Chicago: More Bars in More Places

good tip on the checking in at home. i just did, but it says we don't have assigned seats and when i looked at the seat selector thing, there are no seats left. should i be worried?

response from crazy possibly-stolen-bike-selling person from yesterday (after I asked what make and model the bike is):

HI, how would I know that, Bikes do not come with makes and model information written on them. I sell used bikes, I don't ask the auctions what year the bikes were made in, i just check them out and if they are worthy, I purchase them , that's pretty much the same thing you have to do. Check the bike out and if you find it worthy, you buy it. That's the way it works. thanks.

Colette - Are you flying Southwest? They don't assign seats. Otherwise, I don't know. I've never encountered that before. I would call and find out WTF is going on, were I in your position.

lol ChuckleBot

I want to slap bike dude.

Hi, I think I will go to Hot Doug's now, ok bye.

JEALOUS

OMG HOT DOUG'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssss.............

Sorry. I'm hungry and I just ate my last two butter rum Lifesavers.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?

Enh, I'd only be jealous if I knew he was getting meat sausage.

You're right Dan, the missed opportunity makes me more angry than jealous.

Fuck you guys I'm going to Weiner Circle.

(not really, but do you think you can get a hot dog without being called a motherfucker there during daylight hours?)

Yes - Wiener Circle only turns into Douche Palace after like 10.

The Frankenwurst: One-Half Pound of Pure All-Beef Pleasure with your choice of condiments

^^^might be too much

Blue Cheese Pork Sausage with Morello Cherry Cream Sauce and Dried Apricots

^^^now we're talkin

wait I should go to hot doug's. I am unemployed!

GO, GO FOR ALL OF US

JEALOUS

-- Jordan, Friday, September 28, 2007 12:03 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you crazy kids and your encased meats.

Bikes do not come with makes and model information written on them

what a moran

Spicy Smoked Alligator Sausage with "Remoulade" Butter and Smoked Gouda Cheese

I had this, it's pretty good.

Mexican Chorizo with Tomatillo Mole and Pepper-Jack Cheese
$6.00

Oh, I would do things to their chorizo.

don't play with your food, just eat it

I think for now I'll just have another cup of half-caff. I went nuts this morning and made half-strength coffee instead of decaf! I was feeling optimistic about caffeine's effects on me. So far, so good, but again I'm not the slightest bit hungry.

my friend who works at whole foods has been bringing the most amazing sausages to bbqs lately no homo ... last time was a chorizo one, and a blue cheese one, and some others i am forgetting

Further emailing with Ross

ME:
Oh cool. A friend just told me that this was you!!!
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/432863113.html

Way to be a shady character!
******************************

ROSS: Hi yes some idiot posted that about me yesterday just because I got tired of emialing him BACK AND FORTH AND ANSWERING ALL KINDS OF RIDICULOUS QUESTIONS. IT'S COOL YOU CAN BY INTO THIS CRAP IF YOU WANT. IT'S YOUR LOSS. I HAVE BEEN DOING BUSINESS HERE FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS AND MY REGULAR CUSTOMERS KEEP COMING BACK EACH YEAR BECAUSE I TREAT THEM FAIR. IT'S A SHAME TO BE SO NAIVE ON YOUR PART

Anyway take care and good luck finding another bike.
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Hey Jesse. it's like I told you before , you are way too hung up on this frame size crap. it all depends on some minor adjustments to the bike that's all

Take care dude, and stop buying into this negative crap you read on craigslist. You do not even realize that you have just insuted one of the more righteous sellers on the list.

By now
****************

Hi Ross

Fuck off

Jesse

I'm not proud of that last part, but I got home from the bar and I spoke from my heart.

haha

And yes, it was I who was into O de la H.

GOOD LUCK FINDING ANOTHER BIKE DUDE, CUZ I AM STEALING THEM **ALLL**

That's just insuting.

Haha. It's not something I should be emialing to a righteous seller.

surprised he spelled "righteous" correctly

i had a student write the word "rong" three times on a quiz

RIGHTEOUS SELLER

xpost Maybe your student reads ILX?

haha Amanda has noize students.

Re Amanda's students, the surefire way to tell is to give them a D and see if they email back "Why u brake haert?"

He decided to write a history paper on Roflmao Tse Tung.

Also that reminds me that my mom's school distributed some kind of pamphlet giving the translations for common IM/text-speak spellings and abbreviations, so that teachers will know what the kids are talking about when they...intercept ingeniously coded msgs from the airwaves...? The only one she could remember was "LOL". Oh moms.

This is the part where I say "you have to know the rules in order to break them"

We're not quite there yet.

wtf
i just got an email from barack obama:

Subject: Hey

I'm just now leaving New York, and you've got me fired up.

SIZZLIN

Crepey.

I'm imagining Barack stopping to touch his nipples as he wrote that.

"hey"?

be slightly more presidential pls

haha
i got that email too

Oh boo no Obama spam for me. But I did get this one:

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Still haven't heard back from Ross yet...