Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Can't help falling in lovfefe

This is hilarious. I guess he couldn't figure out how to delete it and just went to bed? Or died?

lol

I rarely say this about anyone but I hope he died

lol you guys!!!

re: weight gain

Trump has a button on his desk he can press and a butler brings him a Coke https://t.co/RbaJFTiiA1 pic.twitter.com/74lFLs4rvy

— Amy Fiscus (@amyfiscus) April 25, 2017

actually maybe the button stopped working and he was trying to order a covfefe?

yeah but it's diet coke

I'm glad somebody thought to rewire the doomsday button into a bring Coke button.

Gun play turns into pillow talk
And pillow talk turns into sweet dreams
Sweet dreams turns into covfefe in the morning...

Thread title comes full circle in the end.

I hope there's a simple explanation for that tweet, but to me seems like evidence that he's sundowning

FREMME NEPPA VENETTE!

five hours, 24 mins later, that tweet is still up and it has like three times as many retweets as the last thing obviously tweeted by trump

the people have spoken: we stand united on the issue of covfefe

https://preview.ibb.co/fmaFVv/twin_peaks_covfefe.jpg

Is it an acronym that nobody else has the meaning of.
Is it one fo the keys to the universe that's only revealed through the aegis of the demented.
It doesn't add up to 88 or something does it?

google translate suggests 'covfefe' is samoan for, er, 'covfefe'

thanks google

oh they totally should make up a backronym for it
be awesome to see what they'd come up with

he's deleted the covfefe tweet and posted this instead

Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017

i guess this is the closest we'll ever get to a 'good tweet' from trump

and it's still shit

Is covfefe secret weapon to make liberals die of laughter because I am dying of laughter

tbh positioning him as a wacky meme generator is maybe the best move they've got

Hoping the second tweet was typed in by the intern who found his corpse on the toilet.

fingers crossed!

the problem for me is that "Covfefe" was my least favorite song on Fables of the Reconstruction.

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/covfefe1_zpsnp5gnygg.jpg

Damn Fine Covfefe

We really are hanging on his every notword..

dude was clearly trying to say "coverage" but his fingers are too fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI

ooooooooor, some aide snatched the phone from his hand and accidentally hit post

Lips full of passion and covfefe in bed

Is it an acronym or a portmanteau mash up?
cov - fe fe. Fe signifying what being duplicated to make the word that much more childish?

Possibly pidgin, though 45 doesn't seem to be getting much work done.

All we are saying is covfefe a chance

“What if this is it,” asked Emily Nussbaum, the New Yorker television critic, after just five minutes. “That is his final tweet & the rest of history stops.”

Cofveve Vs singlefveve

Cofveve Annam

Look

Maybe he wanted to say "kerfuffle?"

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he took two iron supplements for his coronavirus.

I hope 'covfefe' eventually takes root as a legitimate neologism meaning 'the moment when his courtiers stop supporting the illusion that the emperor was ever wearing clothes'. The tweet misfire was one thing, 'covfefe' was another hilarious thing, but the biggest and most important takeaway here is that it's been established that a number of people have access to his Twitter and the ability to make him not look like an incompetent dipshit (in this instance) and they did nothing.

And I would wager that at least part of the impetus behind the hands-off, 'this is allllll you' approach is frustration over his continued refusal to accept any counsel on the wisdom of just shutting the fuck up already while his administration is under investigation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG4hOjJ9tEs

Just learned that you cannot plead the fifth when asked for business records. Given all the Russia stuff at least in some way involves payments and hiding money and funneling money through businesses, it seems the best the targets and POIs can do is delay.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBJIc4RWsAAOZ_V.jpg

I keep getting it mixed up with kayfabe

proposed June thread title

Every Day: "Here We Go"

That thing where you'd still occasionally come across a rack of fifteen of the same unsellable action figure two years after the toy line had ended? That's Snack Blast.

Oops, wrong thread. Or alternately:

Who can figure out the true meaning of "Snack Blast" ??? Enjoy!

(Should've waited five hours to post that.)

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