ITT: ILX posters casually mentioning ilicit or dangerous hobbies they engage in in an attempt to sound cool

I have never taken, nor ever wanted to take, cocaine, though I have spent some time around people loaded on it.

-- Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 19:19 (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

3steban on 1p3 today

link?

FUCK YOU GRADSKI

Which bit is illicit/dangerous? Taking home the ugly chick?

the smirnoff black

(i think it's more "attempt to sound cool")

the recent discovery of his lj and the latest bunch of caped photos have given me way too many irl lolz.

Loll yeah it's really awesome.

Shocking discovery: dedicated troll is a fat nerdy mama's boy with 3 people at his birthday party.

(The old bloke was the father of the fiaance of the engagement party we accidentally crashed after we staggered to the Cambridge after the Caledonian shut early. Apparently, I don't remember.)

i assumed he meant he was staggering drunk and doesnt remember it

haaaaaaaaa xp

cocaine is pretty fun and harmless for the most part, unless you let it take over. it not heroine where all you are is a junkie.

-- Bee OK, Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:09 AM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

My sister could beat you up. Really easily.

-- edwardo, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:46 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh, send me her number then. Most guys have to pay for that service.

-- King Boy Pato, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:48 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I think I ate Wendy's immediately after watching Super Size Me.

-- RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, April 24, 2008 4:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha

I wear shorts during summer, I wear black Reeboks in general. If people have a problem with that, that's THEIR worry, not mine!

-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 June 2005 00:23 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

figured i might as well get this one in here myself just in case

i dont smoke weed as much anymore cuz it usually ends up with me feeling like that

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, April 27, 2008 1:57 AM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

god. you're such a pussy.

me and dan perry are basically the only people who don't toke on this board but you can have a pass because you're like 15 years old

hey chaki why don't you add some more diet coke to your whiskey and then talk about who the pussy is?

tom,
please do not ever start smoking weed.
love,
cory and dalton
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Not even when I'm old and retired? bitches.

you;ll have a prescription by then.

Is there a thread for being the dumper...? That can be pretty stressful as well sometimes. Especially if the person is already the frail and insecure type (I'm speaking from recent experience here)...

-- the next grozart, Monday, April 28, 2008 6:25 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

drunk tombot is the highest person on ILX so I can only imagine what smoking weed would do to his posts

hahaha oh god I was really stoned when I started this, so of course I forgot that TVOTR won, duh.

-- Matos W.K., Friday, December 14, 2007 4:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I have shotgunned a beer or several - in fact I'm not sure I didn't at lunch today

-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, April 23, 2003 4:24 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ she would've been all over the "rubbing one out at work" threads.

with pics

RIP: Albert Hofmann

i have smoked at the old boston garden! not sure if it was allowed but EVERYONE was doing it.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, May 1, 2008 12:17 PM (1 hour ago)

I AM UP LATER THAN ALL OF YOU

speaking of Poles, my gf, who is Polish, always LOLs whenever someone on the telly tries to pronounce the name of Man U reserve goalkeeper Tomasz Kuszczak. They usually say "Cusack" or similar, it is "Kooshz-chak".

-- Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 May 2008 12:13 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you're looking for the BRAGGIN thread, surely? unless there's an alternative pronunciation of kuszczak that could make you chew your tongue off or something?

thread is spiritual cousin of HAY GUYYYYYYYS I'M I'M GETTING LAAAAAAAAYED

(as I was just clarifying to my girlfriend, funnily enough)

thread is spiritual cousin of HAY GUYYYYYYYS I'M I'M GETTING LAAAAAAAAYED

-- MPx4A, 09 May 2008 12:02 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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(as I was just clarifying to my girlfriend, funnily enough)

-- MPx4A, 09 May 2008 12:02 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

consistency is paramount.

marcello has a girlfriend!?

hi chaki!

hey buddy

gettin laid is dangerous/illicit?

In your world

have you not seen his gf's vagina?

"Teeth" is a coming-of-age tale done in the spirit of "Carrie" (1976) in that it carefully examines a young girl becoming a woman. But "Carrie" had a twist: the protagonist Carrie White developed psychic powers, which she then used against the classmates who persistently tormented her. "Teeth" has a similar premise, one that's likely to instill castration anxiety in any oversexed male who watches it.

"Teeth" introduces the concept - for a wider audience - of "vagina dentata" (when translated from Latin, literally means "toothed vagina," as in females having a nifty set of teeth between their legs), the same vagina dentata of ancient mythology given to women as a physical advantage during sexual intercourse and is meant to ward off men from having sex with strange women and instill harsh feelings of castration anxiety in those oversexed men. Writer/director Mitchell Lichtenstein takes his cues from "Carrie" and that ancient mythology to form the basis of his directorial debut; many may not know that "Teeth" is itself a remake of a small Japanese film called "Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy" (2004) (I actually had to laugh at that title).

As a 22-year-old male virgin, some of what I saw in this picture is quite shocking and had me squirming in my seat on more than one occasion, trying to hold on to my manhood (so to speak) and enjoy a well-crafted coming-of-age horror-comedy. But the movie isn't about male-bashing, nor is it really about female empowerment. If you look hard enough, the movie is really about sexual violence, that is violence perpetrated by men upon women and vice versa. In this cinematic battle of the sexes, no one is really favored to win, although it's obvious that most men, young and old, will think twice about having sex with the film's female protagonist by the time the credits begin to roll.

The young heroine of "Teeth" is Dawn (Sundance Award-winner for Best Actress and - who some have called - Meryl Streep-in-training, Jess Weixler), a "pretty but prim" high school virgin who is hanging on to her sexual purity for dear life. In a tightly-knit Midwestern community that has ominous smoke stacks from the local chemical plant looming in the background, Dawn is the shining Christian example of abstinence at her school, where young men and women alike face all sorts of pressures to explore each others' bodies and let go of their virginity. In sex education courses, textbooks are featured that have taped-over diagrams of female genitalia but not male genitalia (a sexist double-standard?).

Things aren't much better at home. The film opens with a rather disturbing childhood incident between Dawn and her step-brother Brad that renders him without the tip of one of his fingers. Now an adult, the psychotic and heavily tattooed Brad (John Hensley) spends his days doing his girlfriend in his bedroom while harboring incestuous feelings toward Dawn.

Dawn only feels the sexual urges to let go of chastity getting stronger when she begins dating the like-minded Tobey (Hale Appleman), who eventually confesses to her that he's not a virgin; she isn't put off by the news, however. One thing leads to another and the two wind up in the sack, but when she rejects him, he forces himself upon her and - chomp! - no more Mr. Willy-Willy for Tobey. It is at this point that any males in the audience are likely to start squirming in their seats when they realize that Dawn has been gifted - or cursed? - with the Toothed Vagina of ancient mythology, and she then begins to use this new physical ability to her advantage against the horny young men who try to get in her pants without her express permission.

"Teeth" is not a particularly well-written first feature, since it can't decide what it wants to be - a horror film, a comedy, or a mix of both - and this is the film's only really big weakness. So, we have to take it for what it is: a horror-comedy. Jess Weixler is phenomenal; I'm not sure if she's really a young Meryl Streep-in-training, but she is a young actress to keep an eye out for and her Sundance award for Best Actress was well-deserved. Like Carrie, you sympathize with the heroine, even as she comes to terms with her new physical ability and blossoming sexuality, and uses them both against her tormentors. I've already pointed out the parallels to Carrie White, but it is pretty clear Lichtenstein is familiar with that story to at least draw some distinctions from that and "Killer Pussy."

The film never really explores the extent of Dawn's Toothed Vagina or how she even achieved it, although there are a few clues here and there. It can be inferred that the vagina dentata are perhaps the next stage in the evolution of the female body (as explained in biology class). Or, are they simply a mutation caused by exposure to harmful chemicals put in the air by the local chemical plant? It's never really explained, and that's a good thing. Lastly, "Teeth" also has a lot of exposed flesh - male and female - and some pretty gruesome special effects sequences (though, weirdly enough, we never actually see Dawn's gift) that'll have any oversexed guys out there thinking twice about asking that pretty but strange new girl out for a date.

OM NOM NOM NOM

indeed

just starting to get a feel for the way of the revivalist

Taking Sides: Crack vs. Crank

eh, i could resist it and i try. but when i'm being personally attacked (^^^) it becomes difficult. especially when i'm at work and can't just go take a bong rip and watch dvds.

-- ian, Saturday, 17 May 2008 01:01 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

In college I was fined fifty dollars for printing out twenty copies of a four hundred page FAQ (Cerebus, IIRC) on twenty different dot matrix printers and basically shutting down the computer lab when half of them jammed.

-- forksclovetofu, Monday, May 19, 2008 2:40 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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