“Started by horny in December 2002,”
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
we've always assumed horny did have his christmas fuck but what if he was alone? what if his christmas stocking was put to another, sadder use that day?
― omar little, Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link
nice
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
Thanks, it's not really the Christmas we were hoping for but it's better than the alternative.
BTW, I don't know if it's been mentioned upthread but the annual sex after putting the kids to bed and putting presents under the tree is a great tradition.
And so is this thread.
― Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link
best of luck to you and your wife, DDW!
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:44 (six years ago) link
er, re the hysterectomy, not the christmas fuck
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link
^grinch
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 December 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link
lol dan thanks
Maybe if I show her this thread we can have the seven days of Xmas fucking?
I have a friend who, about ten years ago, made a pact with his wife to have sex at every holiday party that they attended in the month of December. You can imagine the furtive dirtiness of that quest.
They went 6 out of 7, which I thought was a pretty strong showing considering the number of bathroom and coatroom quickies that they pulled off.
― Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link
haven't had any play for 11 years now, bout to make it 12. Joseph got more action
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link
dandy don that pact sounds splendid
― infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link
'tis the season...
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 24 December 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
to be fuckin’
― H00kup with Jaundice Singles!! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 24 December 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link
Christmas present! pic.twitter.com/vVYE8Tsovr— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) December 25, 2018
Andrew Adonis obviously has.
― calzino, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link
Once, because we thought we wouldn't get time, Christmas being a crazy time etc.
And The next day, because we were wrong about that..
― Mark G, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 13:13 (five years ago) link
Bf asked if I’d ever had sex in my parents house since moving out and the answer is definitely not
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 16:48 (five years ago) link
*ahem*
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 25 December 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
*plop*
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 25 December 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
^the og plopper has logged on
― ||||||||, Friday, 25 December 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
Specific user horny
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 December 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link
and so this is Christmasand what have you doneanother year olderyour finger in your bum
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 December 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
and so this is ChristmasI hope you have cumThe barely legal onesThe milfs and the hung
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 25 December 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
mind your business
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 December 2023 21:05 (four months ago) link
By getting busy
― Evan, Sunday, 24 December 2023 21:27 (four months ago) link
with the fizzy
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 24 December 2023 22:11 (four months ago) link
it is just me and this champagne bottle here after all
― imago, Sunday, 24 December 2023 22:12 (four months ago) link
Christmas is a serious time for quiet contemplation and reflection.
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 December 2023 22:48 (four months ago) link
I can’t wait
― H.P, Sunday, 24 December 2023 23:48 (four months ago) link
god dammit now i'm thinking about last christmas, that was nice
this christmas eve i've been visited by three ghosts so far
still waiting for that bastard clyde to show up
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 25 December 2023 01:12 (four months ago) link
^^^^took me a few minutes, but I got it, excellent work Kate
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 25 December 2023 02:18 (four months ago) link