Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Here's how things stood on April 4:

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_720_noupscale/58e400c62c00006568ff2411.png

Are there "acting" ambassadors rn or what's the deal with that?

For less attractive assignments, most are filled with career civil servants (there goes my hope of making a late life political donation to become ambassador to Bhutan).

we'll all be Reavers soon

That said, the number of embassies with no acting US ambassador, particularly in Europe, is remarkable:

Amos, Micah, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Jesus, and James

Europe: Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, EU, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, NATO, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, United Kingdom, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Asia-Pacific: Australia, India, Singapore, South Korea

Mideast: Afghanistan, Djibouti, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Yemen

Americas: Argentina, Belize, Canada, Cuba, Haiti, Paraguay, Trinidad, Venezuela

Africa: Congo (DR), Côte d'Ivoire, Mauritius, Tanzania

Oops, those SJW prophets and messiahs belong in another comment.

Donald J. Trump‏ Verified account @realDonaldTrump

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

Uh oh, covfefe = secret Twitter-deployed nuke code

Haha but also that report about his tweets being checked by lawyers/comms is obviously false

Clearly this is the new national motto.

HOW IS IT STILL UP

Maybe that's the stroke out on the shitter Tweet we've all been waiting on?

HELLLOOOO-OOHHHHHHH

my friend just took this photo at the airport pic.twitter.com/hnVgtGbLQ8

— Ben Detrick (@bdetrick) May 25, 2017

#covfefe is trending on twitter. Oh what a world we live in

Gonna embed it:

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017

pass the covfefe

My covfefe has a first name...

idgi

You will soon. We all will.

Maybe that's the stroke out on the shitter Tweet we've all been waiting on?

― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, May 31, 2017 12:45 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brillant.

Yeah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q

From your lips to god's ears. xp

If he does die in office I'm going to have to go live on a mountain like a hermit until the public mourning is over.

lol

12:57am 2011
Valerie Jarrett: We did it, sir! You sign the bill tomorrow!

12:57am 2017
Bannon: u call him
Jared: not it
Spicer: ugh no way

— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) May 31, 2017

can we change the thread title to Trump, May 2017: 100 days of covfefe?

He needs a hot cup of covfefe right about now, clearly...

This is hilarious. I guess he couldn't figure out how to delete it and just went to bed? Or died?

True, on the one hand, you have constant negative press, and that can be rough. But on the other hand, covfefe.

This is showing up on major newspapers' websites now.

I guess he just flat-out doesn't give a fuck about not looking like a drooling idiot anymore.

Or his staff just flat-out don't give a fuck about him not looking like a drooling idiot anymore

I wanna see a photo of Trump at a beautiful dining table in the White House, slowly eating from a jar of Hellman's.

Sound and vision of trump lately putting me mind of late Elvis holed up in graceland not wanting to go on another pointless tour and just eat and shoot tv's all night long.

Can't help falling in lovfefe

This is hilarious. I guess he couldn't figure out how to delete it and just went to bed? Or died?

lol

I rarely say this about anyone but I hope he died

lol you guys!!!

re: weight gain

Trump has a button on his desk he can press and a butler brings him a Coke https://t.co/RbaJFTiiA1 pic.twitter.com/74lFLs4rvy

— Amy Fiscus (@amyfiscus) April 25, 2017

actually maybe the button stopped working and he was trying to order a covfefe?

yeah but it's diet coke

I'm glad somebody thought to rewire the doomsday button into a bring Coke button.

Gun play turns into pillow talk
And pillow talk turns into sweet dreams
Sweet dreams turns into covfefe in the morning...

Thread title comes full circle in the end.

I hope there's a simple explanation for that tweet, but to me seems like evidence that he's sundowning

FREMME NEPPA VENETTE!

five hours, 24 mins later, that tweet is still up and it has like three times as many retweets as the last thing obviously tweeted by trump

the people have spoken: we stand united on the issue of covfefe

https://preview.ibb.co/fmaFVv/twin_peaks_covfefe.jpg

Is it an acronym that nobody else has the meaning of.
Is it one fo the keys to the universe that's only revealed through the aegis of the demented.
It doesn't add up to 88 or something does it?

google translate suggests 'covfefe' is samoan for, er, 'covfefe'

thanks google

oh they totally should make up a backronym for it
be awesome to see what they'd come up with

he's deleted the covfefe tweet and posted this instead

Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017

i guess this is the closest we'll ever get to a 'good tweet' from trump

and it's still shit