what does my dream mean?

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I dreamt that I snuck into America's Stonehenge by cutting through someone's backyard and hiking through the woods for a bit. I thought I could just blend into the crowd, but there weren't any tourists around, and a group of park rangers (?) spotted me right away. they seemed friendly, and they didn't even care that I was trespassing. I noticed that all the stone structures were covered with big blue tarps. when I asked one of the rangers why, he said some teenagers had sprayed them with graffiti overnight, and the area would be closed until they got it cleaned up. I followed the rangers to the museum, where we watched a bogus video about how America's Stonehenge was the oldest man-made structure in North America & had spiritual powers or something. I dunno what happened after that.

I had RIDICULOUS dreams last night.

1) I dreamt I got a chinchilla and had to light-proof my office (which I was staying in for some reason) because the chinchilla was nocturnal. So I'm light-proofing the joint and all of a sudden chinchilla is no longer a chinchilla but has somehow turned into this dude http://www.youtube.com/user/edarem who is still nocturnal and in need of a dark room. WTF.

2) I am working for The Gza on trying to cover up some murder. He comes over to my house and we're totally BFFs. I lend him a sleeping bag to use in some way as part of this whole cover up thing. Later the same day I go out to lunch and score an awesome handbag while shopping with my friend Dean Wareham who then tries to kiss me. Dean and I go back to my place to meet up with The Gza again. Then I woke up.

I did not drink, do any type of drugs or eat a lot of cheese last night. W.T.F.?

whoa does cheese give you weird dreams? i kinda cut down on my cheese intake recently maybe that's why i have no dreams anymore. except a couple nights ago i had one of those dreams integrated into reality. i can't remember the dream but i woke up thinking someone was being beaten outside my building but it was just a drunk girl laughing and stomping in high heels.

I think it's an English old wives tale but some people seem to swear by it. I'm just trying to think of any poss reasons for my cracked out night in dreamland.

Those dreams that are integrated into reality are always so disorientating.

i dreamt that i asked minda to borrow her bus pass and she said no. what does my dream mean

whoa does cheese give you weird dreams?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-362101/Sweet-dreams-cheese.html

a very scientific study. but i've made the correlation, myself. i think it's the mold, maybe?

All I know about dreams and food is what I learned from the Cosby show and that is that meatball subs induce dreams of male pregnancy.

In my dream I caught an arrow with my hand and was quite proud of myself. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

also, catching an arrow was really unexpected since, I wasn't even paying attention when it happened

i had a dream that i was a seamstress and got to stitch up this really hot bass-baritone's costume and was very <3 about it.
then i also dreamed that i was at some kind of step aerobics class that turned into working opening night and this time i was staying at the house and overseeing some people that were helping out in the lobby including a girl who was working opening night as community service for what she said was 'just a misdemeanor' and something that was 'kind of fun to have on your record.' there was some horrible bathroom issue and the lines were really long and it was really gross and not up to met standards at all and i couldn't find a place to change into the proper attire. it was stressful.
what does my dream mean?

dreams about blankets what do they mean

i think you are feeling trapped or smothered or suffocated

or maybe just cold.

a dream my dad was going to take me out for a burger but i took hours and hours painting my face as the world passed me by and then he got mad at me and said we weren't going. good, i didn't want a burger anyway.

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i had a weird dream but now i forgot it what does that mean

not a lie--i get these spontaneous burger cravings that die down as soon as i realize last time i ate a burger was 6 or 7 years ago and i couldn't finish it because i don't like burgers :(

when i started eating red meat again like 2 years ago i realized i really like burgers.

I dreamt I was getting ready to build a life-size nativity scene. I was stumped because I wanted it to be as accurate as possible, but I wasn't sure if an authentic Jewish stable would be big enough to house a camel. to solve the matter, I went to the library and got ahold of a documentary on camels. according to the docu, the biggest camel of all time was 20 feet tall. but it had been dead for many, many years, and all that was left of it was a grainy b&w photo.

the second biggest camel of all time was 18-feet tall. the camera cut to a scraggly Midwestern farmer with an air of Joe Dirt about him; in the background was a house-sided camel with a ladder propped against its flank. the farmer explained that he had smuggled the camel from India when it was just a baby. at the time it was small enough to fit in the palm of his hand, and he had no idea it would grow any bigger.

but farmer dude obviously didn't give a shit about the camel. he admitted that he only agreed to appear in the film because he had a rare respiratory disease, and he wanted me, the viewer, to mail him a donation to cover the cost of treatment. I felt bad for him and copied down his address when it flashed across the screen. but I was annoyed because I still didn't have the answer to my question.

dumb dream imho.

i dreamt i was flying in the air above a highway with a bunch of other people and this
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was driving on the road in front of us. we flew under several overpasses and i was doing the breast stroke, swimming in the air. after we got through the overpasses we flew higher and i looked to my left and a young tony danza was flying next to me.

Sounds like a dream I could have had. omg.

i have been having dreams again since graduating. i also dreamt two nights ago that i was way unprepared for bar exam (could become reality ;_;) and got to the multistate essay and had no idea what to write. as i was sleeping a car drove by playing "i shot the sheriff" and it got into my dream so i was writing the lyrics to it in the essay. reggae fail

i dreamt i was planning to make a carrot cake with cream cheese frosting

i also dreamt cat caught a mouse and i grabbed it by the tail and threw it out the window

dreamt about buying a house and redoing all the rooms to suit my childless purposes

dreamt about L0uis J@gger living in between the walls in my house Anne Frank style. He wouldn't be quiet, even when the Nazis were searching. alarming.

I dreamt my sister's fiancé was an Aryan Brotherhood heavy who shot a 4-year-old black boy to death in a movie theater. I read about it in a New Yorker article.

wow that's a cool dream. does he look like this?
http://www.splcenter.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/curtis-1.jpg

EXACTLY like that, except he's more like 76 inches tall iirc. my sister has a thing for tall skinheads, I guess.

haha, does he have "FUN" tattooed on his chin? he doesn't look like a fun guy if you ask me.

i think i know what it means but it's not very nice

:(

irl this morning my sister's fiancé attended a sermon on abortion at the church where he & my sister are getting married. and last night he left two cases of hot dogs outside after a barbecue last night, spoiling them. further evidence of his white supremacy, no doubt.

clearly some kind of freudian jealousy going on here.

am I jealous of my sister or her fiancé? either way, ewwwwww yuck.

lets say it's not quite oedipal (bc it's your sister not yr moms -what is that called?) jealousy of fiance for being with sister. his leaving the hot dogs out to spoil is symbolic of how his manhood will spoil your sister.

wait, the spoiled hot dog incident actually happened a couple nights ago(hence the irl)! are my oedipal/incestuous urges so strong that they're starting to influence real world events around me? are the boundaries between my dreams and my waking life collapsing along with my sanity?

I'm scared.

it does not have to necessarily be incestuous. you are just scared of losing your sister. it happens when people get married. you are more apt to notice the hot dog thing because of these feelings.

you have to stop the wedding! it's the only way

i concur.

I have to stop the wedding! it's the only way

I really only notice the hot dog incident because my mom keeps complaining about the 3 packs of hot dogs she doesn't know what to do with. uh, I guess that's open to analysis as well :-/

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tell her to throw them away.

hot dogs don't go bad, they already are bad

no these were different

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^would eat

i just
don't really like hot dogs
even if they are fancy

dreamt i was playing basketball but the court was shaped more like it was roller derby or something and this super tall girl with bleached blond hair was annoying me, not sure if she was on my team or not but i pushed her off the court and told her "why don't you move to berlin?" wtf does my dream mean?

that you are a rotter.