what is the best japanese canned coffee

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PRIDE OF BOSS just in case anyone is rushing out to pick it up is one of the worst canned coffees i've tasted.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 08:25 (six years ago) link

damn i was about to get a PRIDE OF BOSS tattoo, thx for info

brimstead, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the coca-cola coffee plus is probably the finest coffee cola ever formulated. i'm comparing it to pepsi kona, mostly. i never thought coffee worked with pepsi's formulation, which is heavier on citrus peel flavors, but it works with standard coke, which is heavier on vanilla, baking spices and a rounder sweeter orange flavor. it also works because it dials back the cola flavor so that coffee plus mostly works as a sort of syrupy sweet canned coffee cut by the bite of carbonation.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Friday, 27 October 2017 16:51 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfTnvslZuF4

check out my unboxing video too

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Friday, 27 October 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

agree strongly re: pepsi vs coke w/r/t combining w/coffee

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

fuck

where are these coffee colas

j., Friday, 27 October 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

coca-cola blak, i saw that in canadian discount supermarkets within the last five years. it wasn't great. pepsi has always been willing to experiment, though. pepsi jazz had a coffee and cream version. parts of eastern europe and central america got pepsi cappuccino and pepsi tarik, a milder formulation is still available intermittently in southeast asia. a sugarfree version of coffee plus is coming to australia soon.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Friday, 27 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

FWIW I find the nu-premium American canned/cartonned coffees from companies like Stumptown and Blue Bottle to be pretty disappointing too, not as bad as some of the cheaper options but hardly worth their premium prices. Canned coffee is just not a good thing in general. Especially if you're used to having the milk and/or sugar amount exactly to your liking.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 27 October 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

yeah stumptown is good coffee but the canned stuff is $5 worth of garbage

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 27 October 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link

Thank you for your long-awaited review & unboxing dylann!

Here's my review:
https://i.imgur.com/tJ3q9xT.jpg

Coca-Cola Coffee Plus
3.2/5.0

The nose was what you'd expect from this Frankenstein monster: equal doses of roasted coffee and kola bean cherries.

AFAIK Japanese Coke still uses cane sugar rather than HFCS, but Coca-Cola Coffee Plus was definitely that numbing chemical fructose sweetness that you get back home.

The back end was a better balance of the two beverages playing hard against each other. I've been known to add cold brew concentrate to Topo Chico (ed note: as of recently also a Coca-Cola product) and I was getting a touch of those bright and smoky roasted notes here, with obviously much more sweetness.

Also worth noting: holy fuck does this jack you up. I was doing pushups around 3am trying to ward off the after-effects of the caffeine.

In summary, probably more of an energy drink than a refreshing beverage. Worth trying for the novelty, will not buy again.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 27 October 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

lol at that unboxing video. More like a molestation film! Anyway happy to see this thread revived. Need more jap coffee in my life for sure. The selection at the locals is restricted to 2 or 3 standbys: that 12 oz kona shit and some random 8 oz black.

calstars, Saturday, 28 October 2017 01:18 (six years ago) link

Will ask wife to re-patriot a couple when she travels over there and back later this year

calstars, Saturday, 28 October 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link

hey guys thanks for the support on the unboxing video i'm just getting the hang of things so i shot a new one today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjixmlid8hk

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 29 October 2017 12:50 (six years ago) link

Definite articles: big in Japan

calstars, Sunday, 29 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://www.imagebam.com/image/646acf95628328

Ohio gozaimasu

calstars, Saturday, 25 August 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

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calstars, Saturday, 25 August 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

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calstars, Saturday, 25 August 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

https://image.ibb.co/mbO3Q9/1_ED3_DBA7_4_D52_4020_BAFF_EF022_CBC061_B.jpg
Best can award

calstars, Thursday, 30 August 2018 07:51 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

森彦の珈琲 cafe au lait. I’ve finally found a can coffee with milk and an acceptably tiny amount of sugar.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 21 September 2019 01:35 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

Decent and cheap
https://i.imgur.com/1rHbDlE.jpg

calstars, Friday, 5 June 2020 11:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

i've never seen that what is it italian?

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Monday, 6 July 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Faux Italian, actually
Pokka brand

calstars, Monday, 6 July 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

i just notticed the netto terfofagot and thought it might be pokka for italy only
ill keep an eye out

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Monday, 6 July 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

are you calstars in italy?

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Monday, 6 July 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

NYC

calstars, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

i drank this in the basement of a sort of mall below ueno station, down ameyoko.

How did this gorgeous post from dylannn upthread get no response?

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 6 July 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/sW4yYeX.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/RGpdgWl.jpg

10% Hawaiian Kona beans / product of Japan

Cold can. Pours dark but tastes creamy. On the sweeter side. Coffee essence can be enjoyed while drinking but fades quickly. Invites speedy consumption. Kind of like coffee flavored water.

calstars, Sunday, 27 December 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

whatever, I love this stuff fuck y’all

brimstead, Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

right, calstars, it’s not for sipping

brimstead, Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

Is it good heated?

nickn, Monday, 28 December 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca8s0aXpegp/?utm_medium=copy_link

calstars, Friday, 11 March 2022 12:09 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/ihsEXpW.jpg

Good balance of milk and sugar. Inoffensive

calstars, Thursday, 5 May 2022 18:48 (two years ago) link

would love to hear from dylannn again

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 7 May 2022 00:35 (two years ago) link

sorry Calstars, not to slight your entertaining posts itt!

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 7 May 2022 00:35 (two years ago) link

Nah bro, I’d love to hear from him too, it’s half the reason I post here

calstars, Saturday, 7 May 2022 01:39 (two years ago) link

So weird this got revived today, as I happened to be at a Korean mart the other day and bought a can of Boss Premium. LOVED it. Not too sweet, not too milky, delicious cold.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 7 May 2022 09:03 (two years ago) link

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0485/3497/8716/products/boss-premium-boss_360x360.png?v=1618030888

I notice Dyl mostly seemed to dislike the Boss ones, I've not had any others like Pokka to compare (despite what I said upthread haha)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 7 May 2022 09:06 (two years ago) link

Australian iced/milk coffees are ubiquitous but uniformly far too milky, and way too mild/sweet for my taste.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 7 May 2022 09:07 (two years ago) link

recently, i enjoyed the low sugar georgia shot & break, as well as the coffee & milk version (the label reads "condensed taste," which i somehow took to mean that it contained condensed milk, so i was expecting a longevity brand aftertaste)(the japanese love for american coffee and coffee culture will make this impossible but it would be cool to have some kind of bottled riff on vietnamese coffee, not much different from sugary canned coffee in general but maybe do something with the bean selection).

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 8 May 2022 05:36 (two years ago) link

having tried nearly every innovation in japanese canned coffee as i've seen them, i realize sadly that the few manufacturers fool around with viscosity, bitterness, sweetness of core recipes but don't offer many truly novel beverages. they all taste the same. even the fanciest georgia cold brew or craft boss, i don't know if they do anything but water down their original recipe.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 8 May 2022 05:39 (two years ago) link

i'll try my best to review some canned coffee.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 8 May 2022 05:54 (two years ago) link

http://imgur.com/oQpZcNA.jpg

i believe the "bitter latte" iteration of the georgia nista line is already out of stores. a straight and a caramel latte are still available. although it's just another shot of vegetable oil and sugar, the bottle design is attractive, at least. i like the pastel forest green-type color. perhaps "nista" is meant to suggest "barista," but i'm only guessing. despite the promise of bitterness, milk is more prominent. i would not reach for this over georgia's own low sugar "japan craftsman" coffee or the—to me, indistinguishable—low sugar shot & break.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 8 May 2022 06:21 (two years ago) link

http://imgur.com/L4nAktZ.jpg

i thought there might be something interesting in the archive. not really. this is a curiosity from late in 2018, at the tail end of the clear beverage fad. it was as poorly received as the rest of them. it was a novelty. carbonation would have cut the artificial sweetener.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 8 May 2022 06:37 (two years ago) link

At this point the can design aesthetics are probably my favorite part of the J-coffee experience

calstars, Monday, 9 May 2022 15:33 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/WeChIgV.jpeg

like i said, i don't drink the stuff anymore but. i've been forced by to start going to the only unchained grocery store in the neighborhood. there are five or six grocery stores within easy walking distance, three that you could call full supermarkets. out of the three, two are big chains. one i've taken off my list because it's on two floors (the way the escalators are positioned, this forces shoppers to buy dry ingredients, then go down to the basement to buy fresh ingredients, then go directly to the register, with backtracking difficult), and the other, formerly my favorite, i've had to swear off because of automation. i don't want to use a self-checkout. the average age of shoppers is over sixty-five, so cashiers previously assisted in a number of tasks, like lifting bags of rice, sorting through wallets for the correct loyalty card, and rushing back to find any items that the shopper forgot to grab, that still happens, on top of having to sort out touchscreens, but with only one cashier manning the checkout zone. so, i have started going to a typical east tokyo discount supermarket, cramped and dark, with about the same items. but they will never fire their staff. it's worth noting that this is the only grocery store in east tokyo that i'm sure has no foreign workers, which, before the foreign workers were gone, might have suggested discriminatory hiring practices, but now seems to suggest a savvy manager, who knew that a stable of middle-aged neighborhood women is as good as gold. long story short, they have a bunch of boxes of discount junk scattered around. i plucked this pokka tallboy out of one of them. you want to talk about savvy managers, how about tsuyoshi shinjo? BIGBOSS himself. huh? i thought it would be nice with my hiyashi chuka. two summertime classics, chewy ice cold ramen and the sugariest of the sugar canned coffee, probably twenty percent soybean oil.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Friday, 24 June 2022 06:15 (one year ago) link

kanpai mi amigo

calstars, Friday, 24 June 2022 12:19 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/PKAUBzg.jpeg

i am sure that i have given in this thread the explanation for the craftsman line, but here it is again... it was intended as a bottled alternative to what consumers are getting from the increasingly accessible third wave chains. researchers saw that office workers liked nursing a cold brew over several hours, rather than slamming a hit of caffeine and sugar. the branding has been successful enough since its introduction in 2018 that expansion won't harm the loyalty it has built. this tastes remarkably similar to any other canned mocha option. the artificial sweetener cuts the soybean oil nicely. reading the press release, i learn that i missed out on the SEVENTEEN (this is a korean pop group) transparent a4-sized folder that came as a preliminary on-pack promotion.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Saturday, 9 July 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link

would this thread be the place to review a BTS macadamia mocha latte?

haven't opened yet. bottle is 4 stars.

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

by "HY". Product of Korea. Drat!

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 9 July 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link


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