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this is worse than sudoku

milo z, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

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This chick is psycho.

We had a glass of wine, a steak dinner, went to a nightclub and had some drinks, came back home, then she said this: "You just got here and you already have to use the bathroom? Maybe you should be more prepared and go before you show up."

Next time I offended her by trying to get into the hot tub.... after she had modeled lingerie for me and told me I had to strip down to go in the pool because she didn't have any swimming trunks for me.

omar little, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:32 (sixteen years ago) link

People who buy realdolls in 2015 will probably have to go through something like this tedious process before they get any action.

WTF at that kissy-kissy pic. Does she have a lightbulb inside her mouth or something?

Pashmina, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/fondle1tub.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

total amateur.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/tits.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

if she falls asleep you can like date rap her :/ :/ :/

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link

See, I think a naked Marco Polo threesome + making out in the hot tub on the first night should count for more than 7/10.

Sundar, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/2girls.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

UUUUUMMM

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i took her to the art museum and now they are quizzing me on art!!

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/diningtop1.jpg

Here is Medieval painting. Who painted it? Boticelli or Durer or Da Vinci?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

lololol i meant:

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/museumpic7.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/swimduo10.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/blowjob.gif

gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link

waaaaaaaau

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link

BLOWJOB.GIF

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Dating Ariane FAQ

How did you come up with this?

I was involved in the AI Beast game, the first "virtual reality" game, and was thinking of creating something similar (but smaller), but did not have the time. Then I thought of doing a desktop avatar character like this one or this one or this one or this one or this one, only not as erotic and more useful, but did not have the money.

Then I was working on a project for someone else, a web "picture book" with text and pictures where you click next to turn a page, and came up with an idea: How about a web based "choose your own adventure picture book"? Then the little bit I did on the first two projects got merged together into something no where near as ambitious that I did have the time and money to do.

How big is this game?

There are over 580 pictures, and over 800 html pages.

I do not think I have seen that many pictures, have I missed something?

Probably, there are areas of this game no one ever goes to. Here is a list of locations: House (living room, kitchen/dining, bedroom, bathroom) Backyard (Pool, hot tub, stargazing bench, barbecue), Drive (gas/convenience store, cabaret, lookout point, lake, amusement park), Downtown (restaurant, museum, night club, lingerie shop, dress shop, home furnishings store)

Why do some of the pictures look so cheesy?

From the get go, I decided that trying to create great works of art for each picture would be way too time consuming. And unfortunately, anything bigger than 800x500 jpgs would take up way too much web space. So in creating the pictures, "fast" and "cheap" became the mantras.

I have taken shortcuts wherever possible. I could have ray trace renderings, and I have tools for more realistic hair and skin, but decided that if I use them in one picture, I would have to use them in all pictures. The "low rez" look means I can get away with using game screenshots as backgrounds (that and the fact that this is purely a non-commercial enterprise).

What did you use to make the pictures?

The model is Victoria 3 from DAZ 3D, the renderer is Poser 5 from Curious Labs, the apartment is Poser Luxury Apartment I found at Renderosity, also the Hot Tub. Backyard and stores backgrounds are screenshots from Sims 2, and all the street scene backdrops are from Need for Speed Underground 2.

What has changed?

The original concept was to make a maze, with a lot of dead ends. Here is the original script, but don't try and follow it, it is completely wrong now. The "patio bench" make out location has been dropped (silly ending), the spaghetti dinner has been dropped (redundant) and the theater has been dropped (dumb idea).

Version 1 consisted only of the house and backyard. Version 2 added downtown and the restaurant. Version 3 added some locations you'll have to find yourself, but also includes major changes to the story flow. Hard endings have been dropped in some cases to be replaced with story loops. Finally, Version 4 simplified some of the rules of the game, making some parts harder and some parts easier. There are some new scenarios, and some locations that were bugged (home furnishings store) or tacky (the lingerie store) or unrealistic (the whiskey bottle) have radically changed.

Any hints for the new version?

In version 2, I added a tag that disables nudity if you do something wrong. In version 3, I reversed it, so now you have to do something right to enable nudity. In version 4, the biggest rule change is that she will only change clothes twice, this severely limits choices in any particular game, and leads to a faster ending. On the other hand, there are hard endings (getting kicked out) and soft endings (sleeping over) that may show up in similar scenarios depending on previous actions.

Will there be a version 5?

Probably not. I may sneak in a new scenario from time to time, and I will squash bugs as I find them, and may add a new ending here or there. But, for the most part I do not have anything new to add.

Are you back from the Vacation?

Yes, This website became too popular from mid January to mid March. In a span of two months, I had 2,860,785 dates. I have been kissed 1,107,743 times, and have drank 723,600 adult beverages.
I have had 1,727,474 meals. I have taken my top off 336,171 times and my boobs have been fondled 307,394 times. I have gotten naked 211,065 times, 26,516 times in public places, 5,445 with an audience watching. Had sex 63,398 times, been massaged to orgasm 22,776 times, and went down 6,711 times. Only 22,581 slept over night with me in my bed. They are the real special ones, the one in a million guys... or more accurately, the 7893.29 in a million guys.

This ate a lot of bandwidth and slowed down page loads to the point where the game grew unplayable. My strategy for resolving this is to make the game available to download and play offline, while making some changes to the game itself to reduce page requests.

Is the live version the same as the download version?

99% Yes, the differences: 1) no age check, 2) this page isn't on download version

gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

NO SPOILERS PLZ

latebloomer, Thursday, 17 January 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link

^^you find that when you "look what's on adriane's laptop"

gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link

holy shit @ blowjob.gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

umm how do you get the girls back to he house post-strip club?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

http://xs123.xs.to/xs123/08034/adrian415.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:17 (sixteen years ago) link

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/bathroom1.jpg

I got her too drunk & walked in on her while she was pissing. It works IRL. :(

Abbott, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link

lol hoos took her down the log ride lol

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link

for real though

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

er

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

fr$

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i havent been able to get both girls back to the hosue

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link

also every time she invites me to sleep over i am forced to strip and then she throws me to the couch

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link

this is worse than sudoku

-- milo z, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:30 (3 hours ago) Link

lol

sleep, Thursday, 17 January 2008 05:46 (sixteen years ago) link

this bitch is crazy

Bobbi Peru, Thursday, 17 January 2008 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link

My supersecret rape tactics didn't work.

The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link

hump her in the jeep, hump her in the hottub, hump her on the couch, there you go

kingfish, Thursday, 17 January 2008 08:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't located her duct tape yet.

The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Congratulations, I am impressed. Lets spend the evening together.

That's the end of the game right?

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm honestly a little disturbed that so many of you were able to play past like the first five turns. No harm, no fowl, but this shit is, uh, how do I say, terrifyingly fucked up.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

first turn: what do you do?

1. nothing

2. break through the window of this hot bitch's apartment

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link

second turn: what do you do?

1. grab tits

2. say something about her eyes

3. grab tits

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm so drunk, I jumped in the pool fully clothed.

And that's my fault? I tried to warn her...

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link

genocide, folks

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"You have charm, a good kiss, and great moves, but I`m getting hungry."

Read some more poetry

This is exactly how I reacted aged 17.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link

You were.....LJ?

The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, but even less successful with the ladiez.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

That one famous LJ post (you know the one)

There's a pic for that exact scenario!

(ok, maybe there isn't)

Mark G, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I know thoreau is a reductionist simpleton in 2008 but seriously what in the fingersplit asshole of satan hath we wrought upon ourselves

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link

bad enough pash (who *jaymc* owns like maybe two pages of porn) went and played this and STILL I had to be the guy that marks this thread for what is is and even then it continues to get WORSE and WORSE why the FUCK do the internet keep making me have to feel like some kind of republickan this shit is RONG 7000 allah HELP ME

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:43 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine that last post said all in one breath with a big hopeless sad gasp at the end

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

you're doomed
we're all doomed

El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

tombot mad at tig ol bitties

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link


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