― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:51 (twenty years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 21 May 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Patrick Kinghorn, Friday, 21 May 2004 11:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 11:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan (Heh) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 5 January 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 January 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
MUMBAI: Pradeep Hode, a 30 year-old from Diva in Thane, qualifies to be Mumbai's Metal Man. A chronic patient of tuberculosis of the abdomen, Hode — over the past few months — swallowed 117 coins, which were finally removed on Friday after a surgery by doctors at KEM Hospital, Parel.
Hode had been suffering from severe abdominal pain in the past few months. Based on hearsay and some bizarre logic of hiw own, Hode started swallowing coins, hoping that the heavy metal would reduce abdominal pain and create pressure to have regular bowel movement. However, his condition only went from bad to worse.
Parmeshwar Gond, senior medical officer at KEM Hospital, said Hode came with intestinal obstruction symptoms on Friday morning. "He was vomitting, had constipation and continuous abdominal pain. His bowel movement had totally stopped because of blockages in the lower abdomen," he said.
Gond said the hospital immediately put Hode through the standard investigation procedures like CT scan and X-ray of his abdomen to know the exact position of the coins in the stomach. "He was taken for surgery without wasting any time," he added. Sameer Rege, under the guidance of P Hardikar of the general surgery departmment at KEM, performed the operation on Hode for nearly two hours to remove all the coins he had swallowed.
"We had to dissect and remove a portion of his small bowel (alium) as many coins had deposited in that region. The metal had affected the condition of the small bowel," Gond said.
― bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Ah, this thread.
― Madchen, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesus, halfway back this thread is making me imagine the worst possible AIM chats between Nick and Cozen.
― nabisco, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I love GIS:
http://www.danbooutdoors.com/RedneckGasGrill.JPG
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Is that the guy from Mythbusters?
― Hard like armour, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Onion Rings from Carl's Jr. gave me gas that smelled like roofing tar. I first became aware of this phenomenon one late night working alone in a small office, in which I was nearly overcome by the fumes. Unacceptable!
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 12 July 2007 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Cozen can confirm that there exists a pressure point on your perinium (skin between anus and testicles) which you can press and hold during orgasm to prevent ejaculation (he read it in FHM, I read it in some sex book I have). This works by simply preventing the spunk getting to your willy, and thus it gets rediretced, supposedly either into your bloodstream (eep!) or into your bowels. If it goes in your bowels you periodically shit it out, innit. (Gross bit coming, turn AWAY!) I often find it 'coats' a poo, allowing the poo to pass more easily by acting as a lubricant. This generally means it requires less wiping, too. -- Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 21 May 2004 09:36 (3 years ago) Link
Oh dear God.
HLA - I was just telling my husband earlier that I have an out of control hatred for the mythbusters guy. I don't know why and I can't explain it but I just can't stand him.
― ENBB, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
two words: whiskey shits
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I was just telling my husband earlier that I have an out of control hatred for the mythbusters guy. I don't know why and I can't explain it but I just can't stand him.
I have an undying hate of the Dirty Jobs guy. I think I can explain it, though -- he's smug without being charming or funny. He just comes off like a dick.
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never seen that show but I just googled the guy and found this:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/dirtyjobs-3.jpg
He looks like I dick. I support you in your hatred.
― ENBB, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link
um . . . A dick. Whoops.
― ENBB, Thursday, 12 July 2007 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link
He looks like he came out of someone's ass.
― Hard like armour, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link
at first I missed ENBB's first post completely and thought the second was a response to the thread question
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
whoops!
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh dear lord, I can't breathe!
― Hard like armour, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link
there exists a pressure point on your perinium (skin between anus and testicles) which you can press and hold during orgasm to prevent ejaculation
is this true? anyone guys tried it and willing to confess the outcome (ha!)? do you still have an orgasm but just don't ejaculate?
i'm curious.
― Rubyred, Thursday, 12 July 2007 04:52 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, you ejaculate... eventually.
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:13 (sixteen years ago) link
It doesn't prevent anything, it just sends your body into this emergency state for a few moments where it's like, "Ok, we're trying to deliver the sperm, but it's not getting out! Keep it going!"
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
btw: this is no fun by yourself. You need another person delivering the pressure for maximum torture/pleasure.
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:19 (sixteen years ago) link
wow. i learn something new and useful here, like, EVERYDAY.
btw: does it hurt/is it uncomfortable?
― Rubyred, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:20 (sixteen years ago) link
no, not at all. It's only uncomfortable because you're trying to ejaculate, ferchrissakes, and your body gets confused on some reptilian level when it can't do that. It prolongs the orgasm, though.
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://warnerkirby.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/the_more_you_know775718.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually, I don't know. I suppose if you kept applying the pressure for long enough, his body would give up and not ejaculate at all. But that sounds like less fun, not more. Let the poor guy come.
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link
OTT
― kenan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link
this information may come in handy one day. much appreciated ;)
― Rubyred, Thursday, 12 July 2007 11:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe that's what (someone)'s cat was trying to help do in the legendary "my cat scratched my balls while I was intercoursing my wife" story?
― StanM, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:16 (sixteen years ago) link
what a helpful cat.
― Rubyred, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:17 (sixteen years ago) link
who else but michael white, stan! you need to brush up on yr ILX legend...
― Just got offed, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:24 (sixteen years ago) link
the link above deserves wider airing:
Lightning exits woman's bottom October 09, 2006 12:00am
A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.
Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.
She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.
"I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.
"It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible."
She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local newspaper, 24 Sata.
"It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."
24 Sata said the young woman had been released from hospital after being kept in overnight and was expected to make a full recovery.
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i find the medic's explanation confusing. wouldn't her rubber shoes need to be about a mile thick in order to absorb the electricity?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I AM THE BALL CAT
― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link
xxpost: thx, I first thought it was him, but I didn't quite believe it when I tried to imagine this style guru from the WDYLL threads posting a story like that... :-/
― StanM, Thursday, 12 July 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link