Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

yall this thread is more than 2 years old omg

five years off, number three in the country
the proof is in the pudding, yeah the hood wants me

"While bitches Botox, I blow cocks" - Princess Superstar

The girls are in line for the bathroom and everybody knows
The Big Yellow Taxi (Neptunes Remix) by the Counting Crows

where's the thread with the puns that was active yesterday? I lost it and can't remember its title to search :(

I do this for the backpackers and the slackers
The nerdy no-pussy-having computer hackers

I will always <3

To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical douches, in your bushes

I PUTS THE NEEDLE TO THE GROOVE I GETS RUDE AND I'M FORCED TO FUCK IT UP
MY STYLE CARRIES LIKE A PICKUP TRUCK

Snakes get smoked on the set like Brandon Lee
Blown out the frame like Pan-Am flight 103

movin cleverly
with intentions of longevity

Heard you's a peanut-butter lover
You like butter motherfucka?
Well, I was born to buck a knucka
In the mothafuckin' gutta

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
You can't have it, na na na na na

i think the earliest ilx mention of soulja boy is in this thread

You's a feather in my cap
Might say your name, but never ever in my rap

Check the wine list, libations on me
Hors d'ouvres, caviar, it's all free

every since i started working at home, i pretty much just sing "they want efx" to myself at least once a day

snappin' necks around the house

don't get gassed off the hype
cuz you can get smashed with the pipe
and i'mma take the cash and the ice

Now I sip soda with the boy
20 inch blades on the car

That RHYMES

Fuck that, I roll up on the side of your jeep
In the rain asking for change, hidin' my heat
Get smart, I let one fly through your seat
Through ya heart, leave a nigga lyin' beneath

22 inch rims on the 'lac
I guess that was your footprint in the sand, carrying us on your back

SHE STILL MAFIA
STILL EAT TILAPIA

^^^

rock cartier, i'ma chief like an indian
freaks are caribbean, my feets are amphibian

IM RIDIN THROUGH THE A, I DONT KNOW WHERE TO TURN TO
Y'ALL LOOK THIRSTY, MY CUTLASS LOOK LIKE ORANGE JUICE

BALL LIKE DRIZZLE, HEY BITCH YOU GOTTA LEARN TO
NIGGAS SAY THEY UNDERGROUND WELL I'MA SEND MY WORMS THROUGH

KILLA DRO, I'M OUT TOO, BENZ, SAUERKRAUT COUPE
C4 BY THE POUND, I'LL MAKE A NIGGA HOUSE MOVE

RIDE WITH ME SHAWTY WHILE I LET THAT SHOULDER LEAN PLAY
WHITE PEOPLE LIKE ME, IM ON MTV WITH GREEN DAY

GREEN ICE, GREEN K, TACKLES LIKE THE GREEN BAY
KING NIGGA, PUT MY BIRTHDAY ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY

i'm a lion, you moose food, ill tell you what im used to
colorado, cook a mountain of ounces, the truth fool

I DONT TOLERATE
MY IMPALA GRAPE
BRING THE CHOPPER OUT
BET I DISCOMBOBULATE

MY CAR, ACTUALLY
WILLY WONKA FACTORY

BLACK TRIPLE THICK TO THE FLOOR, YOUNG CONGO
I'M GHETTO ME AND TOM CRUISE STILL HAVIN LUNCH THOUGH

wow you guys actually use this thread? smh

EXES, ASIANS
TRANSPARENT RELATIONS

MY ROCKS COST A RECORD FEE, WE POPPIN OFF A TEK OR THREE
BANGKOK ICE BROKER HOPPIN OFF THE JET WITH ME

The gods won't have it
Your girlfriend's not satisfied by you, so she got a rabbit

ME AND TOM CRUISE STILL HAVIN LUNCH THOUGH

....n/h

I'm the keeper of the key to all creativity
and i will give you writer's block if you abandon me

haha who is that Tom Cruise one?

they're all young dro

the last dro I got was 'I am Legend' - has anything good dropped since?

'clean with it' 'dro rock diamonds' 'on fire'

Pull the rug on 'em, pull the plug on 'em
Have 'em callin' up all they closest thug friends

Eatin at the katsuya with some of my yakuza japanese homies
Plottin on all of you rap losers

An oldie, but its been keepin' my head ringin' lately...

Its the D-R-E the Spectacular,
In a party I go for your neck, so call me Blackula.

Got her makin' up brand new dances
She gets low to the ground like antses

I ain't about givin niggas a chance
And I still write shit that make my brother wanna get up and dance - lil fame

bitches be up on the block like "i'm sick of you"
and I'm like "bitch please i'm dicking you"