work hours.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

there was a bit of 'yanks' tho for sure

― blueski, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

tbh, I'd wondered how a thread about a bottle opener had gotten so many responses.

― jel --, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Calum vs America

― onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

'Calum' was I believe a renowned libertarian with a somewhat dodgy attitude towards foreigners, i.e. totally unlike myself.

Clarity.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

It's more Calum vs everyone actually, like most of his threads.

― onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The best calum vs USA thread is that ilm one guns & roses vs the smiths.

I like Calum, he's OK. I don't think he fitted in very well here though, did he.

― Pashmina, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

stop talking about calum in the present tense pash, you're making me nervous!

― blueski, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

aaaaahh jeeeesus...i've had a religious conversion! all yank music is great. yank music is so great that i must yank my crank and make a mess on the counterpane. ooops. i made a mess all over my copy of 'born to run'; oh piddle!

Calum Robert on Tuesday, June 25, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago)

― onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

He's still out there....wooooooo.

I don't think he's on the internet much these days, though.

― Pashmina, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

He's too busy writing horror movie reviews for Britian's #1 alternative culture magazine.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought that was what you did, Dom?

― Pashmina, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I write fetish articles for them.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

You should have seen my article on nerd porn in the last issue. Slobberknocker, I tells ya.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG I just stumbled across C-Zar's 'Pete Doherty: Best Thing Since Sliced Jarvis' thread.

― onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I write fetish articles for them.

Dom Passantino on Friday, 23 March 2007 12:27 (1 minute ago)

Let me know when your article on henfapophilia is published and I'll buy a copy, then.

― Pashmina, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG you guys are totally missing the point here. The real question is whether they should have made a bottle opener or a pneumatic drill.(NSFW)

― Madchen, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

omg titties on screen at work :(

― onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Oops, sorry. I don't see boobs.

― Madchen, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm surrounded by tits at work, might as well be a couple more on the screen...

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:44 (seventeen years ago) link

To be fair I should have expected boobs from the seeing "thesun.co.uk"

― onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this will go perfectly with my manute bol chopsticks

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Tracer hahahahahahaha

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I know who Manute Bol is, I have decided that this is the greatest picture in the history of the world. Thank you Tracer.

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8230/035monuteboll5mh.jpg

It is totally SFW, incidentally.

― Madchen, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Argh nu-code!
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8230/035monuteboll5mh.jpg

― Madchen, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

That picture makes it look like he had below knee amputations.

― onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

what we need is swastika bottle openers to get ilx2 really going

― ken c, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

but i also think the UKists had a fair enough point regarding different sensitivities as seen in US depictions of indians/pakistanis & such

can someone explain to me what this has to really do with the argument, considering there is not a single american on this thread who defended said depictions (and a few came out and said, "yes, that's bullshit too")?

also, stevem, plz to not pretend that people around here do not use american as an insult almost as frequently (though if you have kate and a couple of other obvious targets for killfiling in your killfile you mightn't know, fair enough) as noize dudes and dcers degrade on britishes.

also, manute bol!!

also, guys, lj and calum are not comparable at all, i mean the manics thread ffs!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 March 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, RACIST IS RACIST AND I THINK MOST RATIONAL PEOPLE SHOULD DAMN WELL BE ABLE TO SPOT SUCH WHEN THEY SEE IT AND IN THIS AGE OF INFORMATION THE IDEA OF "DIFFERING SENSITIVITIES" MAKING IT OK TO PRETEND THAT YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THIS COULD BE TAKEN BADLY IS A WHOLE PILE OF HOOEY.

THIS IS FOR RIGHT-WINGY LIBERTARIANESQUE DUDER WHO REFERENCED CAPS LOCKS BTW :D

SINCERELY,
QUENTIN TARANTINO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 March 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

It is true that I would rather read about Nicky Wire in a banana suit.

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

little known fact...Tom's of Maine Toothpaste used to be Uncle Tom's of Macon Toothpaste.

― dan selzer, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

What mitigated against their argument was that, Dan and Nabisco aside (plus others but I can't be arsed re-reading the whole thing) it degenerated into unpleasant name-calling in ten seconds flat.

good morning, Adam.

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

As a humerous aside, I gave my wife the following background:

"Do you know the soccer player Ronaldinho? He's a Brazilian hero, probably one of the best to ever play the game and a national hero, but he has fucked-up teeth."

My wife instantly began busting on his teeth, most notably around the theme "If he's that famous and he has that much money, why doesn't he fix them? If they're that big, why haven't they been knocked out yet?"

I continued: "So anyway, someone decided to make a bottle opener based on him."

My wife: "Oh no! His teeth are that fucked up that he looks like he's been opening bottles with them? ROFFLE ROFFLE"

Me: "This is what it looks like." (I show her the picture at the beginning of this thread.)

My wife: "ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLY RACIST I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SHIT ROFFLE ROFFLE OH NO WOW HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT ROFFLE ROFFLE WOW, that's just like that Darkie Toothpaste they sold in Japan"

Me: "ROFFLE ROFFLE DARKIE TOOTHPASTE WAS THE SECOND RESPONSE"

My wife: "ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE"

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

this whole thread one side was like OMG SO NOT RACIST and the other side was like OMG U R ALL RACISTS, and why can't you people just accept that you are racist and leave it at that? it's not a death sentence, for fuck's sake.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

In summation, I can't spell for shit.

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ROBBLE ROBBLE

http://www.geocities.com/skaterman.rm/hamburglar.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost: In fairness, it wasn't so much "U R ALL RACISTS" as much as it was "U R ALL DISINGENUOUS".

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

true, Dan. i was just being inflammatory.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Can't believe we've got this far down the thread without anyone calling Ethan out for making rape jokes...

(For those of you playing thread bingo..)

― Anna, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Also how did you know that my wife then snatched my gigantic fuck-off-huge fries and ran out the door??? STALKER

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

she emailed me the picture this morning!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

STALKER

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

robble robble i'm infatuated
b*tch ride a d*ck like she's makin a baby!

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I really don't think that bottle opener is racist and I wouldn't suspect one of being racist for owning it, but I couldn't own one even if I was a football fan. It's just too reminiscent of American racist iconography. I'd be uncomfortable with it and I would totally understand if guests were like WTF, dude. Products with the kind of racist iconography featured above, while rare, were sold in America as late as the '60's or even the '70's. It's going to be a while before that context disappears.

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

no you aren't

― HI DERE, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan if your wife dresses up as Hamburglar, who do you dress up as? Birdie the Early Bird?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/2e/Mcd-birdie.gif

― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"U R ALL DISINGENUOUS"

is this your summary of what other people have been saying, Dan, or your own take on things?

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

also, stevem, plz to not pretend that people around here do not use american as an insult almost as frequently (though if you have kate and a couple of other obvious targets for killfiling in your killfile you mightn't know, fair enough) as noize dudes and dcers degrade on britishes.

i haven't seen that many 'God, Americans are soooo stupid' type comments on ILX. have there really been as many, in the same style?

― blueski, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god

when i first saw this thread i thought to myself 'if there's ONE thread asking for trouble, this is it. Lips are sealed'.

then i thought 'hey, i'll just say one leetle thing...'

then :-(

sorry everyone, but i DO stand by what i said: i.e. this bottle-opener in itself isn't racist, although it could be seen to resemble the sort of racist iconography that i myself, a 20 year-old Brit, wouldn't have been exposed to. The toothpaste is obviously racist, for instance, but the bottle-opener struck me in itself as being no more than a reasonably cheeky but otherwise celebratory piece of memorabilia. apologies if that makes me ignorant.

is there any forgiveness i could plead for, or are my ILX privileges all spent?

― unfished business, Friday, 23 March 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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