OK so uh this is where you explain to us who you actually are because yr new username is a little cryptic

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i am jiminy cricket

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

also i have a sharp rock in the soft bed under my fingernail from digging in the sand today.

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

it hurts like a mofo

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ow.

― remy bean, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

You must be a prince of the blood, then.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Rickey here.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Bill Drummond Is Dead. (I mean, the old cunt doesn't even listen to music anymore.)

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

GZeus, Darramous, Marissa_Marchant, Louis Jagger... ALL AVAILABLE NOW

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK OFF FORKS (v2.0)

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

yay Esteban!

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope that this new home will allow us to work out our sexual tension, Esteban.
Clearly there's a lot of pent up energy you still need to release.
May I offer you a wallaby?

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ... available now.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I am a self-styled Reverend.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

so, which sock puppets haven't been claimed yet? anybody nabbed wrinklepaws?

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

here's another idea: let's bet who's going to regret registering with the names they did. hoosten will have to be tired of that shit in a week. i already hate what i have here.

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

<i>I AM PAUL EDWARD WAGEMANN AND I DIED FOR YOUR SINS, CRETIN.</i>

This dude.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, fuck an HTML.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, I am one of those people, I didn't realize I'd be stuck. But it works well enough.

― The Reverend, Thursday, 22 February 2007 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I am the highest boss level on Street Fighter 2.

― m bison, Thursday, 22 February 2007 06:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i think this is me. it's all very confusing.

― sleeve, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I are still me!

http://i18.tinypic.com/4cu7ipe.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:33 (seventeen years ago) link

This is all very confusing. Who is "theantmustdance"? Who is "the table is the table"?

― StanM, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am the poster formerly known as alext, rolling out my nu-old interweb id to the nu-ilx.

― byebyepride, Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still treefell

― treefell, Thursday, 22 February 2007 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I am C J, previously known as C J. Occasionally I am Unruly.

― C J, Thursday, 22 February 2007 09:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Still M.D.C.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm Tom Ewing. This was always my login name and now it seems to be my 'board' name too.

― Groke, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Fortunately nobody had stolen my name.

― Archel, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

But then I WOULD say that wouldn't I bwahaha...

― Archel, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm Ncik Suothall.

― Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I remain robster

― robster, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:27 (seventeen years ago) link

HoBB

― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:30 (seventeen years ago) link

you ken c clearly who i am

― ken c, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

It was never cryptic beforehand. It isn't now. I'm Mark S.

― Pete, Thursday, 22 February 2007 10:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm spartacus

― Alan, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

This is like the old riddle

one mark s always lies, one always tells the truth, you can ask them both one question what do you ask?

except that you don't have to, one is obviously pete and he is the one that always lies.

― Ed, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm Tiger Woods.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I should so go into bomb disposal. Cut the blue wire!

― Pete, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete, if i asked Mark which was the delete ilx button, what would he say?

― Alan, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Cut the blue wire!

― Pete, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

aw just like old times

― blueski, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Has TV's Bradley Walsh been booked and confirmed for the official opening ceremony yet?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

):|

i remain joan jett's real actual girlfriend

― mark s, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, Non-Masonic Kate, I assumed you were going to grab the user name "Kate" so I decided to just be "Masonic Boom" to avoid confusion. Now this is going to be even MORE confusing.

I'm the paisley, rolling london walking, hyperactive when she eats the carrot cake, loopy, gushing, frequently crushing, maths trance Kate. With added extra Masonic BOOM!

― Masonic Boom, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

So I can't be teh_kit anymore?
MAH BALLS.

― g-kit, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ people picking a 'funny for 30 seconds' psuedonym before realising they're stuck with it. It's a bit like that dream I had in which I'd drunkenly had a vagina tattooed on my forehead.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Kate, you are the more famous or is that infamous of us two Kate's where ILX is concerned so I felt you had more right to Kate plain and simple than I did. I guess neither of us have it now :)

― Kate, non masonic, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

<>: )

― RJG, Thursday, 22 February 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

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