ILX'S 100 GREATEST VIDEO GAMES EVER

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MONKEY ISLAND, BITCHES

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

*plz*

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Chrono Trigger is another one of those games where you get too powerful too fast, and there's just an infinitude of awesome combos and powers you can acquire, but never actually would in the course of playing the thing.

This is literally the only thing I can think of that's wrong with this game.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Civilization

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Wot no Toejam & Earl?

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

#10: The Secret of Monkey Island (1990)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Mi1cover.jpg
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Developer:Lucasfilm Games
Publisher:Lucasfilm Games
Original format:PC DOS
Highest position:#1, upt0eleven, emil.y

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

YAY! Funniest game I've ever played.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Too low. Ah well, at least it made the top 10.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

If Toejam & Earl would have been ported to other systems, it would have broken into the top 75, I bet. As it is, anyone who never got a Genesis missed out. I actually never sat down and beat it until a few months ago, when I downloaded it onto my Wii.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

i have a 1989 copy of C+VG somewhere that has a preview of this, but i didn't play it till 1994 :(

so good tho

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

256 colour VGA graphics have never been bettered with their pixelly goodness

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I first played the CD version that came with one of those Lucasarts Archives sets. The original version had only 16 colors!

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

The LucasArts Archives Vol. III (1997)
- Afterlife
- The Dig
- Full Throttle
- Monkey Island Madness (a compilation disc of The Secret of Monkey Island and Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge)
- Star Wars: Dark Forces
- LucasArts Super Sampler 2 disc featuring demos of The Curse of Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and his Desktop Adventures, Outlaws, Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II, Star Wars: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter, and Star Wars: Yoda Stories.

f'in awesome

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Top ten will all be games form the 80s I've never played

Lamp, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Was Earthworm Jim nominated?

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Along with maybe Dagger of Amon Ra, Monkey Island was the pinnacle of the mouse-based graphic adventure. No dead ends, no dying, puzzles that were genuinely fun to figure out, an amazing soundtrack, and the lushest pixel-painted world ever realized. I love Melee Island in all its blue-black glory, punctuated by glowing yellow windows...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Dial-A-Pirate wheel online.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

#9: Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Sonic_The_Hedgehog_-EUR-.PNG
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Developer:Sonic Team
Publisher:Sega
Original format:Sega Mega Drive
Highest position:#2, mehlt

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link

would have been ok with this as number one

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, so sonic's ahead of all the mario games?

circles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

as it should be

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Thought that'd be higher.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

It took a hit because only the first game of the series was nominated, which isn't the best. The huge, freeform maps didn't appear until Sonic CD and Sonic 2.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Can we wrap up this thread so I can get on with the rest of my life, plz? I've got papers to write.

Sonic's a decent game, but if I were heading off to a desert island there'd be at least 100 others I'd pick first.

xpost Super Mario World hasn't come up yet.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

up down left right A B C start

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, so sonic's ahead of all the mario games?

Surely an effect of vote-splitting - there was only one Sonic game nommed versus half a dozen Marios. Given the restrictions on nominations, that spread probably gives a clearer indicator of ILX's collective preference on this battle.

But Sonic is still fucking great.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah, that's true (xp mario world)

did sega do a lot better in the uk? i knew some kids who had them, but everyone had an nes and snes

circles, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

For some foolish reason I begged for the Genesis over the SNES and got it. I think at that particular moment the Genesis was cheaper, and with Sonic in the deck the two systems were fairly comparable. Unfortunately, it turned out that the last 2-3 years of the SNES produced an absolute slew of stone-cold classic games, whereas the Genesis kind of just puttered on, getting somehow more grainy-looking with each game.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Not just the UK, Europe and South America as well were areas with much bigger Sega penetration than Nintendo.

xp

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz2.jpg

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Bloody hell. Is that real?

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

#8: Lemmings (1991)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Lemmings-BoxScan.jpg
http://dailyscreenshots.de/screenshot/lemmings/amiga-1331451
Developer:DMA Design
Publisher:Psygnosis
Original format:Commodore Amiga
Highest position:emil.y, #4

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

still amazed that these people are the same guys that have just put out GTA IV

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

what the fuck

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

lemmings was cute for like two days

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

It's only as I contemplate what puzzle games I like better than Lemmings that I notice the conspicuous absence of Dr. Mario.

Z S, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Lemmings is possibly the perfect mobile phone game.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Brilliant game but there's never been a perfect version of it. Eventually too much of the challenge comes from hitting the right lemming at the exact right time.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

NES version was fucked so you could get in an infinite loop that stopped you finishing a level. Coz of that--fuck it.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted high for nostalgia, didn't expect it to zoom so far up. It's one of the few games I played LOADS, though.

emil.y, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

xxxxxxpost sega ads

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I like Lemmings 2: Tribes a lot as well. More jobs, less fiddly staircase shit.

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

#7: Super Mario Kart (1992)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Supermariokart_box.JPG
http://www.fabricoffolly.co.uk/images/games/supermariokart.gif
Developer:Nintendo EAD
Publisher:Nintendo
Original format:SNES
Highest position:#1, Alex In Baltimore

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Never liked this at all - but the N64 version was a big hit.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

so many teenage punch-ups over this game

DG, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Battle Zone 4 FTW

abanana, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

lol the karts are small as fuck compared to now.

Raw Patrick, Sunday, 4 May 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link


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