i'm concerned my girlfriend is a witch

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"ooh, hot lesbian witches"

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 September 2004 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link

does she kno how to 'destroy oral sex'?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Coming back to the subject heading for a minute... why would it worry you that she's a witch? Its just a religion, like any other. Ask her about it, there's plenty there to learn about - and if you don't really agree with her beliefs, just take Ms. Lurex's advice and try not to belittle them. She may have to put up with a lot of that as it is.

I have never met a witch with a horde of winged monkeys. Maybe I'm just not hanging out with the right people. That horde would come in pretty useful, I'm sure - if only to send them out to the shops for a pint of milk and a bag of damiana.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd date a witch.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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― gainfully employed (ex machina), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Concerned's girlfriend has cursed us, and that curse is called "the return of Jon Williams"

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

FAG

― gainfully employed (ex machina), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Leave Jon alone.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 2 September 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.rockymusic.org/archive/tim-curry/worst-witch1.gif

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 2 September 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Not in a mean way at all, but in the mystical way, with odd supernatural powers.

As in being able to tell the future? My parents are convinced I could do this as a child. I would be able to say what would happen in the coming hours with detailed precision. They stopped because "people could take advantage." uh yeah.

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

They stopped what?

― Savannah Smiles, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

You know, that.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

if you were a witch you'd know.

― darraghmac, Friday, 14 March 2008 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

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