Why I love the Daily Mail, as distilled into one story.

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*lazy scotland zing*

BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

One of my friends once overheard a murder being planned on a bus and phoned the police when he got off. The guys were going up to an acquaintances flat to stab him and rob his house.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

he told them where they were getting off and what they looked like, but he never found out what happened.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

Yikes. And who is that stupid to say what they're doing out loud on a bus!?

Sylvia Blap (Trayce), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Scottish drug addicts.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:20 (5 years ago) Permalink

i think danny boyle should turn that scenario into a movie, what fun we could all have

BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:40 (5 years ago) Permalink

Prince Philip climbs over a short fence.

Alba, Monday, 18 May 2009 07:16 (5 years ago) Permalink

Prince Philip re-inacting a scene from Animal House

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 18 May 2009 07:28 (5 years ago) Permalink

reEnacting - d'oh...

Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 18 May 2009 07:29 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

The divorced father-of-two

it's one of the strengths of the mail that they *always* get all these details. should really have asked what his kids think of the changes though.

joe, Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

the mail's gallery of "abbey road"-inspired record covers includes "split with methadone abortion clinic" by screaming afterbirth. wonder if paul dacre is a fan.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1203117/The-Abbey-Habit-How-Beatles-famous-album-cover-inspired-dozens-imitations.html

joe, Thursday, 30 July 2009 09:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Too bad that guy can't go out at night, cos there's no way you'd want to leave the house in daylight looking like that.

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 09:51 (5 years ago) Permalink

what a shoddy piece of work... mispellings abound, and several sleeves are repeated.

can-i-jus (stevie), Thursday, 30 July 2009 09:53 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oops, my comment was directed at Matt's story, didn't see it was 2 weeks old.

The Independent ran an identical Abbey Road feature 4 days ago: Abbey Road: 40 Years - 40 Imitations

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:01 (5 years ago) Permalink

Haven't checked properly, but I think they are basically all the same albums, but just in a different order.

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

Still agawp at the lucifer bloke though.

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

I'm happy for people to embezzle welfare money if they are going to use it for crazy shit like that.

Neil S, Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

Marc Riley's lost his mind!

the original hypnagogic pop blogging crew (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

Is he standing as a Labour candidate at the next election?

- Gary, Marbella, 16/7/2009 12:03

BAM

the original hypnagogic pop blogging crew (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

Their record label said it wouldn't sell because it did not feature the names of the band or the LP.

Yes, I can imagine EMI thinking that the new Beatles album might not sell...

Mark G, Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

"It doesn't say Ringo Starr on it, it won't sell"

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

It's true though that there's no way anyone would have recognised a photo of them in the 60s. They were quite low profile I think.

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

Also 'Gary, Marbella' is too perfect for a DM reader.

Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

To be fair, it was John Kosh who said about "EMI said it won't sell", as stated in the Telegraph.

To be blunt, clearly the Daily Mail nicked the whole article, photos and all.

Mark G, Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:30 (5 years ago) Permalink

I didn't know Dacre was so into recycling!

clear chanel (suzy), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:44 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

In what universe is this a front page story, even in batshit Paul Dacreland?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

eh who doesn't separate that stuff anyway?

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Loads of people?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

food waste? tbh once i take out the recyclable stuff that's all i have left.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

I don't understand why they're getting quite so 'URRGHH SLOP BUCKETS' about this. Food waste is currently collected with the rest of your rubbish once a week. Under the proposed system, food waste will still be collected once a week, but just separated out from the rest of your waste. What's the difference?

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

Not sure which is funniest - the picture of the Victorian slop bucket or the nightmare vision of maggots and rats overrunning the nation's kitchens.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

euroc-rats, surely

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, that Victorian illustration is just someone emptying the laundry bucket, isn't it? Can't see it being appropriate unless they used to use rotting meat instead of fabric conditioner.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

I can imagine Dacre having to be forcibly restrained from including an image of a 1665 plague-cart.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Well, I guess the slop bucket is what you have to put the food in during the week? Presumably this will be covered, perhaps with some kind of "lid", to keep the insects and rodents out.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

I have one in my kitchen with just such an ingenious "lid" contraption. No maggots, flies or rats in evidence yet.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

As long as it has an airtight lid it shouldn't be a problem.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

gonna take millennia for this type of technology to become available cheaply enough to have in every home

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

Maybe when it does become inexpensive we could all throw parties...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

...parties where we can discuss and maybe even purchase this awesome future tech.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

jeez what planet you even on? that's crazy talk.

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is the Not In My Back Yard or Not Under My Kitchen Sink?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mr Dacre and the Rats of Nimby

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

In what universe is this a front page story, even in batshit Paul Dacreland?

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:13 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

600+ comments, though. anyone who's worked on a local newspaper knows bin collection is the only public service people really care about.

joe, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

The same rotten entity that tries to enforce these unworkable bully boy policies are the same ones who know all about polluting our skies and air with CHEMTRAILS. Just look above your head every morning on the way to work.

I wonder whether this comment will get published!!

- Terry, London, UK, 15/9/2009 13:03

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

"They DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUNS to rule us. End of."

Steady on, Robert from Worcester. It's just a food recycling bin.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 12:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hahahaha

Robert from Worcester gonna be all holed up in his cabin Charles Bronson-style executing hundreds of plastic bin-wielding council employees.

Eugene Sander-Rygar (MPx4A), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

"I wonder if the Daily Mail will publish my comment against the government, based as it is on ignorance and mistrust" - Terry from Laahndon...

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

xp "I don't like bin-days"

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 13:15 (4 years ago) Permalink


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