The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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ah, I see. He was sincere about it. I don't see the problem though.

President Keyes, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link

hey if you don’t see a problem with giving donald trump credit for his understanding of race then i dunno what to tell you

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 December 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

maybe spend a minute thinking about the venue for this most recent display of wokeness

rob, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

ok He says "Donald Trump is a racist" but then notes the irony of him engaging in a call-out. Calling him "woke" was a joke. I dunno what to tell you guys.

President Keyes, Friday, 1 December 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link

I never knew the story behind that nickname but if what Trevor says is true ... otm

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

Her explanation is that her family always told her she was part Native American and she never looked into her genealogy

President Keyes, Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

TDS knew that suggesting trump was woke would make some waves, so they made out happen, however labored and clumsy

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Saturday, 2 December 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

that clip of his stand-up routine downplaying the Marikana massacre of striking miners is fucking insane.
especially the presumption that strikes are things to be broken.
the tear gas wasn't working so what else can you do but spray machine gun fire into a crowd?

President Keyes, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

So new neighbor moved next to us a few months ago. Was walking the dog and chatted with him briefly. Dude wasn't wearing a shirt and is covered in tats. Noticed one tattoo on his abdomen said "Fuck Trevor Noah". Spent the last several days trying to process this.

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Friday, 18 March 2022 17:39 (two years ago) link

Like I know from watching my wife and friends go through getting a tattoo that it's a process, right? You have to conceive of the tattoo, sketch it out, make an appointment, wait a while, get it inked, make another appt for more ink, etc. At no point did this guy think "am I making good choices?" or "will my beef with a Comedy Central host subside in time?" So many questions!

bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Friday, 18 March 2022 17:43 (two years ago) link

maybe it's the first item on a to-do list

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2022 21:03 (two years ago) link

Please ask him about it and report back. He wants to tell you about it, promise.

brisk money (lukas), Friday, 18 March 2022 23:21 (two years ago) link

Jon Stewart fanatic

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 18 March 2022 23:28 (two years ago) link

The other arm says "I want to"

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 18 March 2022 23:28 (two years ago) link

You have to conceive of the tattoo, sketch it out, make an appointment, wait a while, get it inked, make another appt for more ink, etc

You're vastly overestimating how long it takes for a stupid idea to be permanently etched on the human body. The tattoo artist didn't have to invent a font to make that transfer.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 18 March 2022 23:30 (two years ago) link


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