what animal does ethan hawke most resemble? it's a ferret, isn't it?

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he'll be doing Sam Shepard's True West on Broadway next winter opposite Paul Dano (cast as the bookish one so Hawke can look feral by comparison)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link

He always looks severely dehydrated.

Yerac, Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

I know, I know but really this could have been a lot worse.

https://youtu.be/KRD8esgSFZs

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 30 November 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link

best actor 2018, NY Film Critics Circle

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 November 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I kinda forgot he's from Austin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s8Hjbf6MKM

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

I’ve always thought Ethan hawke’s face looked like misshapen tom cruise

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/EthanHawke07TIFF.jpg/170px-EthanHawke07TIFF.jpg

It’s a p good face imo, definitely has a rodentian quality

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Monday, 17 December 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

you get decent wifi from his forehead.

Yerac, Monday, 17 December 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

the animal Ethan Hawke looks most like is... Jeff Bridges?

https://imgur.com/HL3vAcz

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

https://imgur.com/HL3vAcz

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 22:35 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

I've got to admit, I kind of love how pretentious Hawke is. He's clearly pretty bright and has put a lot of thought into what he does, but while the way he always seems so focused on conveying both of those things rubs a lot of people the wrong way, I've actually grown to appreciate it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 21 July 2022 14:15 (one year ago) link


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