chakitaco
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
No offense to the choco taco, but when the ice cream cart comes around I'm a sucker for these:
http://www.jumpinjesters.com/Ice%20Cream%20Pictures/GH%20Premium%20Cookie%20Sandwich.bmp
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
oh i LOVE those. jordan otm.
― JuliaA, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think the Choco Taco would be too offended by that, Jordan.
― jaymc, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know man, the choco taco is loco.
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'm having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich."
― G00blar, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
you are all a pile of crazy. The government uses these desserts to poison our minds.
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
oreo pizza uses nanotechnology to plant smart nanobots in you that record your every movement and word, and all the information is transmitted directly to the CIA using AT&T.
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Tolerability-4337-web.jpg
― abanana, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Its It > Chipwich
― chaki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
(Bourdain) continues his reputation of eating the world’s most dangerous foods in a visit to Zubal book store, in a former Hostess Twinkie factory. As the tap for the pastry’s filling is reopened and the aging contents drip down, Bourdain tastes it and pronounces it delicious.
― brownie, Thursday, 13 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I cannot find my legendary chocotaco post. ;_;
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
"Use a spoon to drizzle the jizz over the face cookies. Use as much as desired."
― kenan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't understand why pizza places are always so disgusting and transparent about making fake desserts. If they want to deliver desserts, they should deliver actual desserts -- you know, stock some giant cookies or something, run them through the oven for a minute, Fresh Warm Cookies. Instead, they either (a) offer you something that's clearly just repurposed pizza shit, like "frosted cinnamon sticks" that are transparently just pizze dough, or worse, (b) they think their desserts somehow have to be pizza-themed and pizza-shaped, like a "dessert pizza." This is totally batshit: when I'm ready to order dessert at an Italian restaurant, they don't offer me chocolate linguini with hazelnut meatballs or whatever, and this is fine by everyone involved.
So it feels like for years and years chain delivery pizza places have been trying to make a dessert work, and none of them EVER seem to work or last -- (but then why do they keep doing it? just to pique your interest now and then? or do people just grumble and take it, because if you're eating crap pizza you should at least get rewarded with some sugar?) -- and even at the point of lowest-possible-standards, like 99% of anyone I know would never dream of getting a crap dessert from a pizza chain.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
"Yes, I'd like a pepperoni pizza and a key lime pie, please."
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
CHIPWICH THE BEST.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
srsly tho.. nabisco for president.
― s1ocki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, hell, it's a crap pizza-delivery corp. -- they should just make a deal to carry a bunch of candy bars or Little Debbie's pies or something. That's the kind of dessert that goes with a Domino's slice, surely?
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
of domino's! (xp)
could we work some activist shareholder thing here?
There's at least one local chain that offers pints of ice cream for delivery. They make good pies, too.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh god sugar on top of booze soooo bad.
OTM
― Michael White, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Do Not Want
― KitCat, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Haha I should know, I only drank gimlets for years. xp
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 September 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Sugar on booze hastens (per Evelyn Waugh)
that secondary stage, vividly described in temperance hand-books, when the momentary illusion of well-being and exhilaration gives place to melancholy, indigestion and moral decay.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
and even at the point of lowest-possible-standards, like 99% of anyone I know would never dream of getting a crap dessert from a pizza chain.
i am part of that 1%
― max, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Grease on booze hastens a blissful, dare I say Hasselhoffian disregard for decorum.
― nabisco, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
okay, I would still totally try this and "oreo pizza" remains a beautiful phrase to my ears, but nabisco is right about dessert pizza being a terrible idea.
gimlets otm, though
xpost oh me too, max
― horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
*GAG*
This was invented in a dorm room. There is no other explanation.
― Miza Din II, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
This is one of the most intelligent collections of observations and ideas about a single item I have ever been witness to.
That, and the Choco Taco is the finest novelty ice cream item EVER.
Followed closely by the Nutty Buddy.
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link
GUYS why are you comparing choco tacos to Icees/Slurpees and ice cream sandwiches? The point is desserts that are disguised as dinner items, like oreo pizza. Ice cream sandwiches kind of count I guess.
― n/a, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
It's all counts for being disguised as food.
― Laurel, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
so good: http://www.partyexpress.safeorders.net/images/Oreo_CCsnd.jpg
― chaki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I tried one bite of that thing & threw it away.
― sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
that oreo ice cream thing NOT the oreo pizza.
http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~skrueger/splooge.gif
― chaki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Choco Taco = chocolate version of Mexican dinner favorite.
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Huh. Now that you put it that way, I can kinda see what they were going for.
― G00blar, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
i hate those desserts that look like other things. they wig me out, i.e. KITTY LITTER CAKE
http://www.unc.edu/~sstaff/images/clitter.jpg
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
it tasted like cardboard! and the ice cream was crap! what?!
I would totally eat the kitty litter cake!
― sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link
okay that is disgusting
― horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Since I can't find it to copy/paste, I will restate:
"If the vagina is known as the 'taco', does that mean the ass is the 'choco taco'?"
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf @ kitty litter cake
― Jordan, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
POLL
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
(Ireallyhatemy)Kidskuisine.com
― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I found photos of moose turd cookies:
http://david.bembidion.org/recipes/pictures/mooseturd.jpg
― sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
PUPPY CHOW. (Not as gross as the kitty litter, I swear.)
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Here's someone else's kitty litter cake with the flair of two different shades of poo:
http://www.mikeschuster.com/CatShitCookies2.jpg
― sweet tater, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
No. The ass is known as "Butt Pie."
― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf is wrong with people?
puppy chow is good though. I always called it "muddy buddies"
― horseshoe, Thursday, 13 September 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link