Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Did anyone figure out what the red flashing lights at the WH the other night were about?

They ran out of coke

It kind of surprises me that so many people at work can't even imagine what word he was trying to type there.

The first thing that google.be suggests today when I start typing # (and nothing else!) over here in Belgium is: #covfefe - and he's not even our president yet!

We laugh to keep the terrified screaming at bay.

I assumed it was "coverage," is that not the standard theory?

Yes it was coverage.
Like a plasterer's radio.

I'm not going to search, has anyone done "You on point, cov? / All the time, fefe" yet?

also we finally get the confluence of "CYA" and "c on ts" that I've been expecting for years on this board and I'm reminded once again that I should always be careful what I wish for

wacky memes def gonna bring him down

^^^ my favorite rendition of "Beautiful"

and Kathy Griffin's apology was inevitable as soon as Chelsea Clinton knocked the pic; can't cross one of the Skywalkers

Donald Trump literally doomed our species to extinction today and you're still complaining about the Clintons

Keepin it Clinton

he didn't do it yet

he's just "poised" to do it, or "expected" to depending on which media outlet you read

why is everyone so fucking delighted with covfefe?

― Treeship, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 14:08 (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Because there's so much fun in covfefe!

they gave him to us, Keyes, quite literally

also we finally get the confluence of "CYA" and "c on ts" that I've been expecting for years on this board and I'm reminded once again that I should always be careful what I wish for

https://media.tenor.com/images/83e9f264560cb0f7347e86610d9fb318/tenor.gif

we're all going to fucking die

well, yeah

i'm a little worried about josh marshall

― k3vin k., Tuesday, May 23, 2017 7:09 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was from last week but uh yea otm me too, this red pen shtick is getting a little out there

would a headless Trump truly die?

he's not truly alive.

horoscopes often lie

but hips don't

don't mention shakira in this profane thread

oh baby when you post like that

lol

holy fuck everyone reacting like a fucking tambourine monkey to Trump's typo makes me want to jump out of a building.

yeah that was my reaction too. i hate this cultural moment so much.

holy fuck everyone reacting like a fucking tambourine monkey to Trump's typo makes me want to jump out of a building.

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:14 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought tapping on a screen was fun but didn't know the game had a back-story

memes will tear us apart

flappy bird otm

also, tbf to morbs, seeing chelsea clinton lecture america about the inappropriateness of that kathy griffin photo also made me want to jump out of a building.

damn treesh wanted frobs to jump out of a building? fuckin harsh

only the interwebs are real

i wonder how CC felt about the Paul Krassner LBJ JFK-throat-wound corker

frogbs is chelsea clinton?

also i don't want chelsea to jump out of a building anyway.

"lecture America"

Why do you dummies read her Twitter?

xxpost he did kinda have a Sister Souljah moment a few years ago

holy fuck everyone reacting like a fucking tambourine monkey to Trump's typo makes me want to jump out of a building.

― flappy bird, Wednesday, May 31, 2017 10:14 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Terrified laughter in the face of the void is sometimes the only way to avoid succumbing to its crushing, annihilistic weight. We bang the cymbals to avoid the finality of making that leap.

need better taste in doomsday yuks

Relax. There will be a fresh atrocity soon enough.

Did anyone figure out what the red flashing lights at the WH the other night were about?

― Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Wednesday, May 31, 2017 10:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They ran out of coke

― willem, Wednesday, May 31, 2017 10:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFwdSLINT8o

Aaaah I gotta get my covfefe post in before the est noon becomes high - what if someone snatched his phone away from him mid-tweet and smashed it into thousands of tiny pieces and that's why he didn't correct it

holy fuck everyone reacting like a fucking tambourine monkey to Trump's typo makes me want to jump out of a building.

it's been painfully unfunny all day - it's a typo. big fucking deal. even trump laughed at himself about it, that's how innocuous it is, the greatest manchild in the world can even brush it off.

i don't suppose american ilxors had to deal with being in a meeting at 3pm and a co-worker painfully, didactically relaying the story of donald trump's tweet and the subsequent memes. seriously more than anyone should be expected to tolerate, i had to think of myself on a beach on holiday in a few weeks to stop myself from screaming.

Ken C and DJP making the most of this while the rest of you keep failing to even come close to Morbius's lap times on the curmudgeonring

okay i finally looked at the kathy griffin thing. she looks scarier than the severed head! she should start doing horror movies.

there's nothing curmudgeonly about disliking a crap joke

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