Sub-editors: how can I avoid killing them?

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haha forgive my typo please. long day.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Incidentally, Stet, the recruitment section of your paper had a surfeit of inappropriate apostrophes today. I sat at my desk and went "grrr". Don't show Madchen, she'll go batshit insane :)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

(actually, you work for the sunday bit, don't you, never mind, someone in your organisation must die)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I would be willing to bet, from the drivel talked on here, that the questioner's piece was dreadful. And that all the originality and flair was best removed. No guarantees that I'm right, but I'd fancy my chances.

Also, the most brilliant person I've ever known, the most brilliant person on ILX in my view, and its most dazzlingly good writer (all one person) is a sub-editor.

Ailsa, does anyone generally copy-edit job ads?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

"a surfeit of inappropriate apostrophes" is an amazing phrase. kate bush is jotting it down now for use on her next album.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Not really, mimi. The job -- and the term -- comes from being literally the substitute for the editor: having final say over what the stories say, and in the case of the chief sub, which of them run. On top of that, it incorporates all the text-handling duties of the US-style copydesk. Course, there's a delicate balance in that the desk editors have a say, but the subs handle the copy last :)

Ailsa: it has no subs! All those sections make me weep (I'm on the daily, btw)
xposts ahoy

stet (stet), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

And that all the originality and flair was best removed.

that's the thing! if your writing truly does show originality and flair, that'll shine through no matter what the red pen does to it. trust me, a couple of word substitutions and deleted repetitions are not going to scratch the gleam off the hope diamond.

The job -- and the term -- comes from being literally the substitute for the editor

gotcha. don't understand why an editor would need a substitute, but i'm satisfied with your answer.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

the u.s. system pwns you obv. :-P

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry, not an editor, the editor. According to the idea that the editor has the final say over everything in the paper, the subs stand in for the potentate while he or she beats up their star spouse or fiddles the stock exchange.

OTM re: flair. I find the ones who sound off the most about having it removed had hardly any to begin with, just high-school gimmery.

xpost: yeh? come and compete nationally with six quality papers and five tabloids for a market of five million readers in a landmass smaller than Oregon. You people don't know you're born!

stet (stet), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

does anyone generally copy-edit job ads?

I have no idea. You'd think, somewhere along the line, someone would, especially if it's in a national publication. The Her4ld is joyous compared to the horror that is the jobc3ntre website. Today I saw an advert for a job that required the applicant to work in a "fast paste environment". OK, "paced" *sounds* like "paste", but still, GET ONE COMMON SENSE!

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 18 November 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

But it was a decorating job!

Alba (Alba), Friday, 18 November 2005 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i became 1xsub = my lifeplan is 2 abolish all spaces between words n thort it best 2 oper8 from within

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 19 November 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I WRITE AS THE MUSE TAKES ME AND ALL MUST ACCEPT IT. (I lie.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 November 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

All this talk of "flair" reminds me of:
http://livingstonsite.tripod.com/officespace8.jpg

Maria :D (Maria D.), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:38 (eighteen years ago) link

doh

That was supposed to be Jennifer Aniston in Office Space, wearing "flair" buttons.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I have sat on both sides of the editing table at various times. I think the more experienced and confident the writer, the less vested they become in each word and sentence. Most of them learn to recognize editors as allies and to respect editors' craft. They take editing less personally. Fledgling writers who have something to prove are insecure and feel like if you mess with their sentences, you're messing with their art. Loggy McLogout clearly has to get over himself and gain some skills and confidence. Starting out with such a disdain for subs doesn't bode well for his future.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Most of them learn to recognize editors as allies and to respect editors' craft.

"editors as allies" is very true. most editors want to have good working relationships with their writers. they want a stable of talented, reliable, open-minded people to draw from (and then all those fledgling jelus mofos can call it nepotism). you can't do that if you're a bridge-burning asshole.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 19 November 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

seeing the other side of it -- deadlines do exist, and the closer you get to 'em, the less thrilled an editor is going to be about stopping to mentor you.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 19 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

X-post to Ailsa: I thought advertisements just go in exactly as they are sent, so the fault for mistakes lies with whoever's placing the ad. If there's an advert for a big, shiny car and they've spelled it Frod, it's the ad agency's fault, innit?

The ad I answered to get my current job was riddled with mistakes, quite big ones too - a pretty good indicator of how crap our personnel section is, as it turns out - but I think it worked in my favour because I was one of very few people who went for it after realising that the length of the contract was 18 months and not 18 days as stated.

Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 19 November 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

how does one go about becoming a sub? where should i start looking?

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Start at the Press Association like all our friends and bandmates...

Sophisticated Boom Boom (kate), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

She's just a girl who works in a pizza parlor, Rat. Look at you, sub-editor to the editor at the paper of record, member of the honor roll -if she can't smell your qualifications, forget about her.

k/l (Ken L), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Clearly the Shimura Curves should take over the PA and dole out sub-editorships as political prizes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

oh PA! hm, that isn't a bad idea. wonder if they take part-timers.

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Sending emails...
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wtf does it mean when it says that, please?

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Means that someone on this thread wanted every response to it posted to them individually as an e-mail. Scary but true.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

You'd be surprised at the number of London indie bands from our scene who work/have worked at the PA. J@ne L011ies, Chr1$ t/T, D31i@, Sp33d 0f S0unc| etc. etc. etc.

Sophisticated Boom Boom (kate), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, the most brilliant person I've ever known, the most brilliant person on ILX in my view, and its most dazzlingly good writer (all one person) is a sub-editor.

http://homepage.mac.com/mattvant/Pix/TravMatt.jpg
"Aw thanks, Martin!"

Stark Minker (Ken L), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

how does one go about becoming a sub? where should i start looking?

one starts as a reporter and works their way up :)

what training do you have, emsk? the NUJ runs subbing courses all over the place: they'd be a good place to start.

also: i fear a large part of PA's subbing operation is now in yorkshire somewhere. (or is it lancashire? no, that's northern and shell. ach: subs please check.)

if you want, drop me an e-mail off board (use the webmail link or i'll not see it for years) and i can give you the benefit of my immense wisdom hem-hem-hem.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

ooh, and if any subs reading this want a job in singapore, e-mail me.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

nb: stet, except you.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

How about a job where I don't have to leave my apartment (except for key supplies like beer)?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

nothing right now, sir. try again next week.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't they chop your hands off in Singapore if you make a punctuation error?

Alba (Alba), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

email sent. it wouldn't let me send to private address so it's gone to your screen one...

emsk ( emsk), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't they chop your hands off in Singapore if you make a punctuation error?

No wonder RJG is on the run.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

it wouldn't let me send to private address

oh, wank. wonder why? goddamn ilx. never mind. i found it (in my spam folder) and shall reply when sober, over the weekend.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 25 November 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

But if you reply now there could be merriment.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 November 2005 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

don't add commas to my piece or take them away you motherfuckers! I put them in for a reason and I can use them more effectively than you!!!

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 25 November 2005 23:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I have dealt with writers who used commas like sprinkles on ice cream. Ornamental punctuation. If they went more than 5 or 6 words without one they started to get itchy. And then they would leave them out in places that needed them.

(And here's a peeve: That scene in Shattered Glass where the publisher makes the whole editing staff go through the whole magazine circling every comma to make sure that each one has a complementary comma to go with it. Which only makes sense when you're using commas to set off a clause, not if you're breaking up discrete parts of a sentence. It was like, the movie was trying to show these wonky editors hard at wonky work, but it got the details wrong.

Then of course there's the move where Drew Barrymore is a copyeditor at a Chicago newspaper with her own office and personal assistant. Oh how I laughed. And cried.)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 25 November 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I put them in for a reason and I can use them more effectively than you!!!

you're joking, of course, ronan. but let's just assume that this is a parallel universe and you're not ...

1) i wouldn't trust anyone who uses three dog-dicks to have the first idea what to do with a comma ;)

2) did you ever write a dissertation on commas? 'cos i did. you can read it if you want. no, really. come back ...

anyway. that's not why i came here. i came to say: emsk, did you get my e-mail? any use?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

grimly, was your dissertation marked by RJG?

ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

tragically, no ... but i've had a GREAT idea for his birthday. where's that specialist bookbinder's number gone?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

yes i did! and thank you SO much! it's exactly the stuff i need to know. i keep meaning to reply but have been running around all over the place the last week. please don't think it's not appreciated though, because it really is...

emsk ( emsk), Monday, 5 December 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Then of course there's the move where Drew Barrymore is a copyeditor at a Chicago newspaper with her own office and personal assistant. Oh how I laughed. And cried.)

this is my favorite movie ever! her name is JOSIE GROSSIE!

mies van der rohffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i avoided that film because the premise seemed to be that DB could only find fulfilment as a "writer", and not as a copyeditor. grrrrrrRRR.

emsk: no worries at all! glad to be of service.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

No, I think the premise is that it's OK to be a teacher and perv at your pupils if they look like Drew Barrymore.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

i avoided that film because the premise seemed to be that DB could only find fulfilment as a "writer", and not as a copyeditor. grrrrrrRRR.

they're both pretty thankless jobs. (well, except drew-as-writer gets to kiss the cute, with-it teacher at the end.)

mies van der rohffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

but yeah, it would be great to have a copy editor love story ("i found her knowledge of words into type... bewitching").

mies van der rohffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

"then she left me hanging, like a misrelated participle."

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link


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