it'd be beer tho
― mark cl, Friday, 8 May 2009 05:29 (fifteen years ago) link
thats cool i'll still drink a guiness or a amstel or something! thx
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago) link
minimizin them calories
i am minimizin alcohol, fullstop
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 8 May 2009 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Hello ILX I'm drunk.
― touch my bum / this is life (daavid), Saturday, 9 May 2009 07:35 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm kind of drunk. Maybe tipsy is a better word for it.
― rainy, Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh man! I am so relieved that someone revived a drunk thread. I was just about to do that about ten min. ago but forgot.
― Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyway it's not any of ya'lls fault if Peter Gabriel can outcool you all with one hand tied behind your back.
― Tupperware Honey and Asshole Weeks (Bimble), Saturday, 9 May 2009 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link
me!!!!!!
― Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 24 July 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Getting there.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link
happy friday night!
― hat for slashes (get bent), Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks.
― fields of salmon, Saturday, 25 July 2009 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link
me too!
― oscar A, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
aye
― problem chimp (Porkpie), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
im getting there!
― Michael B, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link
been drinking since, uh, awakekednessess!!
― internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link
I will now program an 808 beat for this timely moment. [talking to myself]
― dice in my pockets (csa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
ugh. burping up truffle oil. hot.
― internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link
herro
― carne asada, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
herr stank breafs
― internet message board terminal-boredom. (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
how do i shot more oxtailssssss
― ian, Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
hey i'm pretty drunk. 2 glasses of merlot, An irish coffee, 8 cans of pear cider, 2 beers. 0_o
― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
You should join us in chatz
― ENBostonBuns (ENBB), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
tupperware!
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
xp. Drunk enough to know that my chatz contributions would be lame or lamentable!
― De Mysteriis Dom Passantino (jim), Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Oodles of tupperware!
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:13 (fourteen years ago) link
burping!
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 July 2009 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I feel ill.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 31 July 2009 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link
let's see how this ends:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/9/Drunk-ass-Palmolive-Chug-374093.html
― freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
bah!
― freakin pecan (jdchurchill), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
My box of wine is gone.
― producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
8:47 AM
― mark cl, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Not in New Zealand.
― producto do Brazil (╓abies), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
drunk drunk drunk drunk DRUNK drunk drunk drunk DRUNK DUNK DURNK DRNK drunk drunk drunk durnk drunk :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) drunk drunk DRUNK DRUNK DNURL DRUNK :-) :-) !! hi
― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
hi hello drunk drunk drunk drunk dreunk :-)
― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:50 (fourteen years ago) link
dnurk
― warmsherry, Sunday, 16 August 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
so treu
― Flea Kuti (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
working on it!
― Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Trying to decide if I should open my second bottle of wine...
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
fucka sunday
― gr8081 step ahead (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link
workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment. just gorged on nachos which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set.
― ian, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i am drunk on montreal.
― t0dd swiss, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish I had a bottle of wine, instead I'm drinking the only thing in the fridge. Miller High Life. My family has the worse taste in beer. I can't imagine getting drunk from this shit. Also why does my fmaily have to live in the only dry county in the area???
― Jacob Sanders, Sunday, 16 August 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
workin on it. drinkin beer in new apartment i am subletting. just gorged on nachos cinnamon teddy grahams which might impede my further drunkenness. i am watching the "best of graham chapman" dvd from the flying circus boxed set the last couple of episodes of s1 of mad men.
― The Collected Works of Fun Fun (donna rouge), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link
listening to nite jewel and thinking about finishing this bottle of malbec.
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:43 (fourteen years ago) link
just came back from a dive bar around the corner. yay drinking to forget!
― Simon H., Sunday, 16 August 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link
There are so many worse things that Miller High Life, but getting really drunk on it would be kind of a challenge.
― joygoat, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
The Polish guy downstairs from me has been fall-down drunk for three days straight. I wouldn't mind so much but it's when he sings Man U chants in a high pitch voice... stfu, man.
― DavidM, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
(i did not finish the bottle of malbec, btw. probably a wise move.)
― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link