mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

ok so maybe instead of days, we will pretend to be sawyer and kate? or luke and laura?

Ro-John! And Ro-Chris! And Adrienne-Bonnie-Adrienne. They need casting help, stat.

tehresa, you don't know about Patch and Kayla?! ;_; SUPER CHEESY 80S STYLE SUPERCOUPLE

mookie, thanks for looking for the recipe!

lol Luke and Laura. I still adore Luke and Robert both. Laura... I could take or leave.

Also Sawyer and Kate, yes, but please no JACK. omg no no no no NO

mookie - re: Roman still being alive... last I saw Ro-John had just discovered that he was secretly... A DIMERA OMG.

awesome. i have asked a true eastern carolina native (whose mother is friendly with d. and a. sedaris' mother), though i'm not certain that such a request will be granted...

haha i garnered that roman thing from like 20 years ago and have no idea what it even means! i can probably still talk y&r, though

It is astonishing how much brain space I have devoted to crappy soap operas in my life, and also I pretty much guarantee that every guy I've ever been attracted to can probably be blamed on General Hospital characters.

Okay, do people from the carolinas not give up recipes easily?

And how clear is it that I can't even handle the amount of caffeine in DECAF iced coffee?!

NO JACK ALLOWED NO WAI!!! dude drives me insane i hate him so much.

I AM A TRUE EASTERN CAROLINA NATIVE AND ALSO GUESS WHAT THE SEDARISES WERE NORTHERN TRANSPLANTS.

and didn't their mom die?

isn't that where the fuck it bucket story came from?

lolol mookie, trust me, I could not BEGIN to explain to you what "Roman is still alive" means, but the important thing is that, 20 years later, it is still a relevant plot point somehow.

I am SO GLAD I'm not the only one who hates Jack.

one of my most vivid memories is when marlena was possessed and john was trying to do an exorcism.

is stefano still alive?

lol roman is still alive lolol

i blame this all on childhood summer babysitter who would watch days and got us all hooked.

SPAM is AWESOME. I'm just not sure it is FOOD.

Also Jack is one of the best douche protagonists on television right now.

aren't you from greenville? that is not eastern carolina! anyway, my friend is from raleighwood and went to asu (and i attended her 40th birthday party at the bbq place in boone where she worked and it was unbelievable) and yeah they're pretty serious about who they gift with the magical bbq recipe!

truer words have n'ere been spoken
zpoar

lol hahaha wtf w/ my brain yeah i am from western carolina HAHAHA

ooooh, Marlena is POSSESSED storyline = serious roffles. I bet you can see a lot of that on youtube. And John is a PRIEST NOW. OMG.

Stefano is THE PHOENIX, and he always rises from teh ashes, so yes, I'm sure he's still alive. I saw them doing a scene in the spring where they had him near-death but were keeping Stefano alive with a hidden IV under him. Except IVs work by running in by GRAVITY, so I had a good laugh there.

My sister and I watched DAYS every vacation day and every summer day for years. It was the one thing we had in common!

my mum used to TAPE d of lives if she wasn't home to watch it. and also y&r

hello my name is victor newman

last i saw john was arrested for ddrug smuggling on his boat?

haha my older sister and i did, too, sara!!!

Dan, the "where did Jack get his tattoos" episode had to have been the nadir of LOST. I hate that guy. I am annoyed by his hairline, ffs.

omg, John Black (DiMera?) - is he evil now?! lol. That actor is one of the very worst.

He's absolutely following the "smell a fart" theory of soap acting.

Did they kill B&B's Stephanie yet?

Also I didn't see the episode where Jack got his tattoos. Or I don't remember it.

my old boss's partner does little one life to live spots sometimes - like room svc dude, etc.

omg dan. you have to see it.

he goes to thailand and makes an ass of himself, as whiteys tend to do.

http://hikemaui.com/tours/halfday-slides/dsc_24_std.jpg

HELLLLLLL YEAAHHH

I have never seen B&B, but I believe Ian Buchanan was on it for a while, and whoa SEXY DUDE. I loooooved him on General Hospital as "Duke Lavery."

Jack and His Tattoos episode revealed nothing of interest whatsoever. I have tried to erase it from my mind with no success. Asian Lady He Has Sex With seemed miscast, too.

Okay, can we all just agree to run away and live near that waterfall pls?

http://lucytheblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/victor.jpg

^^^
not a nazi

xp YES

apparently my parents have also swum here:

http://hikemaui.com/tours/halfday-slides/dsc_0060_std.jpg

but not as cool as the other one.

Asian Lady He Has Sex With seemed miscast, too.

George Wallace's worst role.

yes season 6 of lost will be ITR TAKES OVER TEH ISLAND SUCKS TO YOU JACOB!!!!!!!!

Despite the moustache?

I watched the Y&R episode where Jesse Ventura (then our governor) went to try to convince Victor to run for President with him in 2004.

I would TOTALLY live on the LOST island with you all. I'm kind of scared of the smoke monster, though. And sunburn.

FB will take care of smoke monster with drink concoctions.

i have never seen lost. is there corned beef hash there?

George Wallace's worst role.

Dan, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be in your mind.

ps require similar pic ^^ of tza

mookieproof, it is very possible that there is corned beef hash on the LOST island.

i should watch more television

SPAMMONSTER

I am horribly in love with television, even though I know it is bad for me.

canned darma hash, for sure.

This morning I was watching a Buffy episode with my son (because I want to rot his brain, too), and I realized that Buffy's Dad is played by the same guy who played Almanzo Wilder on Little House on the Prairie about 30 years ago. CRAZY

I'd like some of that dharma ranch dressing myself.

Dan can keep the SPAMMONSTER