zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf:

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's because the Deschanel family was originally bred on shelves.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

C'mon, Alfred...Maggie G may be an excellent actor but girl is purty homely. Nay - ugly. Zooey D is gorgeous.

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dare I say Fugly?

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

zooey is pretty in a spooky kinda way, maggie g is sorta cute and appealing but not pretty. jake always seems to be described as "dreamy" - that seems just about right.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

Related thread: I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal
(the Ethan/Jess IM convo above originally appeared there)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf

Her mom was Eileen Hayward on Twin Peaks, the wheelchair-bound mother to Donna (Lara Flynn-Boyle).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

And her dad directed a couple of episodes, if I'm not mistaken.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

*waits for jaymc to check twin peaks tab of spreadsheet*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

Why would I have a Twin Peaks tab on my spreadsheet? SHASTA U SO CRAZY.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:36 (6 years ago) Permalink

o snap! hi donna's mom

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

So she's slated to play Janis Joplin in the new biopic,
"The Gospel According To Janis." I've never heard her
sing, but I'm hopeful that she has a killer voice.
After all, Pink was bypassed for the role and she's
an excellent Joplin interpreter.
Does anyone have a link to Deschanel's singing?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

HEY SHUT THE HELL UP ASSHOLE
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE FROM BITCHVILLE
YOU DUMB PIECE OF BUTT
EAT SHIT AND DIE COCK SCOOPER
ARREST *THIS* SQUIRREL POLICE COPPERS

― ath (ath), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

Thanks. Happy holidays!

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

showed up in the last few episodes of the excellent season 2 of Weeds and will be a regular for at least the first few episodes when season 3 rolls around.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's weird about Janis. I really wish they wouldn't insist on picking an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

Oh, no. You should dare.

I think that if she can channel the feeling that Janis showed during the Dick Cavett interview where she said "I'm going home" in a defiant yet still hurt way when talking about going to her high school reunion, she will have nailed it.

It will be interesting to see how they balance the life story and the music aspect of it. Unlike Ray and Walk the Line, I would argue that Janis' story would be more interesting WITHOUT the music playing a central part. Maybe some formative stuff, like when she learned to sing, but Janis was a soul singer...all emotion. Imitating her singing would accomplish little, I think.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

She was hilarious in Weeds.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

an exceptionally pretty woman to play a plain, dare I say homely singer

Oscar alert

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

(unless there's a movie about disability or abuse, obv.)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

maybe in this version janis will have palsy or something

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

SP is from BOISE, not bithville, hanging out at Terrapin Station and trying to bum weed from 22 year old girls who are disgusted by him. I imagine.

Zooey's clothes are still gross. I think Lily Tomlin should play Janis.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

I think Lily Tomlin should play Janis.

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...), November 19th, 2006.

AAARRRGHH

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

I don't really think that. Maybe William H. Macy would do well.

― Abbott (Abbott), Sunday, 19 November 2006 00:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

My friend and I just watched the last 4 eps of S2 of Weeds and I saw her name in the opening credits and was like "oh shit". Yeah, she ruled in it.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

New album with M Ward actually quite good shockah. She sounds very sweet in front of the Ward wall-'o-Sound.

― SeekAltRoute, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

tainted by nude spock :(

― DG, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

her singing is the reason Elf is actually an amazing xmas movie

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.

-- milo z (mlp), Thursday, September 14, 2006 7:03 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

???

I haven't seen too many photos of this woman, but that's a great photo!

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

squirrel police was not a spockpuppet. he was a special dude all on his own

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

double heartbreak :(

― DG, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

there's so much you missed while out on tour

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

― warmsherry, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:38 (5 years ago) Permalink

the stuff i've heard off that album is shockingly good! and i don't even like m.ward either, like at all. huh.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

I really just want to weep looking at her.

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 22:50 (5 years ago) Permalink

^ misread this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

that too. And I really didn't want to post that, but I just get all crepey about Zooey Deschanel and can't help it.

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

bought the CD today, it's sort of shockingly good in a "tapestry", carol king kinda way.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

"shockingly good" hits it about right on the head

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah i mean the thought of a "hot" indie actress and a depresso b-list neil young clone indie folk dude doing a "kitchy" singer songwriter record makes me want to barffff in concept, but damn this is nice.

it's something when my least favorite 2 songs are "you really got a hold on me" and a beatles song.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 16:57 (5 years ago) Permalink

OVERRATED

― Electronic Bugaloo, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

her next 2 movies ara a m night shamaladingdong with marky mark and then something with jim carrey :/

― mizzell, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:21 (5 years ago) Permalink

m night shamaladingdong

no matter how many times people do this I still want to berate them

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

i've seen both her and Ellen Page inside or right outside LA's Built By Wendy

― jaxon, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

i was just having the same thought

xpost

― horseshoe, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:31 (5 years ago) Permalink

Shamala-ling-dong (big or small)

― Electronic Bugaloo, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

You must get people making fun of your name and adding extra syllables all the time, Electronic Bugaloo.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah what a dick, having a foreign name and shit. so pretentious.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:52 (5 years ago) Permalink

didn't mean to offend, just what goes through my head. actually didn't know that people said that.

― mizzell, Friday, 21 March 2008 17:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

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