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hey, whaddayaknow, preggers = no more thong and asscrack.

Yeah, but make way for low-cut maternity tops and milky cleavage!

C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

We must legalize fetuses.

Duh.

en i see kay, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, that's what i mean. What's the talking point?

kenan, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4898/dbdeyeks1.jpg

kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i think the talking point is the fetus beginning to focus on who's legal and who ain't

kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

must have something to do w/ abortion but I can't figure out what

dmr, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i think the talking point is the fetus beginning to focus on who's legal and who ain't

No, the fetus is saying that at some point it was illegal. Fetuses are illegal at some point in their development? Who ever claimed that? What the fucking bleeding crying FUCK??

kenan, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN070207.jpg

This is from the "Rachel Carson was evil and so are all environmentalists" dept:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0629j.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070702RZ1AP-IPhone.jpg

Gee, y'know, they're right; american politicians and media-types should talk about the poor & hungry more. Oh wait, but they're all millionaires, so if they do so, they'll be commie hypocrits!

kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv062807a.jpg

Again, standard authoritarian practice: ignore all and any history or its context that you can't bend to your purpose, endlessly defend your leaders and viciously attack anyone who dares question them, UNTIL they don't do something rightwing enough for you, then cast them aside and stomp on them as soon as possible.

kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Malaria victims are a species.

nabisco, Friday, 29 June 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

And they're endangered, soon there may not be any left at all. Something must be done!

V, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

ban mosquitoes

dmr, Friday, 29 June 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070629.jpghttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

wow, that really does work.

kingfish, Saturday, 30 June 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I have to say that thumbs-up Osama is the best thing to happen to comics since the Yellow Kid

J0hn D., Saturday, 30 June 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

WTF on the malaria one:

1) DDT is HARDLY the only insecticide used for killing mosquitoes and I feel comfortable in saying that even IF one were to discount the environmental issues inherent in the use of DDT, it's not even the most effective available insecticide currently in use.
2) Is this guy suggesting that we should be giving more support to countries in which malaria is rampant? If so, why not say it in a less oblique fashion? Or is he strawmanning mass death by disease in order to back up a poorly thought out anti-environmental talking point?
3) Batshit rightwing cartoonist guy, are you ACTUALLY arguing against bald eagles and for DDT? Really?
4) So DDT and/or chemicals with a similar makeup are not being used in outside the US at all, huh? And there are bald eagles in countries with rampant malarial infection, huh?
5) STOP JUST STOP JUST STOP

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

the malaria/ddt thing is a pretty widespread rightwing talking point. for example and its counter

BUt yeah, we're in the time of the politics of resentment, so there are those who try to compensate with their lack of governing skills with volume of whining.

kingfish, Sunday, 1 July 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

And this has been around for years:

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/Repellent-X.gif

kingfish, Sunday, 1 July 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

wow ok that's a new one for me.
round these fucking idiots up and give them all the DDT they want.
just rub it on your skin.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/070207.jpg

as always, the 26% crowd can always console themselves that they have the facts on their side.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070702.jpg

...or that an FDA run by e.Coli conservatives doesn't give a shit about its functions, or that imported food regs are lax

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070630.jpg

yup, burn right out, they do

kingfish, Monday, 2 July 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.patriotart.com/images/07_02_07/DaFamily450.jpg
When liberals lose the debate, they attempt to shut it down.

hooray, implied threats

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon706.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 2 July 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

?

fluorescent bulbs last, like, 10 times longer than an incandescent bulb. That's just a flat-out, deliberate lie.

kenan, Monday, 2 July 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Of course that cartoon is dimwitted, but the Fairness Doctrine is completely stupid.

kenan, Monday, 2 July 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.patriotart.com/images/07_02_07/DaFamily450.jpghttp://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
Looks like someone already broke Michael Savage's fingers, though.

Mike Dixn, Monday, 2 July 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

that CFL thing = WHAT THE FUCK complete horseshit

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 2 July 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

It's just so weird to get all up in arms about light bulbs.

kenan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

well lighting technology is part of my job so I'm kinda pissed to see the dissemination of outright lies

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure kenan was talking about the duck

El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Plus, the lion's share of the CFLs on the market today are actually slightly warmer in color than standard tungsten. Not only is he lying though his teeth, but there's absolutely no point to it.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0702bd.jpg

I like this one because, if you think about it for more than a half a second, it actually pretty elequently makes the exact opposite point (I assume) it's trying to make.

The people are a bully with a short attention span and a distrust of anything complex, so he comes over and knocks down something that two kids, usually sworn enimies, have spent a lot of time working together to build, and something that might well have been pretty cool.

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon712.jpg

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

en i see kay, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:06 (sixteen years ago) link

If that's supposed to be Ted Kennedy, where's the empty booze bottle?

Mike Dixn, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure kenan was talking about the duck

yeah, I was. I get pissed about this, too, because it's just so damn stupid.

kenan, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought he was enormous fat dude with hairy chest until the fourth panel. xp.

ledge, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

t-t-totally dude xpost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

radical muslims = HUGE bagel fans

kingfish, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Accurate foods were too hard to spell.

nabisco, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Accurate foods were too hard to spell.
And the target audience would surely misinterpret "Pita".

Mike Dixn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link

the way they portray Muslims in these is curious, like "why think up a new stereotype when you can just modify the Jewish one?"

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

that light bulb one is infuriating

river wolf, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Especially because the budding success of the new fluorescents is almost completely market-driven.

YOU HAVE NO POINT, DUCK, EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE IT UP.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Um, bipedal cats with disproportionately long left legs in the higher echelons of the clergy are psychic, and see into the dark, fetus-eating mind of His Holliness?

http://www.faithmouse.com/disproportunate_not.gif

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

lolololol

ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link

BATSHIT RIGHTWING CARTOONIST 1, EN I SEE KAY 0

max, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:50 (sixteen years ago) link

:D

bnw, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Accurate foods were too hard to spell.

And the target audience would surely misinterpret "Pita".

And everyone knows a felafel is a sponge used in erotic bathing.

nickn, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 06:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh man, white kid sonned in anthropomorphic cartoon cat anatomy beef.

My Batshit Leftwing Grandma is gonna disown me.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Dan L, shouldn't Monsignor Cat also have a thought bubble in which he's eating the birds?

Mark C, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/070307.jpg

oh christ, he's discovered post-modernism! everybody run for it!

http://www.conservativecartoons.com/2007/fairness.gif

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Shelton_C20070703.jpg

Look out, Gordon! A swarthy hook-nosed man is putting an ACME-brand bomb in your chair!

kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/londonavoidisast.jpg
limp wristed latte sipper lol

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv070307a.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0702j.jpg

Right, 'cuz nothing says "Modern-day Luftwaffe" than some jerks with gasolines cans

kingfish, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link


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