Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

what's n-x-e-t?

renaming the "Hastert Rule" the "Serial Molester Rule"

how about that chris cillizza amirite

Dude's name always reads to me like a cross between some Toho kaiju and a venereal disease.

renaming the "Hastert Rule" the "Serial Molester Rule"

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 2:20 PM (thirty-four minutes ago

real lol

Harding wasn't as bad a prez as Coolidge: far less damaging to the economy or immigrants.

re the huge bump in fake trump followers today

I'm tracking *45's number right now. He is growing by around 100 bots a minute. He is massing a propaganda army.

— SnowflakePrincess (@amandablount2) May 30, 2017

For what purpose? Do people give a shit what his follower count is? If his team is generating a bunch of twitter bots to spread Trumpophilic stories, why would they all need to follow Trump?

some speculation in the replies above, like driving trending

Hey, what happened to Rick Perry?

lost his glasses, is now stupid again

Never forget: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/372882/rick-perry-intellectual-tim-cavanaugh

Bias confession: This reporter’s heart is with Cruz and/or Paul, but the Republicans have a very deep bench of governors. America’s most recent experiment with electing a senator to the White House has now been exposed as a folly the nation was smart to suppress during the preceding four decades. The 2016 candidate will be a governor. Perry brought a new self to CPAC, and his idea-guy act proved a better vehicle to move the crowd than his previous instantiation as a big Texan in cowboy boots.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/372882/rick-perry-intellectual-tim-cavanaugh

whoops

little did he realize the GOP would be taken over by an independent candidate masquerading as a republican!

and his idea-guy act proved a better vehicle to move the crowd...

I honestly read this as idiot-guy. Perry's not the only one needin' glasses.

https://assets2.onionstatic.com/onion/custom/trump-docs/poster/05-Presidential-Briefings/5-Presidential-Briefings_3_POSTER-fix.png

Rebecca Solnit: The Loneliness of Donald Trump (Literary Hub)

One way or another, he knows he has stepped off a cliff, pronounced himself king of the air, and is in freefall. Another dungheap awaits his landing; the dung is all his; when he plunges into it he will be, at last, a self-made man.

This is where the GOP is now, a politics finally stripped of all policy or ideological goals, driven totally by inchoate tribalistic rage and thirst for librul tears:

Why did I (since Cruz dropped out) and still do support President Trump?
Because fuck liberals.
We win, they lose.
Nothing else matters.
🗡️

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) May 29, 2017

huh i've never heard those lyrics on my copy of "nothing else matters"

I'm tracking *45's number right now. He is growing by around 100 bots a minute. He is massing a propaganda army.
— SnowflakePrincess (@amandablount2) May 30, 2017

what were his numbers before he touched the orb?

wait, did he stab himself in the heart at the end of that tweet?

XPS Those are from "Nothing Still Matters" from the fanclub-only download ReLoad ReLoaded.

w additional lyrics by Bob Rock

Or Glenn Danzig.

aw, Danzig thinks he is "smart"

maybe he bought some glasses recently

Kurt Schlicter deserves all the mocking he gets

'schlichter' is such a horribly onomatopoeic word

it's the sound of jabba the hutt licking his lips

Schlichter really ought to be a Yiddish specific-category-of-jerk term

The best minds

Watch as Stuart Jones, a high-level acting official in the State Dept, is asked why they criticize Iranian elections but never Saudi Arabia: pic.twitter.com/RLkKGn48Z7

— Alex Emmons (@AlexanderEmmons) May 30, 2017

:D

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HoBwhUoAA0sIV.jpg

Blue Xs: positions without Trump nominations.
Red Xs: resignations

The bureaucracy at State is overloaded and working without guidance, with 2-3 layers of acting civil servants missing.

We shouldn't be surprised that this has brought people with little experience spinning in real time to the fore.

xxpost The fuck? Was he waiting for updates to install?

draining that swamp!

Pareene noted that its possible he's never had to think of an answer to the question before, which is probably 100% accurate

plus he can't give an honest answer

Trump ‘gaining weight’ and ‘emotionally withdrawing’ as Russia probe swamps White House: report https://t.co/NPjEdBXo2Q pic.twitter.com/1srGrlern8

— Raw Story (@RawStory) May 30, 2017

Protestors should start sending Carvel cakes, because he won't be able to resist.

What even differentiates an emotionally-withdrawn Trump from everyday Trump?

He gonna asplode Dig Dug style

I guess the real question is: when (WHEN) this dude fully blows a gasket, how much collateral damage is there going to be?

depends on if he bothered to appoint someone to the post of nuclear football guy

I wanna see a photo of Trump at a beautiful dining table in the White House, slowly eating from a jar of Hellman's.

would make a wonderful Sharon Lockhart style single-channel video projection

Or a fetish vid

its super easy to gain a shit ton of weight if you work all the time and never exercise.

hence why I weigh 50 pounds more than I did half a lifetime ago

do you sit at a dining table eating Hellman's

it brings out the best iirc

Trump's face looks Papier-mâché in that Raw Story pic