ILX quoted out of context

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (10 years ago) Permalink

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (10 years ago) Permalink

Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

Or even 'I put it.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (9 years ago) Permalink

i take up this challenge with great relish

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

here is a gun, i put it to you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

― joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

this might as well be the latest lol thread

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

Paul's the bizarro Tracer! Comes way early, slips out quietly. Tracer comes way late (if at all), but makes his presence immediately felt!

-- Yanc3y

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

More opportunities for making the sex orgy style?
OK, Tracer, $75

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 31st, 2003. (later)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

this thread has reduced me to tears.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 4th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

waaah

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

it didnt taste so good though, then it melted on my pants.
-- phil-two (philtw...), August 7th, 2003. (phil-two)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

Nick, you are my hero. I wanted to post that last night, but was too lazy to look for the thread.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

We know it's all goin' down in the center. ;)
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 7th, 2003. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

I sure hope that wasn't a Carrot Top reference in the original context.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

Why do I always get that thrust upon me?
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 7th, 2003. (luna.c)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (9 years ago) Permalink

Find that kitty-cat dammit!

-- jewelly (jewelly123...), August 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

Did I thank you for the pork?
-- Kim (grims...), August 4th, 2003 5:36 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

"didn't do it again till yesterday, then did it four times in a row"
- Texas Sam, in AIM

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

well obv!!

i totally heart DD

-- mark s (mar...), August 14th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

it was like drinking an orgasm.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 15th, 2003 12:04 AM. (electricsound)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 August 2003 23:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oh fuck that exclamation point in the dot hole!
-- nickalicious

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:36 (9 years ago) Permalink