Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Palance jizzing in his pants

Aw, pobrecito

Spicer fumed to colleagues after being excluded from meeting with Pope, admin official told CNN https://t.co/HjLPIxcwx4

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 25, 2017

I'm hoping so hard that the first question from the WH press corp upon Spicey's return is how it felt to not meet the Pope.

And then we'll see how much effort he puts into that day's spin cycle.

what if it was Francis who said "Let that Spicey cool his heels in the plaza"

i'm seeing on twitter that the pope has excommunicated spicer too

huge if true

oh come on

(that was a joek btw)

http://www.technologytell.com/entertainment/files/2013/10/Radiohead.jpg
Pictured: Sean Spicer (seated), The Pope (standing, second row)

But when his base gets cut off in traffic by some douchebag with slicked back hair in a BMW zipping around like a maniac and flipping people off... in the past maybe they were pissed and disgusted but in Trump's America are they filled with a comforting warmness because it reminds them of papa Donny or is the sensation just them pissing themselves because they're such fucking idiots?

― Evan, Thursday, May 25, 2017 10:46 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah, they see the driver in the BMW as whomever Trump tells them to dislike (Hillary, the press etc.) because it can't be Trump because TRUMP RIDES WITH HIS PEOPLE.

Back and forth, back and forth...

FBI tells House Oversight Chairman Chaffetz it won't yet hand over Comey's Trump memos because of the Mueller Special Counsel appointment pic.twitter.com/mWvxAZAsDt

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 25, 2017

TRUMP RIDES WITH HIS PEOPLE ETERNAL ON THE HIGHWAYS OF VALHALLA

i am going to literally recommend that you read the comments

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2017/05/25/face-it-the-body-slammed-reporter-did-just-what-you-would-have-done/

smackdown

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAsNiFyXoAE9RIv.jpg:large

Such a nasty judge.

2nd sentence goes hard

New press conference from Montana law enforcement at the top of the hour

next on NEDTV

After reading all the noise on the tussle in Montana, I have to wonder if they have a stand your ground law.

One wonders...

Separately (or not), pretty good thread of tweets from a Reason guy here. Not necessarily news to any of us, but of interest nonetheless.

Some thoughts on macho talk re: the Montana incident. The idea that real men occasionally hit, and that real men hit back, is bad for men.

— Mike Riggs (@MikeRiggs) May 25, 2017

to be clear i would watch nedtv

I appreciate your ratings spike.

NEW: Source close to Gianforte campaign says it's raised 00K+ online in last 24 hours -- most of it coming after reporter "body slam."

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) May 25, 2017

good luck usa

That seems kinda small to me, though.

This guy. (Via Google Translate, so allow for that.)

http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/donald-trump-bei-der-eu-die-deutschen-sind-boese-sehr-boese-a-1149282.html

US President Donald Trump has complained bitterly about the German trade surplus on his meeting with the EU top in Brussels. "The Germans are evil, very evil," said Trump. This was learned by the SPIEGEL from participants in the meeting.

Trump said, "Look at the millions of cars they sell in the US, and we'll stop that."

At the meeting, EU Commissioner Jean-Claude Juncker took the side of the Germans and disagreed with Trumps Schelte. Free trade is a good thing for all, said the Commissioner. Juncker had tried a friendly tone, but was hard on the matter, says the participants.

Meantime...

An employee at @realDonaldTrump's Mar-a-Lago Club is doing govt work on this foreign trip. Great find by @tparti. https://t.co/e7LiuljPGM

— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) May 25, 2017

"The Germans are evil, very evil," said Trump.

This is a new level in stupidity for him, I think.

Can Merkel just punk this fucker in front of everyone? She'd be a fucking hero.

Again, allow for the translation software. Could have been 'evil,' could also have been 'bad.' I assume the latter.

Trump was speaking German?

Haha, I saw that WaPo piece linked elsewhere, but I didn't see _who_ had written it.

The comments are fun, indeed.

Trump was speaking German?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv85s_v3LKo

DAS TRUMP

the us doesn't have a trade agreement with germany or any other eu member. i'm not sure what his plan is.

lol just kidding he doesn't have a plan.

He probably said "bad, very bad." It sounds more like him.

Meanwhile...

Senate Intel Comm has formally voted to grant Chair Burr & Vice Chair Warner "blanket authority" to issue subpoenas in Russia probe

— Scott Wong (@scottwongDC) May 25, 2017

full floor vote required to charge people (ie Flynn) w/contempt for refusing subpeonas iirc

also anyone wanna take over/under on SC ruling on Muslim Ban being a 5-4 nailbiter

I ain't taking that action

Gorsuch has to show his wingnut cred

Thomas and Alito will obviously just say "there's no mention of religion in the order" and leave it at that. idk about the other three.

lmao. in 2013 two burly dudes from NETTP laid hands and dragged/pushed me to my car, then took pics of me and my license plates pic.twitter.com/0ZXsExbZu8

— chris hooks (@cd_hooks) May 25, 2017

i ummmmm... well this is something (1st in a short series)

although I suppose we can guess Gorsuch's "originalist" position

xp

wiktionary suggests böse also means "naughty", so I choose to believe Trump said the germans are naughty.

i stand with trayce

wiktionary suggests böse also means "naughty", so I choose to believe Trump said the germans are naughty.

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/370/MI0002370437.jpg

.. English title, "Trump's Penis and the Germans"

THIS is the guy Trump is relying on to help fend off Mueller?

https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/a.114529165244512.10815.108793262484769/1577899202240827/?type=3&theater

That said I could easily see that being a parody as well. Wheels within etc.

I don't get the pundits who have claimed that Rob Quist's beating Greg Gianforte in the contest for the open house seat allows the GOP to, let me cite Chuck Todd, breathe a sigh of relief. Losing a seat is losing a seat -- one less loyal member on whom Speaker Paul Ryan can rely for crucial votes. Moreover, as the environment gets more toxic for Republicans in 2018 it's quite likely that Quist keeps his seat, or, rather, harder for him to lose it. Should Gianforte win, Dems have another symbol of GOP decadence to use in ads.

way too clever by half. When the public says it distruts journalists, they mean political reporters.