Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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HELLLOOOO-OOHHHHHHH

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:48 (six years ago) link

my friend just took this photo at the airport pic.twitter.com/hnVgtGbLQ8

— Ben Detrick (@bdetrick) May 25, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:51 (six years ago) link

#covfefe is trending on twitter. Oh what a world we live in

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link

Gonna embed it:

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:58 (six years ago) link

pass the covfefe

k3vin k., Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:58 (six years ago) link

My covfefe has a first name...

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:59 (six years ago) link

idgi

sleeve, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:59 (six years ago) link

You will soon. We all will.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:00 (six years ago) link

Maybe that's the stroke out on the shitter Tweet we've all been waiting on?

― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, May 31, 2017 12:45 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brillant.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link

Yeah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q

nickn, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:02 (six years ago) link

From your lips to god's ears. xp

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:02 (six years ago) link

If he does die in office I'm going to have to go live on a mountain like a hermit until the public mourning is over.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:11 (six years ago) link

lol

12:57am 2011
Valerie Jarrett: We did it, sir! You sign the bill tomorrow!

12:57am 2017
Bannon: u call him
Jared: not it
Spicer: ugh no way

— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) May 31, 2017

j., Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:12 (six years ago) link

can we change the thread title to Trump, May 2017: 100 days of covfefe?

Roz, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:15 (six years ago) link

He needs a hot cup of covfefe right about now, clearly...

Evan, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:24 (six years ago) link

This is hilarious. I guess he couldn't figure out how to delete it and just went to bed? Or died?

True, on the one hand, you have constant negative press, and that can be rough. But on the other hand, covfefe.

In the words of Boltair (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:39 (six years ago) link

This is showing up on major newspapers' websites now.

I guess he just flat-out doesn't give a fuck about not looking like a drooling idiot anymore.

In the words of Boltair (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:42 (six years ago) link

Or his staff just flat-out don't give a fuck about him not looking like a drooling idiot anymore

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:47 (six years ago) link

I wanna see a photo of Trump at a beautiful dining table in the White House, slowly eating from a jar of Hellman's.

Sound and vision of trump lately putting me mind of late Elvis holed up in graceland not wanting to go on another pointless tour and just eat and shoot tv's all night long.

wtev, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:47 (six years ago) link

Can't help falling in lovfefe

wtev, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:53 (six years ago) link

This is hilarious. I guess he couldn't figure out how to delete it and just went to bed? Or died?

lol

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:02 (six years ago) link

I rarely say this about anyone but I hope he died

softie (silby), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:06 (six years ago) link

lol you guys!!!

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:08 (six years ago) link

re: weight gain

Trump has a button on his desk he can press and a butler brings him a Coke https://t.co/RbaJFTiiA1 pic.twitter.com/74lFLs4rvy

— Amy Fiscus (@amyfiscus) April 25, 2017

Number None, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:25 (six years ago) link

actually maybe the button stopped working and he was trying to order a covfefe?

Number None, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:25 (six years ago) link

yeah but it's diet coke

j., Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:28 (six years ago) link

I'm glad somebody thought to rewire the doomsday button into a bring Coke button.

nickn, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:37 (six years ago) link

Gun play turns into pillow talk
And pillow talk turns into sweet dreams
Sweet dreams turns into covfefe in the morning...

Roz, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:39 (six years ago) link

Thread title comes full circle in the end.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 07:01 (six years ago) link

I hope there's a simple explanation for that tweet, but to me seems like evidence that he's sundowning

Dan S, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 07:06 (six years ago) link

FREMME NEPPA VENETTE!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 08:08 (six years ago) link

five hours, 24 mins later, that tweet is still up and it has like three times as many retweets as the last thing obviously tweeted by trump

the people have spoken: we stand united on the issue of covfefe

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:32 (six years ago) link

Is it an acronym that nobody else has the meaning of.
Is it one fo the keys to the universe that's only revealed through the aegis of the demented.
It doesn't add up to 88 or something does it?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:47 (six years ago) link

google translate suggests 'covfefe' is samoan for, er, 'covfefe'

thanks google

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:52 (six years ago) link

oh they totally should make up a backronym for it
be awesome to see what they'd come up with

nxd, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:02 (six years ago) link

he's deleted the covfefe tweet and posted this instead

Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017

i guess this is the closest we'll ever get to a 'good tweet' from trump

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:11 (six years ago) link

and it's still shit

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:12 (six years ago) link

Is covfefe secret weapon to make liberals die of laughter because I am dying of laughter

davey, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:14 (six years ago) link

tbh positioning him as a wacky meme generator is maybe the best move they've got

Hoping the second tweet was typed in by the intern who found his corpse on the toilet.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link

fingers crossed!

davey, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

the problem for me is that "Covfefe" was my least favorite song on Fables of the Reconstruction.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:35 (six years ago) link

Damn Fine Covfefe

Mark G, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:41 (six years ago) link

We really are hanging on his every notword..

Mark G, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:42 (six years ago) link

dude was clearly trying to say "coverage" but his fingers are too fat.

black covfefe in bed (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:52 (six years ago) link

ooooooooor, some aide snatched the phone from his hand and accidentally hit post

black covfefe in bed (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link

Lips full of passion and covfefe in bed

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:05 (six years ago) link


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